Tasteful. Conservative. Festive. Respectable.

Since I know you were planning to go to midnight mass on Christmas Eve, trash whatever you were planning to wear, because here is a fashionable work of demure sophistication that is tasteful, conservative, festive and extremely respectable.  

In fact, many religion historians will tell you that this is what Mary really wore during the birth of Jesus.

As Racked points out, ASOS is selling a stunningly delicate coochie-splitting lingerie thing from Bluebella.

You may be thinking this luxurious-looking piece of cloth cost thousand of dollars, but it’s actually only $25, which is not a lot of money for something that will make you look like a ten billion dollar goddess of elegance.

But seriously, there are sexier ways to give the gift of pussy these holidays.

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