The American public loves a good label, especially when it comes to classifying generations of its population.

We’ve all heard of baby boomers, which covers the Post-War period, and the cynicism of Generation X was immortalised in films like Singles and Reality Bites.

Traditionally, Gen X carries us up to 1979 and then we move into the buzzword of the moment, Millennials and Generation Z.

But, there’s a whole mini-generation born on the cusps of Generation X and the Millennials that doesn’t feel completely part of either one… #StoryOfMyLife

Don’t worry, if you were born between 1977 and 1985, there’s a special word just for you, Xennial! What are Xennials? That’s pretty much me, or in other words those born in the late-70s and early-80s, who lived an analog childhood and digital adulthood.

Xennials came of age at a pivotal point that makes them the lynchpin between Gen X and Millennials.

Generation X moved into adulthood without many of the digital conveniences we now have, while Millennials can’t imagine a world without them.

Xennials act as a memory bank, recalling what it was like before smartphones ruled the world, but comfortably Snapchatting and adapting to new methods of communications.

To be a Xennial is to have the best of both worlds, not bogged down by the cynicism of Generation X, but realistic enough to know that everything isn’t as Instagram perfect as Millennials think it is. 

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Registered Sex Offender For Trump.Dating

Are you lonely? Are you tired of what Tinder has to offer? Have you noticed that every time you swipe right on the hottest single women in your area they always lean left when it comes to politics?

It’s time to make American dating great again with Trump.dating because compatibility starts with who you voted for this past presidential election.

On the site’s splash page, users are greeted by the smiling face of William Barrett Riddleberger, who it turns out is a convicted sex offender, as several local news outlets reported. Riddleberger was convicted in 1995 for filming himself having sex with a 15-year-old girl while he was in his mid-2os. His conviction is listed on public records.

I understand that no business is perfect but when you’re openly supporting someone as the face of your brand a small background check should be standard.

It would have been nice to see a safe space on the internet where you could grab women by the pussy outside of adultfriendfinder.com but this blunder is one for the books.

Anyway, I’m not surprise Trump has also a dating site, but just like the rest involving him I’m just going to go ahead and assume that all the profiles on this site are a lie, too.

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Mission Accomplished

So, I had a date with Deke the other night… A date in his hotel ’cause I needed some adventure.

Actually that was not the original plan but I’m a moody vampire, so I made his life easy ’cause after all I knew what he wanted, but specially I knew what I wanted and that was not having any story with someone who doesn’t even live full time in Montreal.

Visitors are for fun not to break your heart.

I made that mistake THREE times in the past and as an experienced creature full of scars, Deke was only my distraction of the night.

I didn’t let him fuck me, but I let him eat me out ’cause he was not good at talking so I gave him a second chance to make a first impression…

He was physically attractive, but nothing spectacular either.

I have better, so if I wasn’t posting about him I’d probably forget we ever met. 

After we cummed, I took a shower and got ready to go.

Overall I got what I was looking for, which was not spending my night off alone at home.

Dude was happy with my ass, and I was happy to walk around the city at night… 

I guess you can tell how solitary my life is by reading that I meet guys who want to fuck me, only to have some company. Regardless, mission accomplished.

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Timeless Classic Of The Day

Come On Eileen by Dexys Midnight Runners

At this moment, you mean everything.

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So, so many questions here:

  1. Why did her panties need drying? Did she pee herself after figuring that it’s easier just to piss in her chonies and dry them on the vent above her seat instead of taking the long, dangerous, rocky walk to the toilet? Or is it just a simple case of sweaty crotch?
  2. If she did piss herself, did she piss out the last fuck to give and that’s why she’s shamelessly airing out her panties on the vent?
  3. What happened to humanity?

The story goes that during a three-hour flight from Antalya, Turkey to Moscow, Russia, a member of the I’m Sucio And Don’t Give A Fuck club, aired her underwear on the vent above her seat.

One of the other passengers got video of it and uploaded it to YouTube on February 16.

Those people are either asleep or an extra kind of polite, because it seems like none of them let the panty air-er know that the air gets circulated and they’re really not in the mood to breathe in her chonies fumes.

If I had been on that flight, I would have been like…

Seriously, some humans are full gross. They have zero consideration and respect for others. Not to mention they have no sense of embarrassment. 

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It’s no secret my sexual life is very active, however I never go into details on the stuff I do, or I don’t.

Lately, Randy is been asking me to swallow… Something I’m not used to it because I haven’t develop the taste for it.

See it’s not even 2 years since I became a bottom and I was exclusively into eating ass, not dick; so let alone swallowing… However, I have done it only once for my last boyfriend (Xavier) during a hot night.

Semen has its subtleties such as the flavor, texture and aftertaste.

I’m not really an expert on the area despite the many dicks I put in my mouth, but the owners want me to… But then, I’m not ready to do it for a part-time lover. I would do it for someone special, someone I trust like a bf, or someone who means something to me. I’m romantic that way.

I guess one of the reasons I don’t do it is the fear to get an std too… Even though… I’d do it for Mark2 any day because ohmygodhesohot!

Wile doing a bit of online research for std’s transmission through ingestion of semen, it’s easy to develop a sense of paranoia.

There are so many std’s out there, that if you only worry about the one or two big ones; Hep, and HIV, then your missing out on all the small ones. The ones that give you a rash for or a day or so, the ones that give you the symptoms of a cold and go away on their own.

Why isn’t there an std that gives you something positive, like x-ray vision, or the ability to read minds?

No, they all do damage to your cells in one way or another.

If it wasn’t for the fact that humans have been fucking anything and everything since the dawn of time, and we’re still here, I would consider giving up all sexual contact with other humans, but we’re pretty resilient… Plus, I’m Latino, so living without sex is not an option for me, at least not now because even if I’m over 300 years old I’ms till horny AF.

That said, Randy needs to convince me. But Mark2 only needs to ask.

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Speaking Of Escobar…

I found the trailer below on Youtube…

Apparently a movie based on the Colombian (NOT Columbian as many make that atrocious mistake) drug lord and his journalist mistress based on Virginia Vallejo’s bestselling memoir Loving Pablo, Hating Escobar. 

I haven’t watch the movie but, WTF this is?

Noting less interesting/foolish/absurd/credible/idiotic/insulting than two SPANIARDS playing COLOMBIANS speaking ENGLISH! 

Javier Bardem is one of the best actors out there, and Penelope… is only good in Spanish ’cause her accents are BAD. What a TOTAL joke!! 

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