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I wonder how many people on set had to resist the urge to pluck those pills off of Hailey’s dress, because they needed something to make them forget these two are going to be on the cover of Vogue?

Not that Vogue is relevant anymore.

Now, how are these two only 24 and 22?

Well, he actually looks like a teen lesbian with a shaved head, and all I see when I look at her is Stephen Baldwin in a dress.

Anyway, with this cover we have recorded proof of the exact second Vogue’s last shred of credibility finally dried up and floated away.



Yup, America has let itself GO.

Business Insider reports:

Gillette is calling on men to step it up. A new ad, called “We Believe” and lasting a minute and a half, encourages men to to change their behavior. It directly invokes the #MeToo movement in order to directly confront America’s culture of “toxic masculinity.”

“Gillette believes in the best in men; that by holding each other accountable, eliminating excuses for bad behavior, and supporting a new generation working toward their personal ‘best,’ we can deliver positive change that will matter for years to come,” Gary Coombe, president of Gillette parent Procter & Gamble’s global grooming business, said.

And as you’d expect, douchebags pro-sexual assault right wingers so-called men are screaming “boycott” and pouring into the clip’s comments on YouTube.

This is the clip:

I wondered what the hell they were so butthurt over? 

They call libs snowflakes, but no one whines more than the right does when they encounter beliefs that challenge their own…

Seriously, teaching men to treat women (and each other) with respect is not emasculating men! Insecure dumbfucks.

NYC pigeons have a reputation for being flying trash rats who would gladly eat a rotten piece of hamburger meat out of a dead hyena’s asshole (hey, many of God’s creatures need protein).

But this pigeon proves that #NotAllNYCPigeons are uncouth trash eaters. Some are elegant and refined creatures, and you better treat them like the dignitaries they are!

Steven Pesantez and Mariel Mitkowski were at the Staten Island Ferry Terminal last Thursday when they noticed a pigeon just standing on a water fountain. Steven figured that the pigeon needed a helping hand, specifically a helping hand to turn on the damn fountain, so as Mariel filmed, he turned on the water and watched as the feathered ball of refinement delicately quenched its thirst while getting a facial (not that kind, you nasty trick!).

After the clip made the rounds on Instagram, Gothamist interviewed Steven about the moment the graceful pigeon made him famous!

Watch as the pigeon politely stands there waiting for a human to make themselves usefull FOR ONCE!

All jokes aside, pigeons are not flying rats. They are highly intelligent and gentle creatures that mate FOR LIFE! Humans only wish.

Whoever said dreams never come true needs to be slapped across the face with a stale burrito. Because Taco Bell Canada has decided to spice up everyone’s life by constructing a billboard that dispenses golden showers of gross delicious, gooey nacho cheese.

The billboard, known in fancy dining circles as the “Cheesiest Billboard” (fire the marketing team immediately, please) urges foodies to step up and bring whatever snack they desire to be slathered in glorious, processed cheesy abomination deliciousness.

But don’t get too excited though because the Cheesiest Billboard will only be on display on Saturday, January 19 from 11:30am-2:30pm at the Taco Bell flagship store in Toronto. So this obviously means you need to call out from work on Friday January 18 to prepare yourself for the yellow bukkake fest that will be Nacho Cheese Mania ’19 in Toronto.

And just to be on the safe side make sure you take that Monday off as well since you’ll probably spend the rest of that weekend in the washroom expelling those nacho demons from your body.

Jokes aside, that is the most American thing ever. How is it in Canada?!?

The Associated Press reports:

Newly installed President Jair Bolsonaro targeted Brazil’s indigenous groups, descendants of slaves and the LGBT community with executive orders in the first hours of his administration, moving quickly after a campaign in which the far-right leader said he would radically overhaul many aspects of life in Latin America’s largest nation.

In removing LGBT concerns from the responsibilities of the human rights ministry, Bolsonaro did not name any agency to consider such issues. He has strongly criticized what he calls “gender-based ideology,” saying it is a threat to Brazil’s Christian values.

Damares Alves, the new human rights minister, did not discuss the LGBT order in her first address on the job, but the evangelical pastor has insisted over the years that “the Brazilian family is being threatened” by diversity policies.

Alves today said: “There will be no more ideological indoctrination of children and teenagers in Brazil.”

Brazil has seen a surge in same-sex marriages in recent weeks out of fear that Bolsonaro may try to undo the nation’s landmark 2013 ruling by the National Justice Council.

You know…

Hitler blamed Jews for Germany’s woes.

This guy blames LBGTs, aborigines, and women.

Same shit different day!

On New Year’s Eve in NYC, Madonna performed a surprise set at the legendary Stonewall Inn and she brought two guests with her:

  1. Her 13-year-old son David Banda 
  2. Her NEW ASS!!

I’m surprised the cops didn’t raid the Stonewall and arrest Madonna for stealing the ball from the top of Times Square and shoving it into the back of her pants. Yes, that’s just how awful that shit looked.

This is not the first time she shows that abomination, she did it few years ago because for some reason she thinks she looks good.

… Oh Madge!

I seriously don’t know this person, I’d rather just remember the Madonna from the 80’s and 90’s… This caricature, this wannabe Kardashian…

I don’t even know who she is!