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Finland LAUGHS At Trump

Finns aren’t exactly known for their sense of humour.

These famously introverted Nordic folks have an often dark and sarcastic take on things, and most of their jokes have something to do with drinking, a favourite pastime, or poking fun at their equally odd neighbours, the Swedes.

However, the antics of Trump have once again proved fertile ground for comedy. The orange turd is the gift that keeps on giving.

His bizarre, off-the-cuff remarks about Finnish raking habits has given Finns a chance to showcase their quirky, sardonic humour to the world.

Trump’s comments were made in response to the tragic wildfires of California, where he has dug himself a hole of his own making by criticising forest management instead of showing Presidential support and empathy for the victims…

“You gotta take care of the floors,” he said. “You know the floors of the forest, very important… I was with the president of Finland… he called it a forest nation and they spent a lot of time on raking and cleaning and doing things and they don’t have any problem.”

The comparison is an odd one as Finland is much colder and wetter than California, and the forests contain tree varieties that are much less likely to catch fire.

And while he did mention the virtues of their forest management system, the Finnish President has claimed not to recall any such mention of raking.

Finland’s president, Sauli Niinistö, was like “Bruh what?”

Raking and cleaning forest floors is simply not a regular part of fire prevention in Finland!

The remark appears to be an attempt to justify Trump’s urge to point the finger of blame in the aftermath of a tragedy, similar to his distasteful comments following Hurricane Maria in Puerto Rico. 

In response, Finns have been taking to Twitter, rakes in hand, to mock the president SHITler  misguided remarks.

What will the internet do when the orange idiot is no longer President?

I think the world’s comedians will surely starve to death!!

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Thirst Tweets

I loved Troye Sivan before he got big. One of my exes (David) hated him because I found him cute. Now he’s famous, hotter and below he’s readings the thirstiest of Thirst Tweets from fans.

RACY! Bitches are truly thirsty but I don’t blame them.

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Best New Brexit Referendum Signs

On the 23rd of June 2016, the United Kingdom held a referendum, asking its citizens “Should the United Kingdom remain a member of the European Union or leave the European Union?” 51.9% were in favor of separating from the EU, and thus Brexit (the exit of Britain) began.

But as the date of the official political farewell nears (29 March 2019), some activists are talking about halting the process. Mainly due to the frozen negotiations between the EU and the United Kingdom regarding trade, travel, security, and other areas.

Over the weekend 700,000 people from all over the UK marched peacefully on parliament to demand a second referendum on Brexit.

Some of the best signs below:

I wish this last option was available for all of us.

Regardless of the complexity of this issue, sense of humour is always a good thing.

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“Brave Red Maiden” costume

Whatever genius they have over at Yandy in charge of translating popular characters into scratchy lingerie for Halloween has really outdone themselves this year.

For once, instead of just offering up skimpy polyester panties that will give you a yeast infection, they’ve offered a poignant musing on sexism and the patriarchy; with an ironic twist!

This year, Yandy created the “Brave Red Maiden” costume, inspired by everybody’s favourite dramedy, The Handmaid’s Tale. Unfortunately, too many people hate fun because Yandy has bowed to pressure and taken it off the shelves. 

Here’s what they were offering:

Finally, a costume for the woman who wants to stand before the Congress to demand abortion rights while satisfying their narrow expectations of female beauty.

Come on, people! This is the most covered up and demure thing they’ve EVER produced.  

I’m sorry, but if I saw somebody actually out wearing this costume I would fall to my knees and kiss those stripper heels.

Anyway, haters should save some outrage for the truly questionable costumes Yandy is still getting away with, like the Yandy Indian Sweetheart:

BORING! 

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Trailer Of A Mess

When the serial rebooters known as Netflix shared the first pictures from the She-Ra reboot, I got up out of my chair, walked to the nearest wall, and did an open-mouthed cry wall slide over those evil butcherers transforming the 80s goddess of mythological glamour into a tragic mess.

But after I pulled myself up off the floor and whispered, “You’re my only She-Ra,” into my She-Ra doll’s head, I told myself that the She-Ra reboot isn’t for me, but for the children of today, and now the children of today got their first look at their Baby She-Ra in action.

The teaser trailer shows Sailor Moon’s white second cousin (aka the new Adora a.k.a. She-Ra) getting lured into the forest by a stranger’s voice…

Somebody should really tell Adora that if a strange voice tries to lure you into the forest, run the opposite way and call the cops!!

To me, it still looks like anime as drawn by the worst student in a high school animation class. With that being said, I am not watching Fetus-Ra, because I am not a damn kid. But mostly, because Netflix is not making any justice the iconic cartoon.

She-Ra is supposed to be woman, not a girl. And should be looking like this:

One word: MEH!

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Pedo Got Hurt

It appears there are two possible ways to react if you’re a famous American politician and have recently found yourself humiliated at the hands of Sacha Baron Cohen on his Showtime series Who Is America?

If you’re Georgia Republican state Rep. Jason Spencer, you might pull up your pants and resign in an attempt to save what little shred of dignity you might have left.

If you’re Sarah Palin, you would throw an internet tantrum and claim you were duped.

Former Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of Alabama (and creep) Roy Moore looked like a fool on Who Is America? in a segment involving a fake pedophile detector, and now he’s suing for $95 million.

Last year, Roy Moore became a household name when four women came forward during Roy’s bid to run for Alabama senate, and accused him of hitting on them when they were underage girls (Roy lost to the Democratic candidate).

As you can probably guess before even hitting play on this video, Erran’s pervert-wand beeped like crazy when it came near Roy Moore.

Skip to the 2:46 mark to watch Roy look extremely uncomfortable before walking out of the interview.

How stupid do you need to be to believe in a pedo-detector? The fallout of the Trump administration is showing us just how incredibly stupid some of those people in office are.

Dupe them via their own hubris and stupidity and suddenly THEIR hurt feelings are important enough to warrant everything. 

I’m not a fan of Sacha Baron Cohen, but he’s crazy enough to fool those fools.

That said, good luck with that you disgusting piece of shit!

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Bear, The Lonely Genius

Note to humans with annoying dogs who are always bothering them to do a physical activity like play fetch: sit them in front of the screen and get them to watch and learn from Bear.

Bear is from Napa, CA, and his human took a video of what he does whenever nobody is around (or is too damn lazy) to play fetch with him.

Bear pulls some level 10 only child geniusness by using the trampoline to play fetch. Bear puts the ball on the trampoline, gets under it, and then punches that shit with his nose until it bounces on to the ground and he can chase after it.

That trampoline and Bear are best friends!

It probably comes to life when nobody but Bear is around and they escape out of the background and solve crimes together. 

I salute Bear! Because my motto has always been: If nobody wants to play with you, play with yourself, bitch! And yes, I meant it like that.

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