Barry Manilow Comes Out Again

Barry Manilow is gayer than Marcus Bachmann deep throating a corn dog, but he has never publicly came out and said that he’s gay. Now at 73 years old, Barry has decided to talk to People about his sexuality.

Manilow claims he never officially came out during his almost 40 year relationship with his business manager, Garry Kief, because he felt he would disappoint his fans.

Those being largely cat ladies who dreamed of Manilow as a tender lover who brought them a Grand Slam breakfast in bed after an amazing orgasm. He likely does that. You’ll never know…

It’s hard to put yourself back into the 70’s when closeting may have been a relevant commercial matter.

In the new millennia we can openly accept that almost all theatre people and a bulk of Hollywood entertainers are gay.

For singers, it’s fifty-fifty.

The ones singing about pussy constantly are most suspect.

If you don’t like gays or Jews or blacks or the occasional Irish guy, don’t push the power button on your home entertainment system. Boring straight guys still get to be President. It’s a compromise.

Barry Manilow coming out as gay is like Richard Simmons coming out as gay. So, the real BREAKING NEWS headline here is: Celebrity In Relationship That Has Lasted For Almost 40 Years!!

Let’s salute Barry with one of my favourite songs from him:

I just can’t smile without you…

Congrats to them on 40 years! That’s an awesome accomplishment in itself. May they continue to be happy!

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