Fucked Up Hijo de Puta

Legendary Argentine soccer player mess Diego Maradona showed his support for the Venezuelan government of OFFENDER Nicolas Maduro in its “fight against imperialism,” on social media early this week.

Bitch posted on Facebook, “We are Chavistas until death. And when Maduro orders, I am dressed as a soldier for a free Venezuela, to fight against the imperialism and those who want to take our flags, which is the most sacred thing we have.”

Obviously his comments were condemned by everyone with common sense, ex-teammates and legendary South American soccer players.

Maradona was one of the greatest soccer players in history, but the hero he was on the field never match his personal life. On the contrary, he was undisciplined, disrespectful and unprofessional. He had issues with drugs, alcohol and whatever other substance that exist. He was and still is a terrible father and a horrible husband.

In other words dude is fucked up in every single area of life. 

However he still have an status of “god” and still getting millions in contracts. In fact, he lives in Dubai where he lives like a king, which is why his comments are double offensive.

Someone like him living large has NO right to say a word over a kidnapped country where people die everyday fighting for its rights. Venezuelans have no food, no medicine, and no access to basic commodities.  

It’s easy to support a lazy criminal like Maduro when your family is not the one starving to death.

FUCK YOU Maradona!

You should have died long ago from all the excess, but trash like you are usually and unfairly pretty lucky. 

#FreeVenezuela

9/11 Movie?

There’s a lot of polemic regarding this movie for the obvious reasons…

The world changed after 9/11!

With a lunatic like Trump in power, selling ridiculous amounts of weapons to the Saudis (the top sponsor of terrorism and Bin Laden’s country) do we really need this film?

I understand that the new generation don’t remember or even know about 9/11, BUT… Do we need a cinematic recreation of that tragedy starring  Charlie’s fucking Sheen ???

I don’t know about you, but this is as tasteless as the circus that is the American political scene.

INSECURE Men Can’t Handle Another Man Nudes

Football star Zeke Elliott just posed nude for the cover of ESPN Magazine’s annual “Body Issue”, and men are not happy about it.

This year’s issue features some of America’s best athletes, including tennis star Caroline Wozniacki, freestyle skier Gus Kenworthy and Dallas Cowboys running back Ezekiel ‘Zeke’ Elliott. But some of the men are furious about the fact that Elliott posed nude for the magazine and jumped to some insane conclusions, like calling him “homosexual”.

Though they weren’t all negative, many people commented some positive things as well. 

Its 2017, I still can’t believe how many tragic idiots are out there.

The fact that you are not comfortable with nature, the human body, your body, or capable to explore freely your sexuality, or as a matter of fact get laid more often should not be a reason to hate others. 

This is double standards at its finest.

All I see is a naked dude not showing anything but skin. And all the people who say “This is gay” are nothing but 100% insecure about their OWN sexual preference.

Man up! Grow some balls and live your life!!

Tacky Absurdity

There are many things in life that $185 will get you, but of all the things to spend your money on, I can’t think of anything better than this $185 paper clip from Prada. (sarcasm) 

Yes. That’s right. A paper clip for the bargain price of $185!!!

It’s made from sterling silver and, unlike normal boring paper clips that only hold documents together, this one holds your money, or whatever money you have left over after buying one of them. Sounds awesome, right? (more sarcasm)

Gladly I’m not the only one thinking this whole absurd is stupid, tacky and insensitive. Here’s the internet reaction:

Jokes aside, while some douchebags spend $180 on a paper clip, some people are dying of starvation.

This world is fucked!

Russian Church Leader: BEARDS Protect From GAYNESS

The Moscow Times reports:

A religious leader for Russia’s Old Believers has called on Russian men to stop shaving to “protect themselves from homosexuality.” Metropolitan Kornily, Primate of the Russian Orthodox Old Believer Church (RPSC), said that men with beards were less likely “corrupted” by same-sex relationships.

“God set down certain rules. The Lord created everyone with a beard. No man can resist his creator” Kornily told Russia’s National News Service. “It’s made a monstrous thing to see men’s clothing and hairstyles changing.” Metropolitan Kornily also lamented that the beard’s special status had “completely disappeared from the Catholic West.”

This is the ignorant dumb shit that makes me upset about religions.

Clearly, DUDE NEVER HAD HIS ASS EATEN BY A BEARDED MAN!!!

Nostalgic Throwback

I hate FaceTime or anything that has to do with showing my face on cam, but I found this video of me making a fool of myself  a couple of years ago as a dare… 

Now, I don’t recall which of my fuckfriends asked me to do it (this was after my breakup with Jaden and during that time I had 5,) but what I remember is the embarrassment to post it online only to please him.

Anyhow, to please my lovers, boundaries and dignity don’t really exist.

Plus looking back, it was fun! #LiveItUp

Altered Romance

I’ve never understood who can possibly buy these, but for a romance novel to be successful, it has to be “steamy” from the moment the readers (usually horny ladies with no sense of reality) lay their eyes on it.

The covers that end up on these titillating texts, however, are often just as over-the-top as the stories they adorn, and usually feature airbrushed models in dramatically sensual poses.

When you put simple, everyday people in the same setting, it’s even harder to take it all seriously.

Photographer and photo editor Kathleen Kamphausen decided to tone it down, so she recreated some of the most passionate front covers on shelves using Average Joes instead of Fabios.

Would you still buy these “bestsellers” in a heartbeat?

 
Now THIS I’d read!!! (But not really)