Kulning

Like something out of a fantasy movie, a blonde in a misty field calls to her animals in a beautiful and ancient call, known as Kulning. This call has been practised for hundreds of years in Scandinavia, and Jonna Jinton of Sweden is bringing attention back to the art of kulning through her YouTube videos.

Fantastic sounding history.

Speaking Of Bad People… FBI Arrests Jeffrey Epstein’s Alleged Madam

The New York Times reports:

Ghislaine Maxwell, the former girlfriend and longtime associate of the disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein, was arrested Thursday in New Hampshire on criminal charges linked to his alleged sex-trafficking operation, according to a law enforcement official.

The new federal indictment, unsealed on Thursday, charged Ms. Maxwell with six counts: enticing minors to travel to engage in illegal sex acts, transportation of a minor with intent to engage in sexual activity, two conspiracy counts related to those charges and two counts of perjury.

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I’m kinda surprised she is still alive.

Post Office “Courtney” Destroys Homophobes

Meet Courtney, the social media maven of the United Kingdom’s post office. Fed up with postal customers attacking the office for celebrating Pride Month, she issued a very public smackdown to homophobes on Twitter.

It started on June 28, when Twitter user @jamesmc13123269 referred to a postal employee as a “degenerate.” The employee, named Emma, appeared in a short video posted to the social media platform talking about her coming out and the importance of the LGBTQ community.

As I always say, your sexual orientation doesn’t define the person you are. Either you’re a good human being, or you’re not.

And all those hating on people who loves each other (regardless of the genre) are just insecure and unhappy with their own existence.

This is the type of Post Office every country needs!

Netlix’s Walter Mercado Documentary

Walter-mercado-boycultureToward the end of 2019, the Earth was depleted of a major source of glamour, sparkle, and celestial flamboyance when human estrella Walter Mercado returned to his homeland of the galaxy. 

Now, and jokes aside, Walter Mercado was very famous in The United States (mainly Florida) and the Caribbean countries (he was Puerto Rican, therefore American citizen by default) but he had no impact in South America because all the South American countries have their own entertainers (and magical charlatans,) but mostly because the mentality of South Americans are also different than those up North. 

In other words, he was just a joke!

And that’s how I saw him all my life too.

However, Mercado was a “psychic” Liberace for many ignorant, and cult followers. And he made a fortune out of those people. 

Walter Mercado is proof that it doesn’t matter how ignorant, educated, hot, or not Latinos are… They just love fantasy, drama and excess!

HAPPY CANADA DAY

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And as a proud Canadian, here are 7 reasons why I love Canada.

1) The beautiful nature that one finds in Canada… the animals, the lakes, the forests, the mountains, the arctic and the sea. The incredible variety of landscapes across this vast land.

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2) The quality of life, our healthcare system, our “peace keeping tradition” and the equality for everyone.

3) The beauty of cities such as Ottawa, Quebec City, Vancouver to mention few.

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4) Bilingualism (English & French).

5) The diversity of its gorgeous and super cool-chill-open-minded people. 

6) Our coloured money.

7) The LEGENDARY Christopher Plummer, the late Loenard Cohen and Leslie Nielsen, Shania Twain, Celine Dion, Linda Evangelista, Keanu Reeves, Jim Carrey, Kim Cattrall (a.k.a SAMANTHA JONES,) panty creamers Jared Keeso, and Karsten Sollors, Mike Myers, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Raynolds, Godfrey Gao (RIP,) Rachel McAdams (a.k.a REGINA GEORGE,) Pamela Anderson, Sandra Oh, Evangeline Lilly, Alanis Morissette, Shawn Mendes, Drake, The Weeknd, Alessia Cara, Diana Krall, Nelly Furtado, etc, etc, etc…

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What I dislike: Quebec double tax (UGH!), my passport picture, Justin Bieber doucheness, the embarrassing seal hunt, Canada’s 4 seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction.

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HAPPY DAY CANADA!

Hot Night

Sorry for the lack of updates, but work is interfering again with my energies… the little energy I save when I arrive home exhausted, but always down to fuck.

That been said, Max came last night.

I guess, at this point, I can say we are having some type of relationship that’s in the edge of sex and feelings…

See, during sex I’m his personal slut, but when we are not doing it, he’s sweet, caring and the way he looks at me; and the way he sighs when he wraps me around his arms is not the typical fwb interaction. 

Max was fully hetero until he met me, and last night he overcame his biggest taboo when he kissed me.

See straight guys are okay introducing their penises in any available boy hole, but kissing, for some, could be too much because, no homo! 

I knew he wanted to kissed me during our previous encounter, but this time he went for me. It was more of a sweet kiss, like “I got a crush on you” type of kiss, but it was nice because I haven’t had this type of intimacy with another guy since the last person I dated (back in the 1800).

Max reminds me a lot of Jason Statham. He’s very manly, has an intimidating face when serious, loves extreme physical activity, and simply looks like the type of guy you don’t mess with because he would kick your ass.

Anyhow, we had a super hot night. 

Reddit and Twitch SUSPEND Trump And Pro-Trump Forum For Hateful Content

The Verge reports:

Twitch has temporarily banned President Donald Trump, in the latest surprise and high-profile suspension from the streaming service. Trump’s account was banned for “hateful conduct” that was aired on stream, and Twitch says the offending content has been removed.

ABOUT FUCKING TIME! 

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Is he having a stroke yet? More PLEASE!