The alternative version with the golfer-in-chief.
Some of those deaths could have been avoided if they had an actual President.
While the rest of humanity on quarantine can’t even have access to a haircut, the Kardashians have numerous plastic surgeons on-call at any time of day. And I’m not saying they snick out during a pandemic, what I’m saying is their plastic surgeon lives in-house!
Apparently, that picture below, which Khloe threw up onto eyes on Friday, is supposed to be a picture of Khloe Kardashian.
The photo was meant to showcase Khloe’s new blonde weave, but everyone seems to be more hung up on the fact that the woman in the picture looks NOTHING like Khloe.
Their hatred of their natural anatomy hurts my heart. Not because I care about them as humans but because they profit off of their unrealistic unachievable appearance and contribute to body-dysmorphia issues in many people.
In short, good for her if “correcting” her face makes her feel better, but don’t claim is the “diet, makeup and exercise” they sell, when is clearly not!
President Donald Trump on Thursday said “we are not closing our country” if the U.S. is hit by a second wave of coronavirus infections. “People say that’s a very distinct possibility, it’s standard,” Trump said when asked about a second wave during a tour of a Ford factory in Michigan.
“We are going to put out the fires. We’re not going to close the country,” Trump said. “We can put out the fires. Whether it is an ember or a flame, we are going to put it out. But we are not closing our country.”
Trump has previously said there may be “embers” of the pandemic that persist in the U.S. past the summer, but he maintains that they will be stamped out.
This man is killing Americas. Live, on TV. In HiDef, colour-corrected, soft-lit, Dolby Digital Sound, streamed daily for your viewing pleasure.
Randy Rainbow is really the only good thing to come out of this disastrous administration. He’s the Mozart of political musical satire.
So, this dangerous bitch claims he’s taking malaria drug as preventive…
100% sure tRUMP is lying, because he lies about literally everything!
Exiled in the US (because nobody wants him here) Canada’s #1 kid preacher is sorry he passed his dick around before marriage.
According to People, in the latest episode of The Biebers on Watch on Facebook, Justin Bieber expressed regrets for not having saved himself for Hailey Baldwin, noting that “sex can be kind of confusing,” but did not specify if he meant mechanically or emotionally…
Leaving me to assume the former, and that Selena Gomez, at some point or another, has received a hot load to the ear canal.
During the latest Facebook live, one fan asked the couple about any regrets they have: “[There are] probably a lot of things I would change,” Bieber, 26, said first. “I don’t regret anything because I think it makes you who you are, and you learn from things. If I could go back and not have to face some of the bad hurt that I went through I probably would’ve saved myself for marriage.” “I know that sounds crazy,” the singer added. “Sex can be kind of confusing when you’re being sexually active with anybody.”
Okay… If sex is giving you a “bad hurt,” you probably aren’t doing it right!
Also, does his regret include all the brothels he visited while on tour?
Why are two morons married for five minutes, who have no concept of a normal upbringing or family life, giving advice on relationships to people?
Oh, because they’re celebrities, that’s why!