More Hot Guys…

Singlehood is a real issue for me. People tend to say “enjoy it,” but those people clearly doesn’t understand what is to be harassed 7/7.

I swear to God there’s not a day I don’t get approached by men, but unlike what you may think it’s not THAT enjoyable.

It’s actually stressful and overwhelming ’cause you want to sleep with all but you only have one asshole, one mouth, two hands and at the age of 300, you no longer have the energies to fuck 24 hours. However, YOU TRY! And that’s what I’m doing…

So, last nigth I had sex with this gorgeous 19 yo. He was after my bones for some time and we met at last. Nathaniel is a halfie Moroccan/Spaniard, pretty tall, slim, handsome and mentally quick. Not to mention sweet. In other words my type of man!

It was a no brainer to help his needs, and mine.

We had a good time and hopefully I’ll see him again, but since I really have no time to think about any of them, I have another “date” tonight. Obviously another hot one, another halfie, Vahag, because mixed guys are fire! 

Anyway, I wish I can share more details, but I’m late for work. TGIF!! I’ll be right back.

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Tune Of The Day

Ghost by Katy Perry

Something has died now that I have made up my mind…

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Speaking of Gag Reflex…

After we were all hit in the face with a ball of random in the form of the rumor that Donald Trump Jr. fucked Aubrey O’Day while his wife was pregnant with their third child, the investigative journalists at The Daily Mail went to work to look for proof of their affair… They may have found some.

Don Jr. and Aubrey supposedly started doing each other at the end of 2011 and broke up around March 2012.

The Daily Mail went through Aubrey’s twatter feed and found a tweet from March 2012 where her “babe” is protecting her feet from “bunion attacks.” Aubrey really typed the words “True Love Feet.”

Besides Don Jr., this is the worst thing that Aubrey O’Day has ever done, and that’s saying a lot since she also did the Trump-ified remix of Somebody That I Used To Know.

Feet love + Aubrey O’Day + Donald Trump Jr. = Your gag reflex doesn’t stand a chance.

His foot or his face? I really can’t tell the difference!!!

Let’s just say that Aubrey O’Day isn’t loving all of the attention… It would explain why she now looks like a tube of Bronzer after being pressed in a Kardashian mold.

Aubrey knew the world was going to find out that she probably boned Donald Trump Jr. and didn’t want anyone to recognise her.

She went from Tanya (looking like regular old white trash) to Tatiana (looking like an Eastern European escort). It sucks to see Aubrey going extra low, Damaged was my jam.

Anyway those Americans are the trashy gift that keeps on giving, and I am l-i-v-i-n-g, and I mean LIVING for this mess!!!

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Fila’s Pokémon Kicks

If you are looking for a cute pair of officially branded Pokémon sneakers, look no further.

As tipster Sang points out, Fila is teaming up with Pokémon in South Korea for these “limited collaboration” Court Deluxe shoes.

The designs are inspired by Pikachu, Charmander, Squirtle, Bulbasaur and Jigglypuff.

These are South Korea only, apparently, and there’s no word yet of an international release. Regardless, they’re cute but I don’t think anyone over the age of 5 should wear velcro shoes without good cause.

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Its own kind of sex Act

I don’t tend to do random hookups, but this GOD from the Olympus messaged me and I couldn’t refuse his desire to please my body. As all the guys after my prehistoric bones, Olivier is a young 21 yo Adonis, taller and bigger created by Zeus himself.

So handsome that seeing him with my dick in his mouth before devouring my ass was like science fiction, like a special effect, like something that could only be accomplished by painting my dick bright green and filming it on a soundstage.

Getting that close to a face like that is its own kind of sex act.

Although most of my guys are gorgeous, he had something extra.

He was imposing and had a killer smile.

I really have to thank Mark2 for making me a great bottom because since he’s fucking me with his solid fat cock I’m able to take most sizes. I feel like Superman (Supergirl?).

Anyway, Olivier is delicious and I don’t know if I’ll see him again but he made my day.

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Timeless Classic Of The Day

You by Sky

If only I could make sweet love to you, there’s nothing else I’d rather do.

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Spring Equinox And The Killing Of Life

Trees go to sleep every autumn and wake up every spring…

Today the length of night and day are nearly equal, today is the first day of spring. The time for the birds and the bees to start buzzing, and for the flowers and the trees to start flowering. But not all trees are that lucky, at least not the one across my rear window…

Last Friday a huge old tree that faces my window was felled, and my heart with him.

I’ve contemplate that tree many times, I’ve seen that tree in all his glory during spring and summer. That tree had a heart shape from my window’s angle. And that tree reminded of Joseph (one of my exes) because when I moved here five years ago he was my partner and I was starting a new chapter in life with him, facing a heart-shaped tree.

Two years ago they cut the branches that made the heart shape, and I was sad to see that tree incomplete ’cause it reminds me a bit of me.

My artistic side has seen many illusions on that tree, few actually scary at night, but nothing as scary (somehow) and fascinating as seeing that tree infested with crows once a year (always past midnight) each year.

The view was not longer the same when they cut some branches of that tree, but now that they killed and it’s not longer there it feels like a part of my past is erased.

Four days before Spring… He’s gone with my memories.

I truly can’t wait for nature to take revenge on the human race.

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