Speaking Of Dick…

Not since the scrunchie or the banana clip, has there been such a simple and tasteful hair tool that lets everyone know that you’re both practical and appreciate classic style.

Posted on Instagram by stylist Sheff Pavel, and not much to say about it (because it’s kind of hard to type words while you’re licking the screen).

If you don’t have time to fuck with your hair, just put it into a ponytail with help from the gorgeous peen and huevos hair tie (which is fitting since that thing is hung like a pony) and wear it with pride.

It’s also the perfect thing to wear if you want to tell the world that you’ve always got dick on the brain, or in this case, dick on the hair.

2 words: Pure elegance!!!

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