Only Bill can deliver such in your face truths like that.
And since we are on the political subject…
Have you seen that viral video of Trump hissing? It’s really weird.
But it kinda makes more sense (but still weird) if you see the full video. Still, it’s a lot more fun for the imagination to think he’s a reptile cursed in that body.
I want to believe he’s actually Nagini and we’re all waiting for fate to happen.
On the other hand, I like how saying “thank you” looks so painful on him.
He contorts his whole face just to get it out.
“Mario Kart” has been trending all day today, and at first I figured it was because there’s a new game, or it’s the anniversary of that shit, or maybe Super Mario was killed off in a tragic kart accident.
It’s a billion times worse than the last one.
Stormy has already said that her one-time fuck of terror with Trump lasted less than two minutes, but not she got more graphic…
The Guardian published an excerpt from Stormy’s new book Full Disclosure where she says that Trump doesn’t exactly have a Triple I-Y dick (an “Is It In Yet?” dick), but that he’s not as hung as his ego and it felt like a losing game of Mario Kart was being played in her pussy when he boned her.
She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small”.
“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…
Stormy Daniels is an enemy of my teenage years for this!
Not only did she ruin Mario Kart for everyone, but the next time I’m at a Chinese restaurant and my plate of delicious pan-fried noodles arrives, I’m going to look at the fried noodles and the tiny wet mushrooms and think of Trump’s Yeti pubes and dick.
And then I’m going to have to ask for a box. No, not to take my food home, but to barf into.
Former Secretary of State John Kerry delivered a blistering assessment of President Donald Trump’s character on Friday’s broadcast of Real Time with Bill Maher. “He is the first president that I know of who spends more time reading his Twitter ‘likes’ than his briefing books or the constitution of the United States,” Kerry told Maher.
“Unfortunately, we have a president, literally, for whom the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth is three different things, and you don’t even know what they are,” said Kerry. “He’s got the maturity of an eight-year-old boy with the insecurity of a teenage girl. That’s just who he is.”
John Kerry is one of those American politicians you feel proud of just by seeing him. He’s intelligent, experienced and honourable. No to mention a war hero.
On the other hand, it’s cute that he even thinks Trump might read a book.
Despite offers to get naked, I kept temptation on check these few days. After Phil abused me on Wednesday I gave my body some rest because I was actually in pain, nothing extreme, but not fully in shape.
I was feeling fine over the weekend but I had other things to do, so, I cancelled Eric yesterday and spent my evening watching a documentary I bought on iTunes… Active Measures.
Active Measures details the decades-long connection between Donald Trump, Russian mobsters and Vladimir Putin.
The film includes reporting on Trump’s alleged dealings with Russian mob figures, and analysis on Russia’s meddling in the 2016 US Presidential Election.
Director Jack Bryan alleges in the the film that Putin has engaged for 30 years in covert political warfare devised to disrupt, influence, and ultimately control world events through cyber attacks, propaganda campaigns, and corruption.
He asserts that the trail of money, real estate, mob connections, and on the record confessions lead directly back to the White House.
This documentary makes total sense.
And the mountain of evidence the film provides cannot be discounted.
In the finals at the US Open, the 20-year-old Osaka defeated 36-year-old Serena Williams mainly with a commanding display of precociousness that is most reminiscent of, well, Serena Williams.
But Naomi’s victory was overshadowed and perhaps even sealed by a series of violations called against Serena, who had a warning, a point penalty, and then a game penalty called against her, taking the score in the second set from 4-3 to 5-3 with Osaka in the lead.
Serena received the warning for getting coaching from her box, and the point penalty for breaking her racquet. After she approached the umpire demanding an apology and insisting she didn’t cheat. She called the umpire a thief who “stole” a point from her…
The whole thing was a mess.
Although Serena has a point about the sexism (because men said lots of things as well, but don’t get penalised) she also tends to forget that she’s a champion and an inspiration to many. Instead of breaking shit, her approach to injustice should be more intelligent.
The drama dampened the Grand Slam title win for her opponent, who idolises Serena and cried on the podium as she was awarded the cup to boos from the stands.
Naomi didn’t deserve this reaction. She won fair and square!
I love Serena, but she spoiled the final. And that crowd was an embarrassment.