Feminist Lara Croft…

Set pictures of Alicia Vikander as Lara Croft are here…

Lara wears sensible cargo pants, which means she’s a feminist. Or maybe she’s a lesbian?

Guys who first jacked off to Lara’s cone tits in the original 1996 Tomb Raider game might prefer badass GODDESS Angelina Jolie’s Lara Croft from the 2001 and 2003 movies.

But sexualizing a woman in 2017  disqualifies her, and this is the issue of my life… If those characters are made sexy (female superheroes included) what’s wrong with that?

What’s wrong of being naturally sexy and kick ass? You don’t need to look unattractive to be a “better” version of who you are. But people is lame and society sees wrong in everything.

If guys want to masturbate to Lara Croft because she’s hot, well that’s their business. As probably many women fantasies with Thor, Captain America or any other hot dude on screen.

2001’s Lara Croft: Tomb Raider made critics take their own lives, but it banked over $131M.

Angelina Jolie made Lara Croft legendary.

Now, Award season favourite Alicia Vikander aims to elevate Lara from the quasi-feminist pixelated “prostitute” of yesteryear to a modern day dyke.

Set for release in March of 2018, Tomb Raider follows the plot of the 2013 video game of the same name. That version debuted a younger, less curvy Lara Croft… The 28-year-old Alicia has one of those things going for her.

Making a female sex symbol as young as possible without coming across specifically as a child?

We’ve come so far…

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