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So, there’s a lot going on here. I’d previously read about this story of an Instagrammer selling her bath water (listen: who hasn’t?) to “thirsty gamer boys” but did you know there was a herpes rumour twist? Of course there is.

Belle Delphine, who has 4 million followers on Instagram and 400,000 subscribers on YouTube, sold her bath water to people through her website and people bought it (why did I go to university?). Afterwards, a rumour began about people who had allegedly contracted herpes because of the bath water purchased. Well don’t worry, it was just a rumour! So you can feel free to drink up all the dirty bath water purchased over the internet that you want!

Snopes says that you “thirsty gamer boys” out there are in the clear! Well from the herpes bath water, at least–I’d imagine you have other issues to deal with if you’re buying some stranger’s bath water because you think she’s hot… But at least you can sleep knowing this rumour is a certified LIE!

Selling out bath water?! This is an entrepreneuse!!!

Look at this businesswoman: bathing ten times a day just to keep up her supply and demand!

So here’s where things get creepy…creepier. A rumor started that people got herpes. This was all because of a Twitter account which has since been found to be fraudulent.

I guess some people don’t really know about how STDs can be transmitted….

Anyway regardless of virgins ignorance and old perverts, if you buy someones bathing water, you deserve all the herpes!!

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I haven’t blog about politics (one of my favourite subjects) in a while, specially the embarrassing circus that is the American politics. In part because I got fed up of anything Trump, in part because there’s more entertaining (and less toxic) subjects I focused on.

However it seems I’m no the only one who got fed up of the trashy Trumps…

She is not a holder of elected office. She has no business travelling with her father and sitting with him in photos of actual world leaders. And she has no intellect to interject herself into conversations like these with zero to say.

The French government released this, so I would call that allowing Ivanka to hang herself.

Here, an Indian diplomat spells out how Ivanka is like a dim-witted member of the Saudi royal family, an apt comparison, and where the U.S. is headed if the Americans can’t get her dementia-addled dad defeated in a year and a few months.

Intrusa is Spanish for intruder, and that’s what she is.

HBO’s Chernobyl  has sparked interest in the nuclear power plant disaster and the ghost town it created. And of course, that newfound attention has brought out attention whores who will shamelessly use a tragedy as an opportunity to show their ass in more ways that one.

Influencers are using the site of Chernobyl as a backdrop to display their sexiness. Next up: topless oxygen mask photo shoots at the 9/11 museum!

As a child who grew terrified of Chernobyl I can’t wrap my head around this. I don’t know what the air quality is like now but I remember thinking you breathed it in the 80’s or 90’s you would grow an extra eye (like the fish from the Simpsons).

Chernobyl was a horror.

The idea that people now think it’s cool to show their toned butts while wearing hazmat suit is…confusing.

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Influencers, listen, there are so many ways to show your asses but please for the love of everything holy if you are in a hazmat suit on a tragic historical site, don’t show your ass. Even if you think it will cheer up the place. Even is your thong matches the hazmat suit. Just leave that hazmat suit zipped and keep it moving.

This foolery got back to show creator Craig Mazin and he sent out a tweet asking people to stop the madness.

The selfish generation. It is all about “me” and any attention.

But truly, can’t we just encourage them to MOVE to Chernobyl long term? I feel like this is a win/win situation here…

Because making a billion dollars off of basic-ass mall makeup wasn’t enough for Ky-LIE Jenner (read KarTrashian,) she went ahead and launched a basic-ass skin care line.

And it’s a bit of a mess! Which surprised no one.

The internet called Ky-LIE out for using cheap skin-damaging walnut particles in her facial scrub. The internet called Ky-LIE out for possibly faking positive reviews. And now the internet is calling her out for a laughably bad facial cleansing demonstration.

Ky-LIE tweeted a short video of herself using the Ky-LIE Skin foaming facial cleanser.

Ky-LIE, with one of those childish (and disturbing on adults) Snapchat filter on her face squirts out some product, then proceeds to wash her face for a whole seven seconds before rinsing it off.

As she dries her face, a huge makeup smear can be seen on her towel.

I think it’s amazing that Ky-LIE has any fans at all considering that her old face is ALL OVER THE INTERNET. She’s fake through and through.

With the industrial amounts of makeup she uses, she needs WAY more than a pump of wimpy foam and two splashes of water to remove all that warpaint. Also, those nightmare fingernails and wig are the cherry on top of the fuckery.

Seriously, that “cleansing” routine is so lazy and indifferent it could’ve written the Game of Thrones finale!

There is not one single thing that is real about ANY of the Katrashians. 

Six years ago, the eyes of the internet were dusted with shards of glitter when we all watched the Prancercise unicorn, Joanna Rohrback, prance like an uppity gay stallion prancing past their haters. And today, we get knocked over by another equine wonder, but this one is all athletic and shit.

Some horse girls grow up to be annoying blond pop stars who actually never grow up (see: Taylor Swift) and some horse girls grow up to become horses in the body of a human woman, like Ayla Kirstine! 

Ayla Kirstine has gone viral in Germany (“gone viral in Germany” is the new “I’m famous in Germany“) thanks to social media videos of her galloping around like Tarzan if Tarzan got raised by Seabiscuit’s relatives instead of great apes.

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When I first saw that video, I reached for the BenGay (which becomes BenGayer as soon as I slather it on my body), because my old back and joints started to hurt. Then I wondered if this was a fetish.

It’s definitely a fetish… A creepy one!

If you took American history in high school, you definitely learned that when Florida legislature was deciding what their state motto should be in the 1860s, “We Eat Ass!”, was on the short list, but sadly, it ultimately lost to “In God We Trust.”

But some officials don’t know their state’s own history because an ass eating activist named Dillon Shane Webb, was wrongly arrested for declaring his love of tossing that salad!

The Lake City Reporter says that on Sunday at 5:50pm in Lake City, FL, a deputy noticed an “I Eat Ass” sticker stuck to the rear window (Dillon should’ve stuck it to the bumper aka the ass of a car) of a brown Chevy truck.

The deputy should’ve thrown the driver, 23-year-old Dillon Shane Webb, a thumbs up for doing Florida proud, but instead, that not-knowing deputy pulled him over to knock the b-hole out of his rim job-loving mouth.

The deputy, who is truly protecting the city from real crime, told Dillon that his sticker violated a state statute I didn’t know was possible for Florida to have. It’s a statue on the possession and distribution of obscene material. Dillon told the deputy that the sticker is just “words” and when he was asked how he’d explain it to a child, he pretty much shrugged:

The deputy asked Webb how “a parent of a small child would explain the meaning of the words,” to which Webb replied that it would be “up to the parent,” the report states.

That’s easy! A parent just has to say, “Honey, when a man and a butt are in love with each other….” Or just tell the kid the man loves eating ground Eeyore meat.

The deputy hit Dillon with a notice to appear in court on May 23. The rim job-hating deputy also demanded that Dillon remove an “s” in “ass” to censor the sticker, and when he refused on the argument that it’s his First Amendment right to declare his love of butt munching, he was arrested with resisting. He was taken down to a detention centre and was later released on $2,500 bond.

JESUS!!! Are Americans really THAT idiotic???

Gladly the dumb charges were dropped!

Seriously, Americans have to explain Donald Trump being their President to their children. What’s a little ass eating in comparison?

Dillon Shane Webb is truly the Gandhi and Nelson Mandela of ass eating.

My ass cheeks are slow clapping for him for choosing the ass eating hill as the hill he wants to die on (and eat if that hill looks like an ass).

Sorry for the lack of updates, blame my job… It’s truly exhausting.

Wednesday I was sleeping by 8 PM… I think is the first time in my life that I sleep so early. Gone are the days of insomnia, those when I use to go sleep at 2 or 3 AM and get up at 5 AM.

Anyway, I’ve never blogged so much about politics but those Americans give the world no rest with their jaw-dropping incoherence.

Few days ago Trump said he’s a “young vibrant man…” Yesterday the other EMBARRASSMENT (Barr) was grilled by the senate panel for LYING in order to protect his criminal boss (Trump).

There was ANOTHER  mass shooting.

And also Florida’s passed a bill ALLOWING teachers to carry GUNS in the classroom… Like… WTF is going on in that country???

Here’s Kamala Harris mopping the floor with Barr.

And also nailing him, senator Mazie Hirono.

Reuters reports:

Florida’s legislature on Wednesday passed a bill allowing teachers to carry guns in the classroom, expanding a program launched after the deadly high school shooting in Parkland with the aim of preventing another such massacre.

Florida’s House of Representatives voted 65 to 47 to pass the bill after hours of debate over two days in which the Republican majority thwarted Democratic efforts to amend, stall or kill the measure. Florida’s Senate approved it 22 to 17 last week.

Republican Governor Ron DeSantis is expected to sign the bill into law, enabling school districts wishing to take part in the voluntary Guardian program to arm those teachers who pass a 144-hour training course.

WHAT A FUCKING MESS!!

I give it a month before some teacher’s gun goes missing.

The United States is light years far behind Canada as a society.

That’s all I got to say.