SHUT UP!

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Lindsay Lohan is officially the youngest cougar on earth.

It’s almost like in porn where they only have teens and milfs. Certainly there should be an in between but apparently not. You just leap from one to the other.

HoHan is only 30, but resembles your 60 year old aunt’s friend. Yet is apparently, statistically speaking, younger than I.

“It”s about that time to recognise gravity is taking over my upper half (or so to speak). When you get home. Sit down. Analyze your future & see the wrinkles!”

Two words:

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How about you stop smoking, getting drunk, doing drugs and blowing random cock? Those definitely don’t help your skin.

Your face is not falling by age, but of shame.

Just SHUT UP!

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