Entertainment Weekly released a ton of pictures from Marvel’s newest cinematic nerd Viagra, Thor: Ragamuffinorsomething, and they should’ve put a giant warning on the cover. Because it looks like Thor went down to the nearest Supercuts and got the haircut that every straight guy named Brian or John gets before a job interview.

That golden luscious mane is Thor and Thor is that golden luscious mane.

Without it he looks like some regular guy wearing a Thor costume from Halloween Town to Comic-Con. Okay, a regular guy with muscles the size of pantyhose stuffed with cantaloupes, but still a regular guy.

Why is Hollywood ruining everything? First, Beauty and the Beast is turning out to be a total shitshow, and now they’ve cut Thor’s hair?!

What the fuck, man.

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