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Trump Is Now Calling Out The Canadian Press

The Hill reports:

President Trump blasted the news media on Friday after apparently off-the-record comments he made about Canada were leaked, calling it another example of “dishonest reporting.”

Trump’s attack on the media came only hours after The Toronto Sun reported that Trump privately said he wouldn’t compromise in regards to trade with Canada.

It is unclear how The Sun obtained Trump’s remarks in the interview. Bloomberg editor-in-chief John Micklethwait attended the interview and did not dispute the authenticity of the remarks that The Star reported.

He calls it “dishonest reporting” when his statements are accurately reported… 

But the fact is, this asshole is a president and NOTHING he say is “off the record.”

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Kanye Kardashian doesn’t care about black People

Earlier this month, Kanye West was on Jimmy Kimmel Live!  where he talked about a lot of shit. 

Most of what he said was the generic Kanye non-sensical garbage: stupid philosophical questions with no basis in reality, how amazing he is at design *barfs*  his admiration of Donald Trump *uncontrollably vomits* etc.

But Kanye was stumped when asked about Trump:

“You so famously and so powerfully said, ‘George Bush doesn’t care about black people’. It makes me wonder what makes you think that Donald Trump does, or any people at all?”

Kim’s bitch stared at the ceiling hoping for an answer. When one didn’t descend and enter his righteous mind, Jimmy moved on to commercial.

Well, Kanye finally had enough time to think of his answer (a whole month) and he was ready to talk about it on 107.5 WGCI in Chicago. However, if you’re looking for a sensible answer from Kanye West, you are looking in the wrong place.

Kanye Kardashian said this about Trump:

“I feel that [Trump] cares about the way black people feel about him, and he would like for black people to like him like they did when he was cool in the rap songs and all this.”

Kanye continued by suggesting that Trump will “do the things that are necessary” to support the black community because:

“…he’s got an ego like all the rest of us, and he wants to be the greatest president, and he knows that he can’t be the greatest president without the acceptance of the black community.”

Realistically he can’t be the greatest president for a few reasons, just off the top of my head: the whole Mexicans are rapists thing, the “Grab em by the pussy” thing, that whole children separation thing, calling Omarosa a dog… IDK maybe I’m missing a few…

I guess no one has explained to Kanye that nobody on this planet except for Narcissus has the same kind of ego as he or Donald Trump because they’re pretty much are twins in delusion.

In fact, has anyone done any studies on how many brain cells a human loses when reading a Kanye or Trump tweet?

I also need to know where Kanye is getting his political information because he seems to think that he has some kind of perspective or insight into these topics?

He probably just follows that Blacks For Trump guy on Twitter.

Anyway, I don’t get why people keep asking Kanye about anything?

Dude needs intensive therapy and not interviews. But I guess Americans can’t recognise mentally deranged individuals. 

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Truth isn’t truth…

Sorry for the lack of updates, I’ve been a bit busy… Anyhow, let’s catch up.

So last Sunday Rudy Giuliani, speaking as a lawyer clown for Donald Trump, told “Truth isn’t truth,”to Chuck Todd on NBC’s “Meet the Press.”

Bitch said: 

“When you tell me that, you know, he should testify because he’s going to tell the truth and he shouldn’t worry, well that’s so silly because it’s somebody’s version of the truth. Not the truth,” Giuliani told Todd. “Truth is truth,” Todd responded. “No, it isn’t truth,” Giuliani said. “Truth isn’t truth.”

So this clown is intentionally trying to create some new world of relative factuality?

Wednesday isn’t Wednesday. The sky is not blue. Water isn’t wet. 

“Truth isn’t truth” fits nicely in the same solar system as alternative facts.

As truth is not truth. Horizontal stripes ARE slimming.

You know, I’ve been watching episodes of Tiny Toon Adventures just to find some sanity.

This shit is insane, the Trump administration job is to confuse the fragile minds.

Can they just go away?

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Can he die Instead?

Politico reports:

Speaking at a rally in Pennsylvania on Thursday, Trump claimed he had actually arrived 15 minutes early for his meeting with the “incredible” queen, slamming the “fake, fake, disgusting news” media reports that noted he had been the one who was late.

The president’s visit to Britain was broadcast live on television, including footage of the 92-year-old queen waiting for Trump for 12 minutes and looking at her watch.

“I landed and I’m on the ground and I’m waiting with the king’s and the queen’s guards,” Trump told his supporters. “I’m waiting. I was about 15 minutes early and I’m waiting with my wife and that’s fine. Hey, it’s the queen, right? We can wait. But I’m a little early.”

WTF?!!!! Does he really think the whole world is as idiotic as his supporters? LIES, LIES, LIES, and more LIES are all we hear time after time and time again.

He was fucking late to meet the Queen and the whole world saw it LIVE!

I’m really exhausted of him, he’s an embarrassment. I have no idea why he still President.

So he said: “I landed and I’m on the ground and I’m waiting with the king’s and the queen’s guard. 

Just one example of how fucking stupid and ignorant he is, the Queen’s husband is NOT THE KING. Yup! The American President.

Why is always the wrong people the one dying?

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Inside The Dark, Violent, Misogynistic World Of Incels

The Huffington Post has published a fascinating/horrifying deep dive into the violent, misogynistic world of so-called Incels, men who say they are “involuntarily celibate” because women won’t have sex with them due to their looks…

Here’s the opening:

It’s late on a Friday, and hundreds of men are browsing the forum Lookism.net. A new member logs on and posts two photos showing the lower half of his face. “What surgeries/implants are needed to fix this?” he asks. “As you can see I have a recessed jaw/chin.”

The replies come swiftly: “It’s not just your chin. Your upper lip is retruded as well. Orthognathic surgery if you can afford it. Chin implant or [genioplasty] if you can’t. You should also look at jaw angle implants,” someone responds. “Start saving.”

It’s a typical exchange on the message board, where new posts continue to pop up throughout the night with men asking other men for physical evaluation and advice.

You’ll want to read the full piece, which includes a list of recent terror attacks committed by self-proclaimed incels. According to the article, incels are hoping that this week’s attack in Toronto was committed by one of their own.


Let me tell you something… It’s NOT THE WAY YOU LOOK the problem!!

ASSHOLES DON’T GE LAID, unless you’re a rich asshole.

In contrast, acting like a human being it’s always appealing.

Ignorance+ Assholism = INCEL

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Russian State TV: Trump Smells Like A Kremlin Agent

Every single news coming from our American neighbours are about mass shootings, racial issues and Trump’s lies/rudeness/assorted WTF’s.

It’s been ages since I posted anything positive about the United Sates. The last time I praised anything from there was my American fuckfriend’s penis. But other than that nothing much.

Since Trump is (still) in power (for reasons I don’t understand) that country is going South.

During Bush the image of The United States was really bad, but with Trump is ten times worse! To the point that relations between America and Canada (Canada = the most chill country ever) is on a tightrope.

I tried to avoid blogging about the Orange menace, but sometimes is not possible…

Julia Davis writes for the Washington Post:

Russian state media are hard at work, praising Putin’s strategy that is finally paying off. That is not surprising, as the state media in Russia are fully controlled by the government. Positions conveyed by the Kremlin’s bullhorns reflect only what is considered permissible by the state. On Russian state television, criticism of Putin is unheard of, and mildly dissenting views are allowed mostly so they can be mocked. Government-controlled propaganda, combined with fear of retribution, secure consistently high approval ratings for the seemingly irreplaceable Russian leader. Putin is always portrayed as a masterful chess player whose every move is pure genius.

What’s that old saying? “If it quacks like a Kremlin agent and smells like a Kremlin agent . . . “

Anyhow, below some brutal Memes trolling President Shitler after his ‘disgraceful performance’ when meeting the real boss…

Although the internet makes everything better, the reality is sad and very dangerous.

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This Lying Bitch…

The Hill reports:

President Trump fired back at Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau on Friday after Trudeau called Thursday’s implementation of U.S. tariffs on steel and aluminum an affront to Canadian soldiers who died serving alongside their U.S. compatriots.

Trump accused Canada’s government of treating U.S. agricultural interests “very poorly” in a tweet, adding that the country was “highly restrictive on trade.”

Trump’s statement on Canada’s surplus with the U.S. is inaccurate (read: A LIE,) as the Office of the U.S. Trade Representative stated in March that the U.S. has an overall trade surplus with Canada.

It’s anyone actually surprised by his lies??? 

Trudeau’s reply to the egomaniacal orange lying bitch should be two words, and two words only: “Fuddle-duddle”

Canadian for FUCK OFF!

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