Tender Wings Of Desire

In honour of Mother’s Day, the horny hos at KFC have gifted moms with the 12th spice in their secret blend: a romance novel starring giant slice of hot white meat Colonel Sanders.

I was going to say that KFC should sell a special lube that goes along with this fap material, but they don’t need to do that…

If you want to lube yourself up before reading their romance novel, just squeeze the grease out of their chicken over you.

I know it sounds gross, but if you eat that shit you’re already disgusting so go hard or go home.

In other words, this is absolutely magical!

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