Empowerment = Porn

Empowerment is the most widely used term in social messaging that nobody realises was made up by a college liberal arts professor in the 80’s. It’s the Kwanzaa of buzzwords. 

If you picture decayed urban areas receiving economic grants to open essential commerce like drug stores, that’s empowerment.

It’s also showing off your tits on Snapchat. The definition could use a trim.

Vogue magazine claims to empower women… Largely through eating disorders and credit card debt. The Dutch version of Vogue adds the enhancement of a progressive European editorial sensibility. 

Dutch models Doutzen Kroes and Lara Stone refer to their photo work as empowering… Neither lives in the Netherlands which makes them empowered and realistic.

This mass quantity of empowerment came together for a highly promoted Vogue cover spread titled ‘Dutch Love’, featuring Kroes and Stone naked and making out. Empowerment. 

Most immigrant grandmas would call it porn, because back in time gradmas would call them prostitutes.

Frustrating boys seems to be the most significant goal of empowerment.

This is why Miley Cyrus can straight faced call her twerking videos empowering…  Definitions need an update.

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