Big Nazi BITCH Sobs On Camera After Being Told He’s Wanted By The Police: “I’m Terrified!”

Christopher Cantwell, the same vicious FUCKTARD Nazi seen here, has posted a sobbing video after being told that there’s a warrant out for his arrest. Cantwell claims he’s “terrified” the police will murder him if he turns himself in… because it’s all fun and games until your mom wants her sheets back.

Raw Story reports:

“I called the Charlottesville Police Department,” Cantwell said, “and said, ‘I have been told there’s a warrant out for my arrest. They said they wouldn’t confirm it but that I could find this out I could go to a magistrate or whatever.”

“With everything that’s happening, I don’t think it’s very wise for me to go anywhere,” he continued. “There’s a state of emergency, the National Guard is here!” He kept breaking off to wipe away tears, saying, “I don’t know what to do. I need guidance.”

“Our enemies will not stop, they’ve been threatening us all over the place,” he whined before freaking out that Chelsea Manning is threatening to “curb stomp” Nazis.

“You have no testosterone!”

 

These bastards are only brave in groups. Send them to fight ISIS, send them to fight drug lords and see how brave they are. 

Have fun in prison with a big black cock deep in your boyhole, bitch!

Speaking Of Dick…

Not since the scrunchie or the banana clip, has there been such a simple and tasteful hair tool that lets everyone know that you’re both practical and appreciate classic style.

Posted on Instagram by stylist Sheff Pavel, and not much to say about it (because it’s kind of hard to type words while you’re licking the screen).

If you don’t have time to fuck with your hair, just put it into a ponytail with help from the gorgeous peen and huevos hair tie (which is fitting since that thing is hung like a pony) and wear it with pride.

It’s also the perfect thing to wear if you want to tell the world that you’ve always got dick on the brain, or in this case, dick on the hair.

2 words: Pure elegance!!!

Fucked Up Hijo de Puta

Legendary Argentine soccer player mess Diego Maradona showed his support for the Venezuelan government of OFFENDER Nicolas Maduro in its “fight against imperialism,” on social media early this week.

Bitch posted on Facebook, “We are Chavistas until death. And when Maduro orders, I am dressed as a soldier for a free Venezuela, to fight against the imperialism and those who want to take our flags, which is the most sacred thing we have.”

Obviously his comments were condemned by everyone with common sense, ex-teammates and legendary South American soccer players.

Maradona was one of the greatest soccer players in history, but the hero he was on the field never match his personal life. On the contrary, he was undisciplined, disrespectful and unprofessional. He had issues with drugs, alcohol and whatever other substance that exist. He was and still is a terrible father and a horrible husband.

In other words dude is fucked up in every single area of life. 

However he still have an status of “god” and still getting millions in contracts. In fact, he lives in Dubai where he lives like a king, which is why his comments are double offensive.

Someone like him living large has NO right to say a word over a kidnapped country where people die everyday fighting for its rights. Venezuelans have no food, no medicine, and no access to basic commodities.  

It’s easy to support a lazy criminal like Maduro when your family is not the one starving to death.

FUCK YOU Maradona!

You should have died long ago from all the excess, but trash like you are usually and unfairly pretty lucky. 

#FreeVenezuela

Demented Orange Assclown Encourages Violence

As if American police officers reputation is not already beyond damaged, here’s President WTF encouraging them to keep acting like assholes.

 
And few reaction:

The fact that Trump says it isn’t nearly as nauseating as the wild applause… That country is pretty fucked up!

UMMM Are U Ok?

Kids CAN do astonishing things! The AV Club has introduced the world to this brave and probably seriously injured teenager who tortured himself to help Ariana Grande with her public speaking. He made a video in which he ate a hot pepper every time Ariana said “um” in an award acceptance speech. This is amusing at first, but then it veers into torture. So, is it possible to completely burn out your taste buds so they’ll never come back? Does this child have the ability to taste anymore? 

Hopefully Ariana sees this video and realises the amount of pain the verbalisation of her thought process is causing. 

9/11 Movie?

There’s a lot of polemic regarding this movie for the obvious reasons…

The world changed after 9/11!

With a lunatic like Trump in power, selling ridiculous amounts of weapons to the Saudis (the top sponsor of terrorism and Bin Laden’s country) do we really need this film?

I understand that the new generation don’t remember or even know about 9/11, BUT… Do we need a cinematic recreation of that tragedy starring  Charlie’s fucking Sheen ???

I don’t know about you, but this is as tasteless as the circus that is the American political scene.

Tits Against Bullfighting

I love women protesters. Women are passionate when they protest. So passionate about the cause that somehow it always leads to them taking their shirt off during protests. Don’t be a jerk. Support women.

Women have been winning arguments for the longest. It’s hard for men when women play dirty.

When you realise you have two trump cards in the form of tits, you realise you can get things done. Or at the very least, get some attention drawn to your cause.

The cause that caused a group of women to disown their shirts?

Bullfighting in Spain! SOLD!!!

Yes, PETA had involvement in this, but their shirts came off. So that means things are pretty serious. Will Spain listen and value women over tradition? No! Why? Because they’re assholes. 

Get over the senseless murder of innocent bulls already HIJOS DE PUTA!!!

On the other hand, WELL DONE ladies!