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The Internet is the perfect place for challenges of all calibres and lengths. From “Ice Bucket” to the dumb and irresponsible “Bird Box,” challenges come and go in waves, with some lingering for longer while others quickly become a thing of the past.

Well, a new challenge has recently emerged and thank goodness it doesn’t involve wandering around the streets with a blindfold.

Today, it involves a bottle cap and some impressive martial art moves. Well, at least that’s where it began, considering that the challenge quickly changed its course with more and more humorous versions emerging.

A Taekwondo expert known as Master Fa first posted a video of himself kicking a cap of a bottle back on June 25. He then challenged Jason Statham, Conor McGregor, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Jackie Chan to do the same.

And as Statham and McGregor responded, the challenge took off and people of all sorts of backgrounds joined in.

Take a look: 

Karate dude Sensei Seth at 2:15 mark was pretty impressive.

I mean, I’m in love lol

And also one of the most EPIC was MASTER Donnie Yen, reminding us all why HE’S A LEGEND!

Fun!!

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I haven’t blog about politics (one of my favourite subjects) in a while, specially the embarrassing circus that is the American politics. In part because I got fed up of anything Trump, in part because there’s more entertaining (and less toxic) subjects I focused on.

However it seems I’m no the only one who got fed up of the trashy Trumps…

She is not a holder of elected office. She has no business travelling with her father and sitting with him in photos of actual world leaders. And she has no intellect to interject herself into conversations like these with zero to say.

The French government released this, so I would call that allowing Ivanka to hang herself.

Here, an Indian diplomat spells out how Ivanka is like a dim-witted member of the Saudi royal family, an apt comparison, and where the U.S. is headed if the Americans can’t get her dementia-addled dad defeated in a year and a few months.

Intrusa is Spanish for intruder, and that’s what she is.

HBO’s Chernobyl  has sparked interest in the nuclear power plant disaster and the ghost town it created. And of course, that newfound attention has brought out attention whores who will shamelessly use a tragedy as an opportunity to show their ass in more ways that one.

Influencers are using the site of Chernobyl as a backdrop to display their sexiness. Next up: topless oxygen mask photo shoots at the 9/11 museum!

As a child who grew terrified of Chernobyl I can’t wrap my head around this. I don’t know what the air quality is like now but I remember thinking you breathed it in the 80’s or 90’s you would grow an extra eye (like the fish from the Simpsons).

Chernobyl was a horror.

The idea that people now think it’s cool to show their toned butts while wearing hazmat suit is…confusing.

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Influencers, listen, there are so many ways to show your asses but please for the love of everything holy if you are in a hazmat suit on a tragic historical site, don’t show your ass. Even if you think it will cheer up the place. Even is your thong matches the hazmat suit. Just leave that hazmat suit zipped and keep it moving.

This foolery got back to show creator Craig Mazin and he sent out a tweet asking people to stop the madness.

The selfish generation. It is all about “me” and any attention.

But truly, can’t we just encourage them to MOVE to Chernobyl long term? I feel like this is a win/win situation here…

Because making a billion dollars off of basic-ass mall makeup wasn’t enough for Ky-LIE Jenner (read KarTrashian,) she went ahead and launched a basic-ass skin care line.

And it’s a bit of a mess! Which surprised no one.

The internet called Ky-LIE out for using cheap skin-damaging walnut particles in her facial scrub. The internet called Ky-LIE out for possibly faking positive reviews. And now the internet is calling her out for a laughably bad facial cleansing demonstration.

Ky-LIE tweeted a short video of herself using the Ky-LIE Skin foaming facial cleanser.

Ky-LIE, with one of those childish (and disturbing on adults) Snapchat filter on her face squirts out some product, then proceeds to wash her face for a whole seven seconds before rinsing it off.

As she dries her face, a huge makeup smear can be seen on her towel.

I think it’s amazing that Ky-LIE has any fans at all considering that her old face is ALL OVER THE INTERNET. She’s fake through and through.

With the industrial amounts of makeup she uses, she needs WAY more than a pump of wimpy foam and two splashes of water to remove all that warpaint. Also, those nightmare fingernails and wig are the cherry on top of the fuckery.

Seriously, that “cleansing” routine is so lazy and indifferent it could’ve written the Game of Thrones finale!

There is not one single thing that is real about ANY of the Katrashians. 

According to Travel + Leisure, the top 5 most popular tourist attractions last year were:

5. The Eiffel Tower in Paris
4. The Louvre in Paris
3. The Statue of Liberty in NYC
2. The Vatican
1. The Colosseum in Rome

Well, all of those attractions had a good run, but they can now be bulldozed down to make way for luxury condos, because in 2019, the most visited tourist attraction will be The Sprawling Dog in Abkhazia!

Mashable posted a video of a dog causing a tourist frenzy (this is a tourist frenzy for Abkhazia, okay?) by doing the “Look At Me, I’m An Attention Whore” pose in the middle of some park type place that is about to be renamed The Sprawling Dog Plaza.

A throng of tourists clamoured to get a picture of this important and elegant monument.

SOMEBODY RUB HIS BELLY!

He is a very good boy.

Listerine this month became the latest big brand to co-opt the rainbow flag in a statement of support for the LGBTQ community in the United States.

The Pride mouthwash is part of a range of products from Johnson & Johnson emblazoned with the rainbow flag for LGBTQ Pride month.

Obviously folks on Twitter are having a parade with it.

Jokes aside all this is supposed to be for a good cause.

This is the same thing as when we choose the pink products during Breast Cancer Awareness month, because we know the company is donating to research. In this case Johnson & Johnson.

Just have fun. And all the haters need to relax.

Six years ago, the eyes of the internet were dusted with shards of glitter when we all watched the Prancercise unicorn, Joanna Rohrback, prance like an uppity gay stallion prancing past their haters. And today, we get knocked over by another equine wonder, but this one is all athletic and shit.

Some horse girls grow up to be annoying blond pop stars who actually never grow up (see: Taylor Swift) and some horse girls grow up to become horses in the body of a human woman, like Ayla Kirstine! 

Ayla Kirstine has gone viral in Germany (“gone viral in Germany” is the new “I’m famous in Germany“) thanks to social media videos of her galloping around like Tarzan if Tarzan got raised by Seabiscuit’s relatives instead of great apes.

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When I first saw that video, I reached for the BenGay (which becomes BenGayer as soon as I slather it on my body), because my old back and joints started to hurt. Then I wondered if this was a fetish.

It’s definitely a fetish… A creepy one!