Bella Thorne Bush Waxed

Bella Thorne segued out of a slut shaming rant to share her first bikini wax on Snapchat… the biggest sex app disguised as “cute.”

Confused people used to reflexively keep quiet and hope some clarity reveals itself.

That was before social media.

Now you do a whole bunch of shit and figure out why later. There’s no chance for failure. 

If you’re shearing your beaver on a live stream, you’re not robbing banks. That’s a relative positive for any former kid actor. 

Young people have always insisted they were misunderstood, but they keep pushing it… every pubic hair inch of it.

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