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Meanwhile The Clown…

Axios reports:

The riots in Paris — which started over fuel tax and have devolved into protests against the living standards and President Emmanuel Macron himself — have been the worst the city has seen in decades.

Macron has suspended the fuel tax implementation for six months, which Trump has previously incorrectly called a signal that Macron agreed that the Paris Agreement “is fatally flawed.”

Trump also retweeted a claim on Monday that protestors were chanting, “We want Trump,” though CNN reported that on-the-ground personnel “have seen no evidence” to support that.

Fucking psychopath! 

The only place where people are chanting for you is prison. And not in a good way. 

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Flop Quit the FlOpscars

I have no clue who this person is, but he was chosen to host the FlOpscars.

However, it seems that he tweeted some truly disgusting anti-gay hate speech within the past 10 years, and when those tweets were presented to him, he refused to apologise, instead saying he was in love with his new self.

Then, the Academy demanded he apologise, to which he said no.

Now, he has apologised, all he ever had to do, but is taking his ignorant antics and going home, stepping down as host, a gig he had recently said was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

You know, I seriously have no idea who this irrelevant is but for what I’m reading he’s as funny as his homophobia.

He is clearly insecure, impossibly nauseating, and devastatingly uneducated. But like any homophobic, his fixation with gay people only shows the denial of his real essence.

He’s probably into trannies and femboys. Like most straight black guys.

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People has the right to protest and march for whatever cause, but that doesn’t give them the right to vandalise and commit criminal acts. 

Over the weekend, the “gilets jaunes” (yellow vests) rioters torched cars, smashed windows, and looted stores all over. And at l’Arc de Triomphe, rioters plastered the monument in graffiti and smashed several sculptures, including one by François Rude depicting Marianne, goddess of liberty and a national symbol of the French Republic.


Even HITLER had some respect for l’Arc de Triomphe and Napoleon.

During a ceremony to revive the flame of the Unknown Soldier in Paris, Secretary of State to the Minister of the Armed Forces Genevieve Darrieussecq says the protesters who vandalised the Arc de Triomphe “attacked France.” And I totally agree.

Those are not civilians, those are CRIMINALS! Period.

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Oh Shawn…

Canadian curly-haired yodeling twink Shawn Mendes is letting everyone know for the final time that he isn’t into dick.

Shawn really let it out by saying that he felt like he needed to be seen with a girl to prove he’s not gay (even though he knows there’s nothing wrong with being gay), he hated the side of him that needed to prove that he’s a coochie lover, and that he wanted to scream at his Twitter followers that if he was gay and terrified of coming out, the gay jokes could lead him to suicide.

The gay rumours caused him tons of anxiety and he even had to leave a showing of Love, Simon because he had a panic attack.

You know… I like Shawn. One, because he’s Canadian, and two, because he’s a panty creamer, but, this was dumb!

A panic attack while watching a movie about a gay teen? Okay…

If you’re that fixated on your sexuality maybe you’re not entirely straight!

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Even Napoleon knew Not to fuck with China

Racist, homophobic, science-fearing, and (WORST OF ALL) wwaaayyy overpriced fashion designers Dolce & Gabanna have discovered that you can’t just spew trash about a whole country and then expect them to keep putting up with your shit.

And take that last part literally because 1/2 of the destructive duo (Italy’s biggest troll Stefano Gabbana) opined that China was the country of shit via a poop emoji.

In response, the latest fashion trend in China is now hating on D&G.

D&G were supposed to have a huge ashion show in Shanghai this past week, but Gabbana’s latest thought diarrhea went viral and their show was cancelled.

The New York Times reports that China is revolted so now they’re revolting against the luxury brand. Online and brick & mortar fashion retailers have taken the brand out of their stores. Big names in the fashion business have publicly turned on them.

China makes up for a third of the global luxury retail market!

This means that D&G are able to keep the lights on in the villa in big part due to China. So those idiots had no choice but to apologise for biting the hand that feeds them.

First the gays and now the CHINESE? Are they trying to go out of business.

You’ve got to be a couple of stupid, arrogant, entitled idiots to alienate 1/3 of your client base and then insult them further with your BS hacking excuse and insincere apology.

I hope they go out of business. Dressing Melania Trump is all these two deserve.

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From 69 To 49…

Men have a very narrow window in which they can get a fair shake in life.

They’re at the peak of their powers between the ages 40 and 60. Any man below the age of 40 isn’t taken seriously, and sadly, any man over the age of 60 is practically invisible.

It’s not fair, and it’s not right, but it just is. And has been for centuries.

Well, one man is saying no more!

According to The Telegraph, Emile Ratelband, who is from The Netherlands, isn’t going to take his oppression sitting down. He’s filed a lawsuit asking the court to allow him to change his biological age, which is 69, to his heart age, which is 49 (metaphorically of course, his actual heart is also 69).

And he’s using the argument that transgender people can legally amend their sex, so he should have the right to change his age, which is fucking up his Tinder game.

Emile was sick and tired of being 69 (which, bro, that is obviously the BEST age, you fool!) and tried to get his local government to allow him to legally change it to 49, which is how old he feels.

Emile claims his doctor told him that he had the body of a 45-year-old… And Emile finds he doesn’t get the respect or attention his young body deserves…

You know, I’m an old vampire and I get Emile but he’s way too delusional.

He can lie about his age all he wants and he can get his age changed legally. BUT, his face is telling me 75!!! The official number isn’t going to change anyone’s boner.

Time to grow up before you’re dust in a box in someone’s closet, son!

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Satanists Are Suing Netflix

Netflix’s The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina is getting sued by The Satanic Temple.

Are they suing them because we really did not need a remake of another beloved 90s show just with a dark twist?

No. They’re suing them for using their copyrighted monument design and also misrepresenting the deity as “something evil”. Satanists suing for suggesting Satan is evil? Hmm…

A bit late for that, methinks.

The Cut is reporting that The Satanic Temple’s co-founder Lucien Greaves sent out a tweet about The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina being total trash and that they would be calling their lawyers:

The legal specifics have not been reported, but Lucien wants Netflix to remove the statue from their show, also confirming that the Satanists lawyers (which they probably have a ton of… get it? Because lawyers go to Hell?) have sent a letter to Netflix telling them to cease and desist.

The Satanic Temple co-founder, Malcom Jarry also chimed in, saying: “If a resolution cannot be worked out, we will take aggressive actions to protect our copyright.”


I swear that whole country has gone NUTS, just friggin nuts!

As for the Satanists I would have thought they would have done some sinister/evil shit instead of calling their lawyers?

Those fools at Netflix should have really thought twice before messing with Satan.

That’s right, honey! This ain’t no game! Even Satan wants his 10%.

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