Living unicorn Mariah Carey, once a great singer, now only a souvenir, released a new video of her not-really-singing Here Comes Santa Claus…
The point of Mimi’s Here Comes Santa Claus is to look at her Christmas tits.
Nobody’s listening to the song.
All you’re doing is watching her contain her breasts in a sparkly skin-tight red dress and trying desperately not to move too much because if she angles herself the wrong way, she’ll lose the skinny angle.
You know, I’m all about whoring yourself up, but there’s a moment in life when you have to graciously quit the Ho Ho Ho act with dignity in order to become a legend and role model for the wannabe sluts out there.
Sadly, not her case!