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I watched Aquaman over the weekend… Two words: TOO MUCH!!

And that’s a GOOD thing.

Ignore the bad reviews and have fun with it ’cause Aquaman is a big improvement for the DC movies.

See, for q superhero that is mostly underwater it was done impeccably! Especially since it has never been done before.

The movie is entertaining and full of action from begging to end, and the best part of this over-the-top extravagance are the spectacular visuals.

Director James Wan proved that he’s not only a master of horror, but he’s also master of action.

Jason Mamoa has an authentic and likeable “average guy” personality and doesn’t come off as  fake or overly macho, while still being very heroic.

Dolph Lundgren, Patrick Wilson, Willem Dafoe and Nicole Kidman were all amazing! 

Yahya Abdul-Mateen II plays The Black Manta! One of DC comics most fascinating and exotic villains; and he did it right. In this movie he begins as one of the world’s most elite assassins before becoming the nearly unstoppable Manta.

And Amber Heard as the beautiful and brave Mera was perfect! 

Aquaman is a fun film because it doesn’t take itself too seriously.

Forget the cheesy story, this was a visual masterpiece!!

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My man! Aquaman may still be just under a month away from washing over theatres, but it’s been screening for members of the media, and while full reviews aren’t allowed yet, they’ve been given the clear to share some non-spoilery thoughts.

And good news DC fans, it sounds like it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

While not as effusive as, say, first reactions to Wonder Woman, these are pretty positive! It’s good to hear that DC has a second hit on its hands after Justice League

I’m happy that something as fantastically weird and majestic as Aquaman hits at last the big screen. And those colourful posters, my god, Black Manta is just PERFECT!

Yahya Abdul-Mateen II as Black Manta

Amber Heard as Princess Mera

Patrick Wilson as King Orm

Dolph Lundgren as King Nereus

December 21 needs to come fast. I CANNOT wait! 

The new, really long trailer for Aquaman is out and it’s 5 minutes of bro jokes, Amber Heard in an off-brand Ariel wig, a million tons of CGI, Nicole Kidman in a leftover The Twins wig from The Matrix, and zero shots of Jason Momoa’s bare nipples.

That mess is an ocean movie and there’s no Momoa nip in the trailer? Refund! 

Here’s the trailer for his new flick which will doggy paddle into trailers this December.

Just in time for Christmas an underwater fap fantasy.

“Permission to come aboard”? Fuck yeah!

Because this shit is mortifyingB-RAWTjCcAAF81b and sucks!

Batman v Superman director Zack Snyder just tweeted a poster that gives us our first look at another of the movie’s stars: Jason Momoa as Khal Drogo as Aquaman.

You may think it’s just a stupid poster and there’s no reason to go nuts, but this mess is insulting.

And what that “Unite the Seven” means? The iintroduction of the power suit, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, the Martian Manhunter, another version of the Flash, a Green Lantern, and some sort of Hawkperson? And what’s going on with that NOT AT ALL Aquaman outfit? Is Zach Snyder colorblind? Since when Aquaman has tattoos??? WHAT DA HELL?!

I have so many questions and I’m bother because AQUAMAN is a boss GOD and not a rasta-roman-looking mess.

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This was terribly predictable. Aquaman is no joke and he deserves more respect!

Apparently, Jason Momoa has been cast as Aquaman and he has revealed that he will not be blond like the comic book… I don’t where should I start with this mess!

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I mean, can they just fucking stick to the original character and make it as it is? His hair colour is an integral part of his origin story. The Atlanteans basically rejected him initially because he was fucking blond!!!

Seems like the studios don’t give three shits about the stories, or those who have read the fucking comics or seen the cartoons.

You know, there are times when a character’s appearance or gender or ethnic origins matter and times it doesn’t. I don’t know why it’s so difficult for people to comprehend this.

This bullshit is like the news of making Thor a woman, or the Ghostbusters… My childhood doesn’t remember Thor as a woman or Aquaman as hot Hawaiian looking dude, but as a mythological blond God!

Momoa should’ve held out for the Namor role. He has dark hair, tan skin and even Namor brows! I mean bitch really looks like Namor. GOSH!

First they took my GHOSTBUSTERS and now MY BLONDES!

This is rape to my childhood memories and a terrible week for WHITE MEN!! *Le joke bitches* (HAHA I miss Graig!)