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Meanwhile The Clown…

Axios reports:

The riots in Paris — which started over fuel tax and have devolved into protests against the living standards and President Emmanuel Macron himself — have been the worst the city has seen in decades.

Macron has suspended the fuel tax implementation for six months, which Trump has previously incorrectly called a signal that Macron agreed that the Paris Agreement “is fatally flawed.”

Trump also retweeted a claim on Monday that protestors were chanting, “We want Trump,” though CNN reported that on-the-ground personnel “have seen no evidence” to support that.

Fucking psychopath! 

The only place where people are chanting for you is prison. And not in a good way. 

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Flop Quit the FlOpscars

I have no clue who this person is, but he was chosen to host the FlOpscars.

However, it seems that he tweeted some truly disgusting anti-gay hate speech within the past 10 years, and when those tweets were presented to him, he refused to apologise, instead saying he was in love with his new self.

Then, the Academy demanded he apologise, to which he said no.

Now, he has apologised, all he ever had to do, but is taking his ignorant antics and going home, stepping down as host, a gig he had recently said was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

You know, I seriously have no idea who this irrelevant is but for what I’m reading he’s as funny as his homophobia.

He is clearly insecure, impossibly nauseating, and devastatingly uneducated. But like any homophobic, his fixation with gay people only shows the denial of his real essence.

He’s probably into trannies and femboys. Like most straight black guys.

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More Candy For Michelle

During the funeral for John McCain back in September, George W. Bush was seen pulling sweet grandpa moves by sneaking a piece of candy to Michelle Obama, who was sitting beside him.

Bush Jr. and Michelle recreated their funeral candy moment again during the state funeral for Bush’s late father and former President, George H. W. Bush.

It happened after Bush Jr. and Laura Bush walked in and greeted the line-up of real-ex-Presidents (and also the current orange joke) in the front row.

Bush shook Dump’s hand, then Malaria, then the honourable Barack Obama, and when he got to his girl Michelle, he took her hand and palmed her a candy.

Trump’s stupid face turned a different shade of orange/red when Bush leaned over to give Michelle the candy. I was hoping for a cardiac episode, something I don’t know, fatal?

Anyway I haven’t forgotten the mess Bush Jr. did to the world by invading Iraq, but that’s another story… I just adore his friendship with Michelle. And that’s something Dump and Malaria will never understand or have with the other presidents.

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Trump’s favourite Things

Randy Rainbow takes lyric-writing to new heights (The Alps!) with a special holiday edition video “Sound of Mueller” sing-along to the tune of  “My Favourite Things”.

Just brilliant!!

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George H.W. Bush Has Died At 94

George H.W. Bush, the 41st president of the United States, died late Friday night at the age of 94.

Bush’s death was announced by a family spokesman.

Bush was part of a lengthy political dynasty, and occupied a place at the heart of the American establishment for decades. In just a ten-year period between 1967 and 1977, he served as a congressman, ambassador to the United Nations and to China, and head of the CIA. He then served as Ronald Reagan’s vice president before winning his single presidential term in 1988.

His presidency was dominated by foreign affairs, chief among them the end of the Cold War, the invasion of Panama, and the Gulf War.

Every internet site that exists has covered what Bush did during his reign as Vice-President, President and beyond (like the war, ignoring the AIDS crisis for years and the assault allegations,) and every internet site is right to remark all the damage he caused.

However, his biggest sin may have been the crucial role he played bringing his son, George W. Bush, into the world.

But to say something nice, in the personal area, he was a very accomplished man.

But most important… He was NOT a traitor, he was NOT mentally unbalanced, he was NOT deliberately abominable, he was NOT the joke of the world, and he would have never bumble Americans into a nuclear war.

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Melania Loves Her Red Blood Trees

After the White House threw up that video of Melania Trump wandering through the boring Christmas decorated White House, people have been roasting her like chestnuts on an open fire.

The most egregious of the crimes against style Melania participated in, was the all-red Christmas trees she filled the East colonnade with.

Well, Melania is here to tell you she doesn’t care and is serving you another dose of Not Giving A Fuck About Your Opinion Or Common Human Decency.

People is reporting that the most bullied person in the world had to defend her use of period-coloured trees when she attended Liberty University to give a speech at a town hall.

She called the trees “beautiful” and “fantastic” and said:

“We are in the 21st Century and everybody has different taste… I think they look fantastic. I hope everybody will come over and visit it. In real life, they look even more beautiful. You are all welcome to visit the White House, the people’s house.”

The White House had previously given a response to the period cone trees, because they sure aren’t busy explaining what they’re up to at the Mexican border.

So they come with this ignorant bullshit:

“The choice of red is an extension of the pales, or stripes, found in the presidential seal designed by our Founding Fathers. It’s a symbol of valor and bravery.”

People on the internet definitely see valor and bravery… Not:

Even Trump is probably saying: “You can see there was blood coming out of the trees eyes, blood coming out of their wherever.”

I don’t get why people is shocked by her taste. After all, she married that man!

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Where’s a good wind shear when you need one?

Based on that sweatshirt, the only ghosts Kanye West or Kim Kardashian will be seeing from here on out are the ghosts of not looking as obnoxious as possible. Because you could say that officially died after their latest rich asshole stunt.

Kim and Kanye recently took a trip to Japan… Poor Japan.

First Godzilla, now these two monsters?

Kim kicked off their trip by posting a series of Instagram Stories in which she showed off how they got to Japan. They rented a private 747.

Kim claims she had no idea you could rent out a jet that big, and that it’s the only way Kanye will fly now.

People points out that Air Force One is also a Boeing 747. It’s bigger than Kim’s fake ass, has two levels of seating, uses four engines, and can accommodate between 416 to 660 passengers.  According to How Stuff Works, a 747 uses about a gallon of fuel every second. A 10-hour flight might see 36,000 gallons of fuel being used up.

A flight from Los Angeles to Tokyo usually takes about 12 hours, which is a lot of fuel to burn. And it seems like on the plane was just Kimbo, Kandouche, their trainer, and a couple of entourage members.

Obviously, some people with common sense thought that flying private in a plane that guzzles fuel and could carry the population of a small village was gross.

I think something is wrong with me.

I can’t muster any outrage over this; all I can think of is… This isn’t surprising.

It’s exactly the kind of selfish, stupid, attention-whoring shit they do.

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