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Can he die Instead?

Politico reports:

Speaking at a rally in Pennsylvania on Thursday, Trump claimed he had actually arrived 15 minutes early for his meeting with the “incredible” queen, slamming the “fake, fake, disgusting news” media reports that noted he had been the one who was late.

The president’s visit to Britain was broadcast live on television, including footage of the 92-year-old queen waiting for Trump for 12 minutes and looking at her watch.

“I landed and I’m on the ground and I’m waiting with the king’s and the queen’s guards,” Trump told his supporters. “I’m waiting. I was about 15 minutes early and I’m waiting with my wife and that’s fine. Hey, it’s the queen, right? We can wait. But I’m a little early.”

WTF?!!!! Does he really think the whole world is as idiotic as his supporters? LIES, LIES, LIES, and more LIES are all we hear time after time and time again.

He was fucking late to meet the Queen and the whole world saw it LIVE!

I’m really exhausted of him, he’s an embarrassment. I have no idea why he still President.

So he said: “I landed and I’m on the ground and I’m waiting with the king’s and the queen’s guard. 

Just one example of how fucking stupid and ignorant he is, the Queen’s husband is NOT THE KING. Yup! The American President.

Why is always the wrong people the one dying?

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Creepy and Gross

Honestly kids these days? I don’t know what the hell you are up to, but the new standards are VERY LOW!!!

I took one look at this mess calles 6ix9ine and I knew that I wanted nothing to do with him. I may not understand the youth of America, but Nicki Minaj seems to think she does.

Nicki recently collaborated with a heavily-addicted rainbow-coloured crack head, and people are pissed.

PopBuzz is reporting that Nicki is coming under some heavy fire for working with the 22 yo rapper. What’s got the internet so angry? Oh just a bit of PAEDOPHILIA!

Yeah, good morning, welcome to Hell!!!

Apparently the ugly sick fuck pled guilty to ‘use of a child in a sexual performance’ back in 2015. Jezebel has a recount of the whole scenario which actually is a lot worse than it sounds. And you wouldn’t read it if you want to have a peaceful morning.

To summarise, he recorded some gross things happening to a girl who was 13 at the time.

Nicki Minaj has sympathised with a convicted child rapist in the past, the convicted child rapist being her own brother… You know, no one should know (except the Vatican) this many people who have been convicted of sex crimes involving underage kids.

On the other hand, it’s hardly news all those rappers are involved in illegal shit, but sex crimes are the next level of wrong… Even though, dude’s face is the worst crime, EVER! 

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Russian State TV: Trump Smells Like A Kremlin Agent

Every single news coming from our American neighbours are about mass shootings, racial issues and Trump’s lies/rudeness/assorted WTF’s.

It’s been ages since I posted anything positive about the United Sates. The last time I praised anything from there was my American fuckfriend’s penis. But other than that nothing much.

Since Trump is (still) in power (for reasons I don’t understand) that country is going South.

During Bush the image of The United States was really bad, but with Trump is ten times worse! To the point that relations between America and Canada (Canada = the most chill country ever) is on a tightrope.

I tried to avoid blogging about the Orange menace, but sometimes is not possible…

Julia Davis writes for the Washington Post:

Russian state media are hard at work, praising Putin’s strategy that is finally paying off. That is not surprising, as the state media in Russia are fully controlled by the government. Positions conveyed by the Kremlin’s bullhorns reflect only what is considered permissible by the state. On Russian state television, criticism of Putin is unheard of, and mildly dissenting views are allowed mostly so they can be mocked. Government-controlled propaganda, combined with fear of retribution, secure consistently high approval ratings for the seemingly irreplaceable Russian leader. Putin is always portrayed as a masterful chess player whose every move is pure genius.

What’s that old saying? “If it quacks like a Kremlin agent and smells like a Kremlin agent . . . “

Anyhow, below some brutal Memes trolling President Shitler after his ‘disgraceful performance’ when meeting the real boss…

Although the internet makes everything better, the reality is sad and very dangerous.

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The Fall of Beauty

When I heard that Netflix and Dreamworks Animation were joining forces to bring She-Ra into the now, I prayed to Jesus to not let them mess it up.

Well, it’s now confirmed that Jesus doesn’t exist because Netflix released the first official pictures of the new She-Ra
and it’s a MESS!!

Those butcherers turned She-Ra and Catra into Fetus-Ra (or an Elf?) and Kidtra.

There’s some die-hard She-Ra nerds like myself who are crying about the new design because the new She-Ra’s NOT SEXY like the 80’s animation.

I get the “objectification” thing and the fact that society is oversensitive but it’s classic/cult cartoon for God’s sake!

Why in the new cartoons/reboots all characters must look like they still haven’t hit puberty? It’s STUPID!!!

The real problem is that She-Ra looks like she was drawn with Crayons by a 12-year-old who flipped through a manga once real fast, and looks like she can’t battle evil after 8 PM because that’s when her curfew is.

And Catra is no longer an evil goddess of perfection who destroys her enemies with her glamour. She’s now an angsty tween who looks like the only thing she destroys is her bedroom wall by carving an anarchy sign into it while listening to Fall Out Boy.

Truly, what’s this mess?!!!

In case the original She-Ra isn’t cemented in your brain like mine, here’s what she and some of her friends looked like:

And this is Catra:

Whats’s wrong with being hot and sexy while kicking ass??

80’s cartoons were a thing of beauty.

The new version is so ugly. Gosh! WTF Netflix?!!


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Does Forbes know what Self Made means?

Whatever picture was hanging on the largest wall in Kris Jenner’s office (possibly a blown-up still from Kim’s porno) has surely been taken down today and replaced with a giant, framed picture of her youngest and most lucrative money maker on the cover of this month’s issue of Forbes.

Last year it was reported that Kylie Jenner’s makeup company made $420 million in 18 months of retail sales. A year later, and Kylie Cosmetics has more than doubled their sales at $900 million. According to Forbes, 20-year-old Kylie is on her way to becoming the youngest self-made billionaire.

As the term “self-made” usually conjures images of either two old-timey dudes labouring away in a basement in an episode of Drunk History inventing tampons or whatever, or Mark Zuckerberg creating Facebook, or Evan Spiegel creating that nude trade app called Snapchat, people are generally laughing in Kylie’s privileged entitled engorged botched face on the magazine’s cover because born into extreme wealth & instant fame is the exact opposite of “self made”.

Kylie Jenner is also already the youngest person on Forbes’ list of the richest self-made women in America, and clocks in higher than her sister and higher than… Judge Judy!! Which should be qualified as a crime against humanity.

Now, I seriously have nothing against that blow up doll, except the fact she insist on trademarking her name “kylie” when she already lost that battle with the ONLY & ORIGINAL… KYLIE!!!

So yeah,  its been a real struggle and she has worked SO hard to get where she is… This bitch can’t even put a coherent sentence together and we are to believe she is “self made”.

Oprah is self-made. This hooker? Nah.

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Saudi Arabia: Where drones have more rights than women

Every once in a while something so ridiculous happens that people from all walks of life can set aside their differences and join in mocking the offending dumbass or dumbasses.

It’s like the I’d Like To Buy The World A Coke commercial, except less scary and cult-y.

The viral video currently uniting us all in bitchery comes from a Saudi Arabian fashion show that used drones instead of models to display the clothing.

The drones drag around the fluttering dresses draped out over plastic hangers with all the grace of a plastic bag on a tornado, and in some cases of a Dementor. 

I truly don’t get that people… If they don’t allow the women to wear them, what’s the point of advertising this kind of clothing there?

I guess it’s clear that in Saudi Arabia drones have more rights than women.

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Ferrari Needs To Cut The Weed

Today marks the beginning of F1 Grand Prix weekend in Montreal, the event is huge, draws thousands upon thousands of spectators, both local and tourists, alike. 

Every year the world watches closely as the races go on throughout the weekend and come to close on Sunday.

This past week, Italian car company Ferrari was ridiculed online after posting a video of Montreal’s Grand Prix events that was very obviously a video of Toronto and it’s iconic skyline featuring the CN Tower. 

Yesterday, they’ve done it again to some degree, and I’m just sitting here wondering who the hell is running their PR ’cause this is just getting silly…

Ferrari posted this poster of Montreal, Canada’s F1 Grand Prix weekend to social media, and maybe they’re currently living under the microscope, but everyone have caught something on this poster that looks a bit questionable…

Now, I know we’re super close to legalising marijuana in our country, but this is just dumb. Those are clearly not Maple leaves, the iconic symbol of Canada that is on our country’s flag. Those are cannabis leaves! 

In short, whoever is doing this work over at Ferrari needs to cut the weed.

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