PLAYBOY Bringing Back The Tits

sub-buzz-9456-1487023660-11No nudity is no more at Playboy.

The 63-year-old men’s magazine is bringing back nude models in its upcoming issue one year after banning naked photos in an effort to boost circulation and attract more mainstream advertisers…. As expected by many, this move was a huge failure.

Cooper Hefner, the son of Hugh Hefner, was installed as chief creative officer last October and quickly did away with the no nudity, after being a very outspoken critic of it… because dude clearly doesn’t understand MEN!

“I’ll be the first to admit the way in which the magazine portrayed nudity was dated, but removing it entirely was a mistake,” Cooper Hefner tweeted Monday. “Nudity was never the problem, because nudity isn’t a problem. Today, we’re taking our identity back and rediscovering who we are.”

Okay… “We’re taking our identity back?” Somebody needs to tell him that their identity doesn’t make any impact anymore ’cause it’s everyone’s identity these days. 

Playboy doesn’t sell because NUDITY is FREE!!

You cannot compete with the internet, or social media or mobile apps such as Snapchat, Instagram, and assorted hookup apps.

Nobody buys Playboy to read! And that’s pure fact if you understand what all man needs. 

Seriously, put a gay guy in charge and see your business flourish!!

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