JLo Out-JLo-ing Herself

You really have to hand it to Jennifer Lopez, and I’m not talking about a robe so her ass can cover up.

I’m talking about the uncomfortable and dangerous lengths she goes to while trying to show us that she’s 47 years old and her body’s damn hot!!

That bedazzled art deco volleyball net that she tried to pass off as a dress looks so damn tight, not to mention that her coochie was probably cringing and bracing itself because one false move and one of those sparkly black licorice strips would poke it.

That shit looks like it hurts, but I’m always impressed at how JLo delivers massive amounts of demureness at any cost!

Anyhow, I hope I’ll be looking that hot at her age… which is actually soon! 

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