Men have a very narrow window in which they can get a fair shake in life.
They’re at the peak of their powers between the ages 40 and 60. Any man below the age of 40 isn’t taken seriously, and sadly, any man over the age of 60 is practically invisible.
It’s not fair, and it’s not right, but it just is. And has been for centuries.
Well, one man is saying no more!
According to The Telegraph, Emile Ratelband, who is from The Netherlands, isn’t going to take his oppression sitting down. He’s filed a lawsuit asking the court to allow him to change his biological age, which is 69, to his heart age, which is 49 (metaphorically of course, his actual heart is also 69).
And he’s using the argument that transgender people can legally amend their sex, so he should have the right to change his age, which is fucking up his Tinder game.
Emile was sick and tired of being 69 (which, bro, that is obviously the BEST age, you fool!) and tried to get his local government to allow him to legally change it to 49, which is how old he feels.
Emile claims his doctor told him that he had the body of a 45-year-old… And Emile finds he doesn’t get the respect or attention his young body deserves…
You know, I’m an old vampire and I get Emile but he’s way too delusional.
He can lie about his age all he wants and he can get his age changed legally. BUT, his face is telling me 75!!! The official number isn’t going to change anyone’s boner.
Time to grow up before you’re dust in a box in someone’s closet, son!