Archives for posts with tag: America

I didn’t know much about ‘Mayor Pete’ other than he’s gay and the face of a new generation. But he surely is an intelligent guy.

And next to the Orange embarrassment, he’s Einstein.

Make America SMART Again!

Advertisements

DeVos is on the top of Trump’s world of idiocy and incompetency, and here’s Randy Rainbow grilling the American Education Secretary about her decision to cut $18 million in federal funding for the Special Olympics in “Cruella DeVos.”

 
Randy has outdone himself!

Bill Maher asked Republicans on Friday, “If socialism is such a one-way ticket to becoming the nightmare of Venezuela, then why do all the happiest countries in the world embrace it?”

On “Real Time With Bill Maher,” the comedian served up the United Nations’ latest annual World Happiness rankings and found that the countries at the top of the list are from “socialism-friendly places,” like Finland, Denmark, Norway or Canada.

“The right has a hard time understanding the concept that we don’t want ‘long lines for bread’ socialism. We want ‘you don’t have to win the lotto to afford brain surgery’ socialism,” Maher said.

“Happiness isn’t only about what you have, it’s also what you don’t have to worry about,” he went on. “Turns out, freedom from the fear of ending up in a tent below the overpass is a really great freedom. It’s called peace of mind.”

Maher said that conservatives like to push the falsehood that unrestricted capitalism makes you “more free.” But, he added, “actually it’s the right kind of socialism that makes you the freest.”

HELL YES!

That’s exactly what feel as a Canadian. The joy of not having to worry about REAL IMPORTANT stuff like HEALTHCARE or DEBTS or VIOLENCE!

I am a happy person not because of the material things I have, but because I know our government CARES for us.

Every single time I hear an American politician say brainwashed stuff like “The United States is the greatest country in the world” I roll my eyes because compared to the societies of Norway, Finland, Iceland, Denmark or Canada…The US is practically a third world country.

Just facts!

The American political/judiciary circus well summarised by the amazing Andy Rainbow.

Perfect timing! 

I like Beto, he’s pretty punk-rock and down to earth.

I mean anything is better than the current embarrassment.

Judge Judy Sheindlin has been living her best life for quite some time.

Being the highest paid television host is a great gig and who could complain about making millions of dollars for yelling at idiots? I would do that for free!

One thing has seemed to be missing: a true act of recognition for the meanest white woman in a Laura Bush hair cut who you also want to be friends with.

But Judith will be ignored no longer!

As it is being reported that Judge Judy will receive a Lifetime Achievement Award a this year’s Daytime Emmys.

Judy has been judging people on television since all the way back in 1996 when Judge Judy premiered. Since then, she’s averaged 10 millions total daily viewers, became the the #1 first-run syndicated program, is the highest-rated court show every season it’s been on TV, and made a shit ton of money.

You know what she needs to be recognised for?

Dealing with idiot children!

She needs a Lifetime Achievement Award in pseudo-parenting because these parents are idiots and need her help and she should be recognised for her part in raising the youth of America.

This woman is amazing. She went to NY Law School and graduated in 1965, one of the first women to do so. Worked in a heavily male-dominated field and moved her way up to the top.

She is a tough broad, but I get the sense that her no-nonsense attitude is reserved ONLY for dumbasses.

That been said, give her ALL the awards!!

YouTube star Randy Rainbow is back with another song parody, this time set to the tune of “I’m In Love With A Wonderful Guy” from Rodgers and Hammerstein’s 1949 classic musical, South Pacific. 

BRILLIANCE!