Randy Rainbow is back with a take on Trump’s emergency declaration via Madge’s 1984 breakout hit, Borderline.

When their nightmare is over, Randy needs to turn all of these into an entire Broadway show. BRAVA!

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Sad by Pnau ft Elton John

I once wrote such childish words for you.

My job keeps me away from the world way too much and I just found out that Karl Lagerfeld, one of the most prolific and influential fashion designers in history, died tuesday morning in Paris. He was 85.

There are some things we just know are going to stay on this earth forever, like pollution, stds, Betty White, and up until this morning, Karl Lagerfeld. 

I grew up loving fashion, and the 90’s and early 2000’s were amazing. Mugler, Gaultier, Miyake, McQueen and of course Legerfeld were part of those memories.

Late in life when he got skinny he also became a cunt, spitting venom left and right, but his hate was kinda fun. Karl didn’t only make a major mark on fashion, he made a major mark on messiness too.

Kunty Karl has long been known for the nuggets of foolery that effortlessly fell out of his mouth.

Here’s some other pure Kunty Karl quotes:

On short men: “The worst is ugly short men. Women can be short, but for men it is impossible. It is something that they will not forgive in life – to be born short. I have never been friends with a short man in my life. Don’t trust them; they are mean, and they want to kill you.”

On tattoos: “I think tattoos are horrible. It’s like living in a Pucci dress full-time. If you’re young and tight, maybe it’s OK, but…”

On ugly people:  “I hate ugly people. Very depressing.”

On Russian men: “If I was a woman in Russia I would be a lesbian, as the men are very ugly. There are a few handsome ones, like Naomi Campbell’s boyfriend, but there you see the most beautiful women and the most horrible men.”

On sweatpants: “Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought some sweatpants.”

Oh Karl, that quote on sweatpants is SOOOO TRUE!

On the other hand, I hope you don’t reincarnate as a pair of sweatpants sold at Wal-Mart, to be bought and worn by a tattooed short fatty who will never wash them but… Karma is a bitch. 

Jokes aside, Karl Lagerfeld was a superstar!

Even PornHub paid homage to him:

Rest In Fabulousness Karl!

And condolences to Choupette, his cat (and only soul he ever loved).

First of all, for real? Hollywood Beauty Awards? I guess at this point the make-up artists and beauty teams in Hollywood deserve whatever awards they can get their hands on because it’s not like you can perform Photoshop in real life like it’s a spell from Harry Potter.

And of course, what event surrounding image would be complete without an appearance from Kim Kartrashian in some ugly shit from the Haus of Look At Me.

Actually she’s wearing a vintage Thierry Mugler, and as an iconic as Mugler is, and as glorious as Mugler was,  I’m hating Mugler for allowing HER (and also Cardi Whatever at the Grammys) to use his pieces.

They’re making his art look tacky and cheap.

A dress like this deserves either rock hard implants or a small natural C. Nothing in between, and certainly not this!!

Any remaining doubt that most of the world, particularly the allies in Europe, view the Trump administration as a global embarrassment of extreme idiocy were laid to rest this weekend at the Munich Security Conference.

As Politico noted, the 55-year-old conference is supposed to be a demonstration of transatlantic solidarity on security matters dating back to the Cold War collaboration between Western allies. Under the Trump administration, however, the U.S. has become a tone-deaf symbol of nepotism and extremism in the eyes of European leaders, and it’s hard not to believe that this is exactly what Vladimir Putin wanted.

This weekend, at the security conference, American Vice President Pence was repeatedly given the silent treatment during an asinine keynote speech aimed more at Donald Trump than at his European colleagues in the audience.

As Politico noted, Pence concluded the speech, which followed a much better one by German Chancellor Angela Merkel, with the words “God Bless the United States of America.”

Serious? Maybe he didn’t realise he was in EUROPE or something.

Pence thought he’d get a round of applause when he said, “I bring greetings from the 45th president of the United States of America, President Donald Trump.” Instead, he got crickets.

Merkel, on the other hand, drew a standing ovation when speaking just before Pence. The German leader unmistakably criticised the Trump administration while Ivanka Trump sat in the audience expressing her disapproval.

In short, those American maniacs got a dose of reality.

However, deny them entry to Europe would have been what they deserve!

Smoke by LEGEND Faye Wong

You’ve become my worry…

A story about a corgi sneaking out of his home to ride a one-eyed pony down the way might sound like some interspecies porn, but this is a G-rated story of down-low friendship.

Who knows how long the secret love between Roper and Cricket has been going on, but one night, a human named Callie Schenker returned to her farm in Missouri and caught them in the act, and immediately pulled out her phone and got video proof of a corgi riding her pony.

Callie tells The Dodo that at first, she had no idea how Roper got on top of Cricket and doesn’t know how long the late-night riding has been going on.

When Callie posted the video to Facebook and it went viral, some pony-riding-corgi haters refused to believe and were practically getting the ASPCA on her ass by accusing her of tying Roper to Cricket. 

Earlier this week, Callie got some proof that she didn’t put Roper on Cricket and tie the dog to her one-eyed pony (who is a one-eyed pony because he lost his eye in an accident seven months ago). Callie was inside when she heard noises, and when she looked out, she saw Roper trying to jump on Cricket. This is definitely what it looks like when Kevin Hart tries to mount his wife.

Someone show this to Her Majesty the Queen. It perfectly combines her two loves: Corgis and Horses. Too cute!