Timeless Classic Of The Day

Talking in his Sleep by Toni Braxton

Why is it that the men are forgiven and the women aren’t?

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Dear Tiffany Trump, if you want your dad to grab you and hug you, wear this…

The “Touch of Fur” shawl by FENDI is a new part of this season’s womenswear collection at £750! Do you see a vagina or it’s only me? 

I seriously can’t afford it, but Tiffany can.

Don’t let Ivanka get daddy’s full attention girl. You deserve some too.

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SAFE

Tonight I spoke via WhatsApp with one of my cousins in South America. She was telling me about her trip to Orlando, and when she asked me what was new with me I mentioned Maxim.

Obviously she was surprised to hear a person’s name and not an objectify being. See, usually when I tell her about my lovers it’s all about their big dicks and not the person they are. Which to be honest I don’t care much anyway because our business is pure sex.

Now, Maxim is something else. So my cousin was in shock to hear I’m giving my inner-slut a rest, but that’s the right thing to do.

When someone takes me serious I do the same. So in my present (my life is so radical) I’m pretty much a virgin again and the wifie of one man. 

The one sabotaging my misbehaviour with love marks and assorted tricks.

But I’m not complaining.

The beginning is always fun and challenging, but despite whatever obstacle I’m always game because these moments make me zen. And I feel safe this way.

Safe from myself.

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20 Random Questions

Surfing online I found a page full of random questions and decided to answer few, and share them. Because even if you can’t care less about what I have to say, writing is my therapy, my solace and my catharsis.

  1. How do you use Facebook? I don’t. I closed my account three years ago.
  2. Do apps help you or just waste your time? Both.
  3. Do presidential candidates need to be good debaters? They should. 
  4. Which is more important: Talent or Hard Work? Hard work.
  5. Do you eat too quickly? Yes.
  6. Who inspires you? Humanitarians and animal advocates.
  7. Are you a novelty-seeker? Nope.
  8. Do you want to write a book? I wanted when I was younger.
  9. Should couples live together before marriage? Totally.
  10. What is your fantasy vacation? The one I’ll spend with my better half
  11. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? Girls. Boys and I fight too much.
  12. Have you ever felt replaced? Yes.
  13. Is the last person you texted attractive? Yes
  14. Have you experienced sexual harassment? Yes.
  15. What will you remember most from 2011? Jaden, my then bf.
  16. When did you last have a great conversation? Last week.
  17. Why do you share photos? Because I have nothing to hide.
  18. What advice would you give to somebody who just started dating? Enjoy it without expectations.
  19. What is your opinion about the morning-after pill? You gotta do what you gotta do.
  20. What are you good at? At making people horny. My biggest talent, I guess.
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Tune Of The Day

Crickets by Drop City Yacht Club

My friends say I’m trippin but baby I don’t really give a f…

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Cartoonists on Khashoggi’s Disappearance

EMAD HAJJAJ, ALARABY ALJADEED NEWSPAPER , LONDON Emad Hajjaj, Alaraby Aljadeed newspaper, London

On Oct. 2, Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi disappeared after entering the Saudi Consulate in Istanbul. A Turkish official claimed they have evidence that Khashoggi was assassinated inside.

Khashoggi, who in recent years resided in the United States and worked as a columnist for the Washington Post, is one of the Western world’s most prominent critics of Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman (MBS,) a man known to have little tolerance for dissent but often hailed as a modernist by Western media.

According to an anonymous Turkish official, a Saudi assassin squad flew into Istanbul on private jets and waited for Khashoggi inside the consulate. The squad included a physician who specialises in autopsies. They also took a bone saw.

The disappearance sparked an international diplomatic incident.

On the other hand Trump said he believes the king of Saudi Arabia because he denied any involvement. Obviously nobody is surprised about Trump’s position, they had business together. He did the same defending Putin and not the FBI, or Kavanaugh.

Political cartoonists from all over the world have responded to Khashoggi’s disappearance and alleged murder. Some below:

JOHN COLE, THE SCRANTON TIMES-TRIBUNE, PA John Cole, the Scranton Times-Tribune, Pa.

Morten Morland. UK

OSAMA HAJJAJ, JORDAN Osama Hajjaj, Jordan

Benjamin Slyngstad

ARCADIO ESQUIVEL, COSTA RICA Arcadio Esquivel, Costa Rica

PAT BAGLEY, THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, UT-16102018-0004 Pat Bagley, the Salt Lake Tribune, Utah

Nick_Anderson. The Washington Post Writers Group.

Sabaaneh. Palestina

There are no words for such horror, but it’s a reality we can’t pretend it’s not happening.

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Weed Is Officially Legal In Canada

As a Canadian person, I can confidently assure outsiders who look upon Canada as this always-smiling apologetic utopia. It’s cold for about 11 months of the year. Near every pond lurks a pack of Canada Geese that will either try to bite you or will laugh as you slip on their poo.

But at least we can now legally smoke all our problems away, because today marks the first day  that cannabis is 100% legal in Canada.

There were a couple times parliament tried to pass decriminalisation bills, but they didn’t take until 2017, when the Cannabis Act was passed.

The bill officially went into effect today, thus making Canada the second country in the world, behind Uruguay, to legalise it for recreation, medical use, and cultivation.

CBC notes that the rules will vary from province to province. All but two provinces require you to be 19 years old (Alberta and Quebec are going with 18). You can smoke at home and in public (depending on the city), and bring 30 grams of weed on a plane, but you can’t get high and get behind the wheel of a car.

You can also buy weed online and have it shipped to your house.

Forget what I said about the geese, this country is obviously great. But you can’t sell it, you have to buy it from the government or an approved source.

Canada is also considering releasing people in jail for weed-related offences.

On the other hand, stoners started to line up at 3:30 am in front of our government-run legal pot shops here in Montreal.

I don’t smoke, but will always support its legalisation, so blaze it bitches!

Happy Legalisation day to all my fellow Canadians!

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