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Justice League= WIN!

I watched Justice League today and it was FANTASTIC!!

Please if you’re a comic book fan don’t let a handful of presumptuous and full of shit critics who are completely owned by Disney (Marvel’s boss) stop you from seeing this film.

Its not perfect, it moves too quickly, the villain, while well voiced, doesn’t get enough backstory, and the CGI is bad at moments BUT… It has a really solid superhero action, just enough character development to be satisfying, and really solid performances. 

Seriously, it doesn’t matter if some lines or actions seem unreal, it is a superhero movie, for gods sake!

I loved to see all those heroes (and gods of the first scenes) together.

Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman once again was PERFECT! Batman, Aquaman, Flash and particularly Cyborg was exceptionally well done. 

Justice League was exactly what my eyes needed to clean up the garbage that was Marvel’s Thor. This is a real superheroes movie, not another comedy!
  

FUCK the critics, this is THE BEST superhero film this year! 
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Wet On Wet

Ryan Reynolds impersonating Deadpool impersonating Bob Ross is a parody we probably didn’t want, but a parody we all need. In true Deadpool fashion, it manages to deliver a hilarious take on all the talk of happy little trees, yet doesn’t insult the legendary art instructor, honoring him in a bizarre NSFW kind of way.

Keep your pants dry and keep your dreams wet. I love Deadpool!

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From Russia With Surrealism

Andrey Tyurin is an 18 year-old Russian artist who has an unparalleled talent combining two of his passions: photography and photoshop, to create fantastic and surreal art. 

Andrey is known for his “darkflawless” profile on Instagram, and seem to have a promising way to success ahead.

I love the unconventional, I love his sombre creativity and the darkness behind his pretty face. His work deserves more attention, and I deserve another Russian man! 

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11 Minutes Of Glory

Not all heroes wear capes, some also wear layers of Idontgiveashit!

Yesterday, twatters on Twitter wondered why the place was a tiny bit more quiet than usual and why it no longer totally smelled like a flaming over-filled toilet.

Donald Trump’s personal Twitter account was deactivated and stayed that way for 11 beautiful minutes. That was long enough for everyone to play “Celebration” two and a half times.

Trump’s Twitter account wasn’t deactivated by an internal White House spy who finally had enough… Twitter also didn’t suddenly decide that “threats of war” violate their violent threats policy.

Trump’s account was deactivated by a Twitter customer support employee who went out with a bang on their last day, and the bang was the sound of a finger hitting the deactivate button on @realDonaldTrump.

After Trump’s account was re-activated, Twitter blamed it on “human error,” but then after conducting an investigation (read: watching surveillance footage of the employee flipping off the computer screen and hitting the delete button before lighting a cigarette and stomping out of that bitch), they discovered that the ex-employee went all Inetta the Moodsetta by leaving the job in a spectacular way.

Anyhow, those were 11 minutes of glory and nearly every citizen of the world’s fantasy when that Bye Bitch button was pressed!

The whole humanity finally got a break from the insane Orange jerk.

Twitter hero, thank you from the bottom of my heart!!

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The Confusion Of Captain Marvel/Thunder/SHAZAM

Shazam, which is scheduled to arrive April 5, 2019, is the seventh film in the DC Extended Universe.

Actor Zachary Levi has been selected to play the superhero.

Now, Shazam has always been confusing to me ’cause I never knew how to call him. I mean I’m not even sure if they’re going to call him Shazam!

See when the character was first created he was named Captain Thunder with the original idea of having seven kids combine to become Captain Thunder (the same idea seen in Flashpoint). 

But the idea was changed to one boy… But the name Captain Thunder was already in use so the name had to be changed.

The character soon became Captain Marvelous. A little later, the name was changed to Captain Marvel. But also at the time Marvel comics had a female character with the same name.

Due to all that mess with the names DC keept the character relatively quiet. 

But with this relaunch, everything can change….

Now I think most of us, kids at heart, know him better as Shazam, even though Shazam is also the name of the wizard that gave this superhero his powers.

Anyhow, what I like the most about the story of Captain Marvel (or whatever the hell his final name is) is the mixed mythological /biblical references (I love mythology) as he has the wisdom of Solomon, the strength of Hercules, the stamina of Atlas, the power of Zeus, the courage of Achilles and speed of Mercury; when he (or they) call the power of S.H.A.Z.A.M!

In short, I hope they make a once for all clear story about Earth’s mightiest mortal.

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Montreal’s Zombie Walk 2017

Another year, another zombie horde invaded Montreal.

Normally, the notion of a flesh-eating mob descending upon a city would be cause for panic. But not in Montreal, and certainly not near Halloween, when one of the city’s most amazing traditions occurs: the annual Montreal Zombie Walk.

Each and every year a wide array of Montrealers dress up to look like the living dead and march through the streets of the city. 

Over the weekend, an estimated 10,000 people participated in this year’s edition of the Montreal Zombie Walk.

This year a show with Montreal bands PUP, Chocolat and Duchess Says went down in the Quartier des Spectacles, allowing the rotting masses to rock out with their guts out.

Somehow gross but also fun. Good job Montreal!

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Lonely Night = Movie Night

I had a day off yesterday, and I did plenty of stuff.

The most important, something I can’t blog about until next week…

Randy messaged me to fuck, but I didn’t want to see him.

I think I’ve been seen him too much lately that I had an overdose of his dick. I mean, I see him a lot more often than the others and I don’t want that routine with someone I’m not in love with. 

But today is another day, and I have some sexy action later on because is Saturday and there’s no way I spend my Saturday night alone.

However, I did last night and I watched the DC animation Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox. Pure gold!

Although Marvel has better films, DC’s animations are far superior than Marvel’s. This is head and shoulders above all of DC’s animated movies.

It is the darkest rendering of these characters.

There’s a safety net here because it’s an alternate timeline (and we know by the end it’s going to be righted and everyone’s going to be A-OK).

But until then it’s bullets and blood and snapped necks and people razed to ashy smudged by laser beams.

Wonder Woman is Wonder Bitch (killing people left and right,) Batman is not Bruce but his father (a lot more savage,) Aquaman is Aquadouche at war with Wonder Bitch. And Superman is a malnourished version of himself thanks to the most destructive specie on Earth, humans!

All this mess is product of Flash running like a madafucker to change his past.

It’s a bit jarring to see them go this far but in a totally satisfying way.

The take on Batman especially is grim and ingenious. The animation is exceptional and does especially well conveying movement, something strangely lacklustre in a lot of American animation and that the Japanese mastered a long time ago.

The writing is strong, daring and zeroes in on some strong emotional moments. The 3rd act showdown in particular is a real treat.

Truly, it was a magnificent distraction for a lonely sexless night. 

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