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Tila Tequila Anti-Muslim Crusader

When missionary and Tila Tequila are in the same sentence and it means spreading her beliefs instead of her legs it’s a clear sign the world is ending.

If you’re the same age of my lovers and you don’t know her, she was a Myspace (one of the first social networks) personality before Facebook arrives, and she was a big reality attention-whore before the KarTrashians take over the world.

And yes, she’s also made in America because, of course!

Tequila isn’t too brilliant. She believes JLo is just a “Mexican with money” and in a new video she’s focused her hate on “fake Christians,” Muslims, and anyone darker than she is.

She states that since becoming a mother (YES! This deranged person is someone’s mother) she now wants to play by the rules and laws of the land, conservative style.

She’s anti-porn with two unsuccessful sex-tapes under her belt.

Muslims at least have the support of anti-discrimination laws backing them from bigots. But when you come for the removal of places like Pornhub on the internet, you’ve just made things personal. 

I’m all for a hookers and rehab, but when you become a hater because your genitals didn’t make you rich and famous you need to stfu and at least make people remember you like the hot-trashy-Asian-slut from the early 2000s.

Definitely much nicer than a lunatic hooker.

This woman is in desperate need of psychological help!

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Fucked Up Hijo de Puta

Legendary Argentine soccer player mess Diego Maradona showed his support for the Venezuelan government of OFFENDER Nicolas Maduro in its “fight against imperialism,” on social media early this week.

Bitch posted on Facebook, “We are Chavistas until death. And when Maduro orders, I am dressed as a soldier for a free Venezuela, to fight against the imperialism and those who want to take our flags, which is the most sacred thing we have.”

Obviously his comments were condemned by everyone with common sense, ex-teammates and legendary South American soccer players.

Maradona was one of the greatest soccer players in history, but the hero he was on the field never match his personal life. On the contrary, he was undisciplined, disrespectful and unprofessional. He had issues with drugs, alcohol and whatever other substance that exist. He was and still is a terrible father and a horrible husband.

In other words dude is fucked up in every single area of life. 

However he still have an status of “god” and still getting millions in contracts. In fact, he lives in Dubai where he lives like a king, which is why his comments are double offensive.

Someone like him living large has NO right to say a word over a kidnapped country where people die everyday fighting for its rights. Venezuelans have no food, no medicine, and no access to basic commodities.  

It’s easy to support a lazy criminal like Maduro when your family is not the one starving to death.

FUCK YOU Maradona!

You should have died long ago from all the excess, but trash like you are usually and unfairly pretty lucky. 

#FreeVenezuela

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Demented Orange Assclown Encourages Violence

As if American police officers reputation is not already beyond damaged, here’s President WTF encouraging them to keep acting like assholes.

 
And few reaction:

The fact that Trump says it isn’t nearly as nauseating as the wild applause… That country is pretty fucked up!

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INSECURE Men Can’t Handle Another Man Nudes

Football star Zeke Elliott just posed nude for the cover of ESPN Magazine’s annual “Body Issue”, and men are not happy about it.

This year’s issue features some of America’s best athletes, including tennis star Caroline Wozniacki, freestyle skier Gus Kenworthy and Dallas Cowboys running back Ezekiel ‘Zeke’ Elliott. But some of the men are furious about the fact that Elliott posed nude for the magazine and jumped to some insane conclusions, like calling him “homosexual”.

Though they weren’t all negative, many people commented some positive things as well. 

Its 2017, I still can’t believe how many tragic idiots are out there.

The fact that you are not comfortable with nature, the human body, your body, or capable to explore freely your sexuality, or as a matter of fact get laid more often should not be a reason to hate others. 

This is double standards at its finest.

All I see is a naked dude not showing anything but skin. And all the people who say “This is gay” are nothing but 100% insecure about their OWN sexual preference.

Man up! Grow some balls and live your life!!

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Tacky Absurdity

There are many things in life that $185 will get you, but of all the things to spend your money on, I can’t think of anything better than this $185 paper clip from Prada. (sarcasm) 

Yes. That’s right. A paper clip for the bargain price of $185!!!

It’s made from sterling silver and, unlike normal boring paper clips that only hold documents together, this one holds your money, or whatever money you have left over after buying one of them. Sounds awesome, right? (more sarcasm)

Gladly I’m not the only one thinking this whole absurd is stupid, tacky and insensitive. Here’s the internet reaction:

Jokes aside, while some douchebags spend $180 on a paper clip, some people are dying of starvation.

This world is fucked!

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Altered Romance

I’ve never understood who can possibly buy these, but for a romance novel to be successful, it has to be “steamy” from the moment the readers (usually horny ladies with no sense of reality) lay their eyes on it.

The covers that end up on these titillating texts, however, are often just as over-the-top as the stories they adorn, and usually feature airbrushed models in dramatically sensual poses.

When you put simple, everyday people in the same setting, it’s even harder to take it all seriously.

Photographer and photo editor Kathleen Kamphausen decided to tone it down, so she recreated some of the most passionate front covers on shelves using Average Joes instead of Fabios.

Would you still buy these “bestsellers” in a heartbeat?

 
Now THIS I’d read!!! (But not really)

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Instagram Famous At Any Cost, But For FREE

Millennials treat being social media famous the way older generations treated being actually famous. I hate to be the bearer of bad news but having followers and getting likes is similar to being really good at crossfit.

Crossfitters are just really good at working out but were never really good enough to play real sports.These girls are hot enough for a guy to click like but not hot enough to be real models. 

These days, if you are a semi-popular guy you can make others do whatever you want. 

What better example of modern day capitalism is there than DJ Strategy who took his relatively marketable skill of being a DJ and turned it into a full time getting girls naked production.

His tagline ofSend Nudesis like the calling card of every fuck boy alive but unlike them he actually is getting girls to strip for him.

His images and life is the wet dream of most Tinder obsessed men.

How many ridiculous things are you capable to do just to be on someone else’s Instagram?

I personally think any guy who can convince a girl to strip only to use them as a prop for golf or baseball practice is what is helping make this generation (the Trump generation) so “great”.

Let’s be honest I’ll do anything for money, but that’s not the case here.

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