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Why is this imbecile a thing?

We’ve gotten to the point now where the name Logan Paul has become more synonymous with a piece of shit than toilet paper. So it should be no great shock that he’s in trouble again for his insufferable antics.

On Monday, 22-year-turd Logan uploaded a video of himself and two friends finding two dead rats on his patio.

Logan declared: “No rat comes into my house without getting tased!” before whipping a taser from the waistband of his pants and zapping them.

He tases them again as their bodies go into the trash…

I’m not a credentialed psychiatrist, so it’s just my humble opinion that the respect a person shows for life includes how he treats the dead.

Logan Paul has 16.6 million subscribers… WTF society???? 

Dude is the reason why swallowing should be taught as an ACCEPTABLE alternative for pregnancy prevention. This one really should have been a period…

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Speaking Of Villains….

We already know that the President of the United States is an incredibly healthy stable genius who respects women and would never cheat on his wife.

And you can’t go claiming these facts are “fake news” because we learned them direct from the horse’s ass (or “rear facing mouth” if you want to be technical about it). 

Donald Trump is a beacon of good health and septuagenarian vigour, that’s why it’s so surprising to see this great man brought low by something so seemingly benign as a stiff breeze. But that’s just what happened to the leader of the free world (sorry world).

Trump takes great pride in his hair and has repeatedly insisted that he does not wear a wig… Here’s the day America lost its innocence:

Even his hair is trying to quit this bitch.

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“Miracle” Drug Saves Pat Robertson After Stroke

So… Pat Robertson almost died… 

When I was a kid, before one of my favourite TV shows, there was a dubbed short segment of The 700 Club with Pat Robertson preaching stuff… I have no idea if back in the 80s the translation was accurate or if he was less insane, but I was just a innocent child listening whatever white dude was saying.

Now as an adult I can tell Robertson (and the assorted Robertson) are nothing but cancer to society. 

He isn’t dead, so this isn’t news. But let’s take a look.

From Pat Robertson’s CBN News:

Dr. M.G. “Pat” Robertson is recovering after sustaining an embolic stroke around 12 noon Friday. A family member recognized the onset of symptoms and Dr. Robertson was rushed to the nearest stroke center.

The stroke center consulted with a neurologist/stroke specialist who quickly ordered an MRI to determine the cause of the stroke and the location of the clot. The consulting neurologist and the hospital team administered the clot-busting drug tPA approximately 80 minutes after the onset of symptoms.

Within minutes of receiving tPA, Dr. Robertson was awake and responsive and able to move all of his limbs. The neurologist declared the rapid recovery to be a “tPA miracle.”

From the Friendly Atheist:

Modern medicine working isn’t a miracle. Robertson should be grateful that he could rely on skilled doctors instead of thoughts and prayers. (In 2015, he awkwardly rationalized his way through a viewer’s question about why Christians should visit doctors if they were supposed to have faith.)

Obviously, the jokes write themselves. I’m not playing that game. But keep in mind that, a few months ago, Robertson blamed the mass shooting in Las Vegas on a lack of respect for Donald Trump and God.

Makes you wonder what the hell Robertson did that God is punishing him with a stroke. Give it until next week, I’m sure he’ll just blame the stroke on gay people.

Now, and just for fun, below a couple of news accounts from one of the times Pat Robertson celebrated “God’s stroke-wrath.”

Couldn’t they have just prayed the stroke away? God will surely punish them for using a hospital and having such little faith.

Oh science! Worst miracle EVER!! 

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Believe Me

Few days ago was the one-year anniversary of Donald Trump being inaugurated as President of the United States.

Rather than focus on the more than two thousand documented lies he has told in office, The Washington Monthly instead published an article (link here) that highlights some of Trump’s most preposterous lies and how he so often bookends these by saying one or several times “believe me.”

Some highlights:

“Because I’m going to be working for you, I’m not going to have time to go play golf. Believe me. Believe me folks.”

“And you know what else? I have great respect for women, believe me.”

“Believe me, I’ll change things. And again, we’re going to be so respected.”

“I will do everything in my power to protect our LGBTQ citizens from the violence and oppression of a hateful foreign ideology. Believe me.”

“We will not answer to donors or lobbyists or special interests, but we will serve the citizens of the United States of America, believe me.”

“The world is in trouble, but we’re going to straighten it out. OK? That’s what I do. I fix things. We’re going to straighten it out. Believe me.”

“We will terminate Obamacare and replace it, believe me, with something good.”

“I will build a great wall — and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me. I would have Mexico pay for it. Believe me, they will pay for it.”

This brings us to an easy conclusion:

When Trump says “believe me” he’s really saying I’M LYING.

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RACIST Says He’s Not A Racist

The Associated Press reports:

President Donald Trump, on the defensive in the wake of recent disparaging comments about Haiti and African nations that have revived questions about whether the leader of the world’s melting pot is a racist, declared Sunday that he is not one.

“No, No. I am not a racist,” Trump told reporters who asked for his response to those who think he is a racist.

“I am the least racist person you have ever interviewed. That I can tell you.” Trump also denied making the statements attributed to him, but avoided delving into the specifics of what he did or did not say.

Mmkay let’s see:

  • If you demand the death penalty for The Central Park Five despite clear exculpatory evidence, you ARE a racist.
  • If you call neo- Nazi murderers “good people”, you ARE a racist.
  • If you refuse to lease your properties to black and brown people, you ARE a racist.
  • If you send black and brown people back to countries they’ve never seen or know the language, while allowing Russian women stay in your properties so they can conduct the very chain migration you love to condemn when it’s “those people”, you ARE a racist.
  • If you hound and falsely accuse your predecessor of not being an American citizen because he’s black, you ARE a racist.

Seriously, why the good people has to die while this parasite still on Earth? NOT FAIR!

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Douche On The Loose

Logan Paul, one of the many douchebags that dominates Youtube for IDIOTIC reasons, failed to issue a trigger warning before exploring a woodsy area known for suicides in Aokigahara, Japan.

Logan and his crew decided to take a New Year’s Eve trip to Aokigahara for funsies. While filming there this major asshole came across the body of a man who had hanged himself in the trees. Rather than call cut and report it to the authorities, Logan decided to make the most of it…

Dude is pretty much a Kardashian!

“This is the most real vlog I’ve ever posted on this channel,” Paul said in the video. “I think this definitely marks a moment in YouTube history.”

Paul then proceeded to film closer to the body before apologising to viewers for what was “supposed to be a fun vlog.”

Here’s a cut (without the dead body) of the since removed video which shows Logan and company’s handling of the situation.

Clearly the side effects an out-of-touch generation watching a video with a title that suggests the exploration of a “suicide forest” and expecting to find Pokemons instead of suicide victims.

Being accused of misogyny and rap flow infringement by FLOBOTS were the peak of his worries until this suicide video situation. Logan was forced to issue an apology.

He has a ton of advertisers, a $200,000 vehicle, and mansion sized mortgage payments… This was a case of live by the sword, die by the sword.

The same audience on the internet that made him famous also reminded him that he wasn’t untouchable or above trigger warnings. 

However, we know what’s next… Douche is only getting more popular because, HUMANITY!

Youtube “celebrities,” Snapchat “celebrities,” Instagram “celebrities…” It’s a fucking epidemic that is desensitising our youth.

And since the audience of all those attention-whores are mostly unsupervised kids that are allowed to do whatever they want on the internet; the only way to make them go away is for the PARENTS to step in and be parents!!

The end.

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The size of his “Nuclear Button” Is Bigger Than Yours

It is TRULY time to BOYCOTT Twitter until bitch is removed.

This is NOT Presidential per Twitter’s new code of behaviour that was adapted to accommodate Trump. This is provocation. Millions of people in America and worldwide should not have to read and therefore live in constant fear of his actions.

If he is so passionate then he (the so-called President) can release a press statement or hold a press conference. This is LAZY governing of people with heavy doses of WTF!

Please just go back to playing golf, Mr. Trump. I feel safer that way.

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