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Fucked Up Hijo de Puta

Legendary Argentine soccer player mess Diego Maradona showed his support for the Venezuelan government of OFFENDER Nicolas Maduro in its “fight against imperialism,” on social media early this week.

Bitch posted on Facebook, “We are Chavistas until death. And when Maduro orders, I am dressed as a soldier for a free Venezuela, to fight against the imperialism and those who want to take our flags, which is the most sacred thing we have.”

Obviously his comments were condemned by everyone with common sense, ex-teammates and legendary South American soccer players.

Maradona was one of the greatest soccer players in history, but the hero he was on the field never match his personal life. On the contrary, he was undisciplined, disrespectful and unprofessional. He had issues with drugs, alcohol and whatever other substance that exist. He was and still is a terrible father and a horrible husband.

In other words dude is fucked up in every single area of life. 

However he still have an status of “god” and still getting millions in contracts. In fact, he lives in Dubai where he lives like a king, which is why his comments are double offensive.

Someone like him living large has NO right to say a word over a kidnapped country where people die everyday fighting for its rights. Venezuelans have no food, no medicine, and no access to basic commodities.  

It’s easy to support a lazy criminal like Maduro when your family is not the one starving to death.

FUCK YOU Maradona!

You should have died long ago from all the excess, but trash like you are usually and unfairly pretty lucky. 


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Reality Check Please!! Part 4

It’s been a while since I had a reality check episode but here we are…

So, Jean Philippe (one of my hot WhatsApp contacts) texted me today out of the blue. He was like “why we haven’t met yet?” and blah blah… I was like “because I had a bf?” 

He was all horny asking me pictures and stuff, so I played along because I’m the biggest cock teaser ever. 

Then he asked me to go to his place because he didn’t “travel” acting all princess and shit, and that’s when I was like “excuse YOU?!”

See, he was the one looking for me, not me for him! 

So I had to make him come back to reality. 

Things got a bit more heated than what you see above, but over all I made clear that I DON’T NEED HIM.

People tend to tell me to be more confident because of my self-deprecating/shy ways, but when I speak the truth they accuse me of being a cocky bragging prick. 

The fact is I don’t need ANY guy, because there’s always MORE at my door.

So when they feel too special and act stupid I just laugh at their face.

Jean-Philippe couldn’t take my rejection and he video called me. Then, LIVE I had to tell him the facts because whoever looks for drama with a Latino guy simply won the lottery with me.

Curiously, instead of getting scare of my ass he got more obsessed. In other words, he got more excited and still wants to fuck me.

Men… Who understand them? But actually, who cares?

What’s important here is that THEY understand me. Because I don’t have to deal with them, they have to deal with ME!

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Nostalgic Throwback

I hate FaceTime or anything that has to do with showing my face on cam, but I found this video of me making a fool of myself  a couple of years ago as a dare… 

Now, I don’t recall which of my fuckfriends asked me to do it (this was after my breakup with Jaden and during that time I had 5,) but what I remember is the embarrassment to post it online only to please him.

Anyhow, to please my lovers, boundaries and dignity don’t really exist.

Plus looking back, it was fun! #LiveItUp

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Nobody Wanted A White Trash Blowjob

Earlier this month, bewigged American reality television Kim Zolciak lowered the “cool mom” archetype to new depths by publicly offering her daughter’s oral flavors so her son Kash could meet John Legend. Yes, that’s right. So THE SON could meet John Legend.

It was 20-year-old Brielle Biermann who would have been strapping on the knee pads in exchange for goods and services for SOMEONE ELSE.

Kim’s not exactly the most feminist pimp around, huh? John’s wife Chrissy Teigen saved Brielle from her human-trafficking mother by saying that there was no need for beej.

The Zolciak-Biermann clan made it backstage to meet John without anyone having to spit or swallow… Heartwarming!

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Whore Candle…

The Saint Of Fame Whores, Kim Kartrashian, put her melting candle face on a Virgin Mary candle and some people are reaching for their rosaries while screaming about the sacrilege of it all…

I bet that candle smells like burning silicone with a hint of Juvaderm.

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Omarosa Got Married!

Omarosa… The original reality television bitch and one of  president Douchebag Trump’s more unstable shorts sniffers got married over the weekend… Yes, MARRIED! That major BITCH got M.A.R.R.I.E.D.


When you realise OMAROSA found someone who is OK with being married to her, but you haven’t made it past a first date in years:

Immature sidenote: “oma” is German for granny. So she’s granny Rosa.

Other than that what else can I say? I wish her all the… horrible things she wishes for others. Karma get crackin’!

My condolences to her new husband.

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Meanwhile In America…

Nordstrom announced in early February that the department store would no longer sell Ivanka Trump’s clothing line due to declining sales. Then her dad, Donald Trump, the American president, attacked Nordstrom on twitter over his girl’s hurt feelings. Enter Kellyanne Conway.


Conway showed up on Fox & Friends early Thursday morning to spin the president’s lunacy into longer, thinner strands of lunacy… During her interview, Conway defended Trump, Ivanka, and the joy of shopping for clothes made in China.

Conway is a federal employee.

The Associated Press reports that the standards of ethical conduct for federal employees from the Office of Government Ethics demands that an employee shall not use his or her office “for the endorsement of any product, service or enterprise.”

But obviously those people don’t care about the law.

And speaking of Fox News, look at this shit:


Gladly the internet makes all these psychopaths less scary:


The whole thing is a circus, a sad comedy….


This is truly what happens when your only two categories are “violent Islamic extremist terrorist” and “perfectly swell white guy.”

I honestly feel kind of bad for the decent citizens of that country. It seems like Trump and his maniacs are allowed to do whatever they want with total impunity, while people watch unable to do anything about it.

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