This year’s Hide and Seek World Championship is going down in the ghost town of Consonno in northern Italy this August. That gives Tasha’s humans only a few months to book her a hotel and plane ticket to Italy, and gives the other teams only a few months to practice like they’re Trump hiding from Mueller.

Because in this very short video shot by her human, Karen Davenport Jackson of Rossford, Ohio, Tasha proves that she’s a master at hiding!

Tasha, who is now world famous partly thanks to Jimmy Kimmel Live, was avoiding going inside like I avoid the steamed vegetables.

Every time her human opens the screen door and calls for Tasha to come in, she magically vanishes behind a plant pot. And when he closes the screen door, Tasha pops up to see if the coast is clear.

Behold, here’s Tasha’s mind-boggling “Now you see me, now you don’t, bitch” skills.

And I’m going to need to curl up next to Tasha’s paws and ask her to teach me her ways, because I want to disappear like that whenever I call a boy by someone else’s name.

Good girl Tasha!!!