Fucked Up Hijo de Puta

Legendary Argentine soccer player mess Diego Maradona showed his support for the Venezuelan government of OFFENDER Nicolas Maduro in its “fight against imperialism,” on social media early this week.

Bitch posted on Facebook, “We are Chavistas until death. And when Maduro orders, I am dressed as a soldier for a free Venezuela, to fight against the imperialism and those who want to take our flags, which is the most sacred thing we have.”

Obviously his comments were condemned by everyone with common sense, ex-teammates and legendary South American soccer players.

Maradona was one of the greatest soccer players in history, but the hero he was on the field never match his personal life. On the contrary, he was undisciplined, disrespectful and unprofessional. He had issues with drugs, alcohol and whatever other substance that exist. He was and still is a terrible father and a horrible husband.

In other words dude is fucked up in every single area of life. 

However he still have an status of “god” and still getting millions in contracts. In fact, he lives in Dubai where he lives like a king, which is why his comments are double offensive.

Someone like him living large has NO right to say a word over a kidnapped country where people die everyday fighting for its rights. Venezuelans have no food, no medicine, and no access to basic commodities.  

It’s easy to support a lazy criminal like Maduro when your family is not the one starving to death.

FUCK YOU Maradona!

You should have died long ago from all the excess, but trash like you are usually and unfairly pretty lucky. 

#FreeVenezuela

Demented Orange Assclown Encourages Violence

As if American police officers reputation is not already beyond damaged, here’s President WTF encouraging them to keep acting like assholes.

 
And few reaction:

The fact that Trump says it isn’t nearly as nauseating as the wild applause… That country is pretty fucked up!

INSECURE Men Can’t Handle Another Man Nudes

Football star Zeke Elliott just posed nude for the cover of ESPN Magazine’s annual “Body Issue”, and men are not happy about it.

This year’s issue features some of America’s best athletes, including tennis star Caroline Wozniacki, freestyle skier Gus Kenworthy and Dallas Cowboys running back Ezekiel ‘Zeke’ Elliott. But some of the men are furious about the fact that Elliott posed nude for the magazine and jumped to some insane conclusions, like calling him “homosexual”.

Though they weren’t all negative, many people commented some positive things as well. 

Its 2017, I still can’t believe how many tragic idiots are out there.

The fact that you are not comfortable with nature, the human body, your body, or capable to explore freely your sexuality, or as a matter of fact get laid more often should not be a reason to hate others. 

This is double standards at its finest.

All I see is a naked dude not showing anything but skin. And all the people who say “This is gay” are nothing but 100% insecure about their OWN sexual preference.

Man up! Grow some balls and live your life!!

Tacky Absurdity

There are many things in life that $185 will get you, but of all the things to spend your money on, I can’t think of anything better than this $185 paper clip from Prada. (sarcasm) 

Yes. That’s right. A paper clip for the bargain price of $185!!!

It’s made from sterling silver and, unlike normal boring paper clips that only hold documents together, this one holds your money, or whatever money you have left over after buying one of them. Sounds awesome, right? (more sarcasm)

Gladly I’m not the only one thinking this whole absurd is stupid, tacky and insensitive. Here’s the internet reaction:

Jokes aside, while some douchebags spend $180 on a paper clip, some people are dying of starvation.

This world is fucked!

Altered Romance

I’ve never understood who can possibly buy these, but for a romance novel to be successful, it has to be “steamy” from the moment the readers (usually horny ladies with no sense of reality) lay their eyes on it.

The covers that end up on these titillating texts, however, are often just as over-the-top as the stories they adorn, and usually feature airbrushed models in dramatically sensual poses.

When you put simple, everyday people in the same setting, it’s even harder to take it all seriously.

Photographer and photo editor Kathleen Kamphausen decided to tone it down, so she recreated some of the most passionate front covers on shelves using Average Joes instead of Fabios.

Would you still buy these “bestsellers” in a heartbeat?

 
Now THIS I’d read!!! (But not really)

Instagram Famous At Any Cost, But For FREE

Millennials treat being social media famous the way older generations treated being actually famous. I hate to be the bearer of bad news but having followers and getting likes is similar to being really good at crossfit.

Crossfitters are just really good at working out but were never really good enough to play real sports.These girls are hot enough for a guy to click like but not hot enough to be real models. 

These days, if you are a semi-popular guy you can make others do whatever you want. 

What better example of modern day capitalism is there than DJ Strategy who took his relatively marketable skill of being a DJ and turned it into a full time getting girls naked production.

His tagline ofSend Nudesis like the calling card of every fuck boy alive but unlike them he actually is getting girls to strip for him.

His images and life is the wet dream of most Tinder obsessed men.

How many ridiculous things are you capable to do just to be on someone else’s Instagram?

I personally think any guy who can convince a girl to strip only to use them as a prop for golf or baseball practice is what is helping make this generation (the Trump generation) so “great”.

Let’s be honest I’ll do anything for money, but that’s not the case here.

Facebook Live Appealing To Murderers

Giving everybody in the world their own TV channel has proven to be somewhat precarious.

You would’ve thought Facebook Live would have done one or two of the positive things it touted during various promotional videos…

Naturally, it’s become a sinkhole of humanity.

Another whack job figured he should kill somebody on Facebook Live because even today’s murderers are attention-whores.

Serial killers of years past have to be kicking themselves in Hell that they were born too early.

So, some sick bastard from Thailand (Wuttisan Wongtalay,) hung his infant daughter from a rope on Facebook Live… It’s hard to imagine anything more hideous.

The video was up on Facebook for 24 hours before removed, because when there’s a hint of a bare ass and tits they remove the content in less than 5 minutes, but when it comes to murder they take at least 24 hours.

In all fairness, they can’t prevent the mentally ill from posting awful shit. But in the world we live having an audience only enhances the insanity.

Truly, what’s the point of over exposing your life on social media?

How many apps do you need to show your lunch, your clothes and your bare skin?

Anyhow, it’s a mess out there, but the fact is: Facebook Live doesn’t kill people. People kill people!