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The American politicians are the gift that keeps on giving…

Some Republican homophobic douche, Aaron Schock, who repeatedly voted against the rights of gay people while in office  was spotted making out with a guy (or two) over the weekend at Coachella.

(Coachella? He’s an even bigger douchebag than I thought).

Schock is known for his support of a federal amendment to ban same-sex marriage and his support of the military’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy. 

Not to mention he recently slid out of corruption charges including filing false tax returns, mail fraud, wire fraud, submitting false reports to the FEC, false statements, and theft of government funds, defrauding the government of more than $100,000.

Yes A REAL JEWEL this motherfuker is.

Long history of it in the republican party…

You know, I just did some research on him and to be honest, I don’t know who he was fooling…. His poses, lifestyle and clothes scream I LOVE COCK to me.

It’s so unbelievably frustrating to see a man that voted against other people rights time and time again, living so freely and openly, while his voting record is responsible for so much misery in the gay American community.

He’s a Republican after all, and gays like him only know 2 things: The gym and being a whore! Never expect anything more.


Daniel Dale reports at the Toronto Star:

U.S. President Donald Trump boasted again of successfully threatening Prime Minister Justin Trudeau into NAFTA concessions, claiming that Canada wasn’t “nice” to the U.S. on trade until he intervened and “made them nice.” Trump made the comments at a Republican dinner. He seemed to believe his rambling speech was private, musing at one point about the possibility that it would “leak.” In fact, it was being filmed by the media.

“Canada’s very, very tough. You know, we love Canada. We think of the beautiful song and the ice hockey games. O Canada, isn’t it beautiful. But in the meantime they knock the hell out of us on trade, and they have been doing it for a long time, and they’re very tough, and they’re not at all nice about that situation. But we’ve made them nice. We’ve made them nice,” he said.

Here’s a piece of CANADA for all dumb jerks like him:

CANADA HATES YOU motherfucker!

(In very related news, CANADIAN MEN are HOT and FUN)

We want Obama back as much as the rest of the world.

Fuck “nice”. You impostor, piece of shit.

American politics under Trump is what I read when I need a laugh (while rolling eyes). 

Trumpty Dumpty spoke for nearly 90 minutes during Tuesday night’s State of the Union address, but if you couldn’t sit through that, here are all the highlights from the speech:

My fellow Americans,

Blah blah blah USA USA bipartisanship

Investigating my crimes is wrong



Love ICE





Women cool I guess

USA USA chanting (like Germany in 1930s)

But not if they get abortions

abortion evil

fundamentalist bullshit

Venezuela president bad

Venezuela coup good



Holocaust (checks notes) bad

America First


And congrats to Pelosi for inventing the “fuck you” clap, which has become the defining moment from his State of the Union address.

In short, the SOTU was more like the STFU!

So it’s come to this.

We all know how this is going to go.

Guthrie is going to ask Sandmann if he is a bad person, and he is going to say, “No, I’m actually a good person,” or whatever the Republican PR firm his parents hired tell him to say. She likely won’t ask, “You were this huge crowd of boys, high on your own testosterone, filled with obvious hate, who surrounded an elderly Native American veteran and taunted him with racist gestures, why in the world should anyone be sympathetic towards you?”

White teenage boys always get sympathy in America.

She likely won’t ask, “Why shouldn’t we believe what we all saw with our own eyes?” The official position now is that what we saw with our own eyes was wrong. WTF!!!

But Sandmann’s journey of lucrative victimhood is now well on its way.

This kid will literally get fucking FAME out of being a complete shit!

A Mob of Catholic high school boys wearing MAGA hats surrounded and mocked a native American elder.

Politico reports:

Rep. Deb Haaland (D-N.M.) condemned a group of young students for displaying “blatant hate, disrespect, and intolerance” in a viral video apparently taken during Friday’s Indigenous Peoples March in Washington, D.C.

“This Veteran put his life on the line for our country,” Haaland, one of the first two Native American women elected to Congress, wrote on Twitter. “The students’ display of blatant hate, disrespect, and intolerance is a signal of how common decency has decayed under this administration. Heartbreaking.”

Haaland shared the now-viral video that was reportedly taken during the march. The Twitter video surpassed more than 3.7 million views in two hours. The video shows a group of dozens of mostly young men wearing President Trump’s signature red “Make America Great Again” hats and other apparel supporting the president.


This is fucking sad and embarrassing, but when you hear those Trumpers whine and sneer at what they term “political correctness” what they are really saying is they want the freedom to abandon common decency and not be held accountable by the rest of society.

And the fact is:

At this point, America looks beyond salvation. 

Business Insider reports:

Gillette is calling on men to step it up. A new ad, called “We Believe” and lasting a minute and a half, encourages men to to change their behavior. It directly invokes the #MeToo movement in order to directly confront America’s culture of “toxic masculinity.”

“Gillette believes in the best in men; that by holding each other accountable, eliminating excuses for bad behavior, and supporting a new generation working toward their personal ‘best,’ we can deliver positive change that will matter for years to come,” Gary Coombe, president of Gillette parent Procter & Gamble’s global grooming business, said.

And as you’d expect, douchebags pro-sexual assault right wingers so-called men are screaming “boycott” and pouring into the clip’s comments on YouTube.

This is the clip:

I wondered what the hell they were so butthurt over? 

They call libs snowflakes, but no one whines more than the right does when they encounter beliefs that challenge their own…

Seriously, teaching men to treat women (and each other) with respect is not emasculating men! Insecure dumbfucks.

The Washington Post reports:

President Trump has gone to extraordinary lengths to conceal details of his conversations with Russian President Vladi­mir Putin, including on at least one occasion taking possession of the notes of his own interpreter and instructing the linguist not to discuss what had transpired with other administration officials, current and former U.S. officials said.

Trump did so after a meeting with Putin in 2017 in Hamburg that was also attended by then-Secretary of State Rex Tillerson. U.S. officials learned of Trump’s actions when a White House adviser and a senior State Department official sought information from the interpreter beyond a readout shared by Tillerson.

The constraints that Trump imposed are part of a broader pattern by the president of shielding his communications with Putin from public scrutiny and preventing even high-ranking officials in his own administration from fully knowing what he has told one of the United States’ main adversaries.

It’s a sad day when the President of the United States can’t trust his own staff to be loyal to Russia.