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Bye Bitch! Charles Manson Has Died

Somebody go wake up Satan, he’s got another guest coming for Thanksgiving… Charles Manson has finally stopped sucking air.

Charles Manson, the cult leader who was imprisoned for orchestrating the brutal murders of Sharon Tate, her unborn child and six others over a two night period in 1969, will be missed by no one.

His original death sentence was ruled unconstitutional in 1971 and he was given 9 consecutive life sentences instead. That loser could barely manage one. Lame!

In life, Charles Manson was a terrorist who manipulated people’s weakness and insecurities into doing his bidding and who held the nation hostage using their own darkest fears against them. 

In an age where there are people propping up pedophiles or defending alleged rapists, it’s nice to know there is one thing we can all agree on: Charles Manson was a evil mother fucker and we’re glad he’s gone! 

Here’s hoping the families of the victims we know about, and the one’s we don’t, can finally have peace. 

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Air PEEN

The New York Times says that on Thursday, the people of Okanogan County in Washington state looked up at the sky and thought, “I didn’t know that Tommy Cruise was already shooting Top Gun 2, and I didn’t know they were shooting it in Okanogan County.”

The Navy is filled with sea men, so we all should expect them to draw fat dicks in the sky and we should salute them for it. But some people weren’t into itincluding a mom who complained about her young children seeing it… Young children who have probably scrawled raunchier shit on their textbooks during class.

I know fucking ridiculous!!

The commander of Naval Air Forces, Vice Admiral Mike Shoemaker, says that the air crew responsible has been grounded, and they’ve opened up an investigation, because this is important… “Sophomoric and immature antics of a sexual nature have no place in Naval aviation today. We will investigate this incident to get all the facts and act accordingly.”

Shit is absurd in America! They have a dick as president and nobody seem so offended.

Nobody has a goddamn sense of humour anymore. The pilot who did this, deserves to be promoted and given daily assignments for similar art!

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More Disturbing Hollywood Shit

Does anything surprise you anymore when it comes to Charlie Sheen? Well aside from the fact he’s denying allegations of raping a 13-year-old late actor Cory Haim 30 years ago…

Hollywood is collapsing right now before everyone’s eyes. The growing list of sexual offenders and paedophile rings include stories about Kevin Spacey, producer Harvey Weinstein, director Brett Ratner, Oscar winner Dustin Hoffman, former “Gossip Girl” star Ed Westwick, “Entourage” dude Jeremy Piven, Andy Dick, Steven Seagal, Ben Affleck, David Blaine, Louis C.K. etc, etc, etc….Hollywood is fucked!

When it’s been a slow year cinematically sinister secrets can’t be kept under wraps. Haim took this secret with him to the grave but actor friend Dominick Brascia spoke out.

Cory Feldman is leading the child predator witch hunt but he put up a $10 million dollar paywall before he starts doing the right thing. Actors can never shake being opportunists. I can see why rapegate has been postponed for so long. Why does it take GoFundMe donations for a person to name names. There’s no such thing as being a decent person when million dollar contracts are on the line.

Now, Charlie Sheen has a very dark past of sex scandals and drug abuse. His track record since the time the world became aware of his existence has been filled with an outstanding amount of WTF.

And now that this is exposed all the stuff Denise Richards (his ex-wife) said in the past make sense. Back then everyone turned their back on her. Denise filed divorce while pregnant, mentioned he was subscribed to disturbing porn websites. And years later after their divorce, she volunteered to take in the children he had with his next wife… Clearly it gives you hints of something very wrong.

Can’t trust the word of a man who pulled an Usher with a few females, only instead of herpes being the grand prize after a night with Charlie the winner was exposed to HIV which he was quiet about until exposed by the National Enquirer.

Maybe the pressure of exposing possible paedophilia will make him admit to past wrong doings (it’s not like he has a reputation to uphold anymore). Hollywood is disgusting! 

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11 Minutes Of Glory

Not all heroes wear capes, some also wear layers of Idontgiveashit!

Yesterday, twatters on Twitter wondered why the place was a tiny bit more quiet than usual and why it no longer totally smelled like a flaming over-filled toilet.

Donald Trump’s personal Twitter account was deactivated and stayed that way for 11 beautiful minutes. That was long enough for everyone to play “Celebration” two and a half times.

Trump’s Twitter account wasn’t deactivated by an internal White House spy who finally had enough… Twitter also didn’t suddenly decide that “threats of war” violate their violent threats policy.

Trump’s account was deactivated by a Twitter customer support employee who went out with a bang on their last day, and the bang was the sound of a finger hitting the deactivate button on @realDonaldTrump.

After Trump’s account was re-activated, Twitter blamed it on “human error,” but then after conducting an investigation (read: watching surveillance footage of the employee flipping off the computer screen and hitting the delete button before lighting a cigarette and stomping out of that bitch), they discovered that the ex-employee went all Inetta the Moodsetta by leaving the job in a spectacular way.

Anyhow, those were 11 minutes of glory and nearly every citizen of the world’s fantasy when that Bye Bitch button was pressed!

The whole humanity finally got a break from the insane Orange jerk.

Twitter hero, thank you from the bottom of my heart!!

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Gross Bastard Seeking Rehab For Boy Hole Addiction…

Despite conflating homosexuality with pedophilia and fucking over all of the gays who have been battling that evil stereotype since Jesus times, Kevin Spacey does have one positive thing going for him. He can take orders!!

Variety reports that Spacey’s “seeking evaluation and treatment” for his alleged tendency to grab every crotch without consent, as well as allegedly belly flopping on a 14-year-old boy when he was 26.

Kevin is probably following the direction of the crisis management team he obviously hired after tweeting his disastrous “choosing to live as a gay man but not a pedophile“ veritable mash note. (Choose?!?)

I don’t know what to say about this case except, Kevin YOU’RE A CUNT!

The gay community is not your accessory to whip out when you need to make an excuse. Especially since you have been denying your sexuality since forever, while being well-known in gay Hollywood for messing with underage.

Truly, I’m not a fan of the so-called community in some aspects, but there’s a big difference between being a superficial horny imbecile, and a criminal.

Under 18 is a NO whatever your sexual orientation is!!

In the 2006 flick Notes on a Scandal, Cate Blanchette’s character boinks her 15-year-old student, and when her husband finds out, he shouts: “Who’s ever wanted someone who’s young? Everyone sometime – Everyone thinks about it. But they… deal with it.”

They freaking deal with it! But Spacey didn’t. And most celebrities don’t.

Stars don’t need treatment. They need to be held accountable for acting on impulse.

Spacey committed a crime plain and simple, and finding himself while sipping herbal tea during $500 an hour therapy sessions isn’t going to change that.

Jail is the only place people like him need to do rehabilitation in.

Honestly, this man is visually repulsive and morally disgusting. He has done nothing for the gay community except make us all embarrassed. BURN bitch, burn!!!

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Bye Felicia

While looking like the Statue of Liberty on her Halloween episode today, Wendy Williams lost control of her words, her eyes widened like mine did whenever I got fruit instead of candy during trick or treating times and she passed the fuck out on live television.

No, Wendy was not doing performance art commentary on the Statue of Liberty’s reaction to what Trump is doing to that country.

Wendy was a having a stroke or something scary like if she saw a demon, but you can’t keep a shit-stirring talk show host down for long… I mean instead of spreading dumb gossips, she should be taking more care of her health. 

She is way too skinny now and those enormous breast implant are suffocating her.

Anyway, there are very few people that I hate in this world, but she is not one of them.

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Happy 75 Judge Judy!

Happy birthday to my favourite American, Judge Judy! 

Judy Sheindlin turns 75 today.

The famously sharp-tongued judge has been presiding over small claims disputes on her hit show since 1996, and ever since she became the queen of day time television and highest-paid TV stars in her category because sometimes Hollywood gets things right.

I have no idea why Judge Judy is not ruling that country.

She’s smart as hell and has no time for bullshit. But then, politics are a dirty business and she’s too good for that.

Happy birthday Your Honour!

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