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Daniel Dale reports at the Toronto Star:

U.S. President Donald Trump boasted again of successfully threatening Prime Minister Justin Trudeau into NAFTA concessions, claiming that Canada wasn’t “nice” to the U.S. on trade until he intervened and “made them nice.” Trump made the comments at a Republican dinner. He seemed to believe his rambling speech was private, musing at one point about the possibility that it would “leak.” In fact, it was being filmed by the media.

“Canada’s very, very tough. You know, we love Canada. We think of the beautiful song and the ice hockey games. O Canada, isn’t it beautiful. But in the meantime they knock the hell out of us on trade, and they have been doing it for a long time, and they’re very tough, and they’re not at all nice about that situation. But we’ve made them nice. We’ve made them nice,” he said.

Here’s a piece of CANADA for all dumb jerks like him:

CANADA HATES YOU motherfucker!

(In very related news, CANADIAN MEN are HOT and FUN)

We want Obama back as much as the rest of the world.

Fuck “nice”. You impostor, piece of shit.


From the Hollywood Reporter:

Asked whether she believes Wade Robson and James Safechuck, who accused Jackson of sexually abusing them for a number of years when they were children, Streisand replied, “Oh absolutely. That was too painful.” The singer and actress went on to describe Jackson as “very sweet, very childlike” when she met him a couple of times in person.

Considering the documentary’s depiction of Jackson, she said, “His sexual needs were his sexual needs, coming from whatever childhood he has or whatever DNA he has. You can say ‘molested’, but those children, as you heard say, they were thrilled to be there. They both married and they both have children, so it didn’t kill them.”

It didn’t kill them it only destroyed them from the inside out. And his ‘sexual needs’ were paedophilia, a crime and a horrific one at that!

Da fuck Barbra?! 

PETA has once again found itself on the wrong side of public opinion after sparking a huge backlash from its tweets criticising the late Steve Irwin, a much-loved TV presenter and conservationist who passed away in 2006.

The animal rights group decided to go on the attack on what would’ve been Irwin’s 57th birthday, after Google decided to honour his memory with one of their ‘doodles.’

However, PETA, with their usual smug, contrarian and joy-killing attitude, was having none of it. 

Needless to say, people were far from impressed. While there may be a glimmer of a point in PETA’s controversial statement, Irwin did, of course, dramatise his show by getting quite physical with animals at times, his fans were quick to point out the hypocrisy of PETA.

Some highlighted the high rate of euthanasia use in their shelters and their lack of tangible conservation efforts; Irwin and his family founded and maintain a large conservation sanctuary, contributing to the protection and rehabilitation of thousands of animals, while PETA seems to spend more and more time creating divisive and controversial ‘awareness’ campaigns.

Is PETA taken seriously by anyone these days…?

Steve Irwin was a great human being. Period.

Any remaining doubt that most of the world, particularly the allies in Europe, view the Trump administration as a global embarrassment of extreme idiocy were laid to rest this weekend at the Munich Security Conference.

As Politico noted, the 55-year-old conference is supposed to be a demonstration of transatlantic solidarity on security matters dating back to the Cold War collaboration between Western allies. Under the Trump administration, however, the U.S. has become a tone-deaf symbol of nepotism and extremism in the eyes of European leaders, and it’s hard not to believe that this is exactly what Vladimir Putin wanted.

This weekend, at the security conference, American Vice President Pence was repeatedly given the silent treatment during an asinine keynote speech aimed more at Donald Trump than at his European colleagues in the audience.

As Politico noted, Pence concluded the speech, which followed a much better one by German Chancellor Angela Merkel, with the words “God Bless the United States of America.”

Serious? Maybe he didn’t realise he was in EUROPE or something.

Pence thought he’d get a round of applause when he said, “I bring greetings from the 45th president of the United States of America, President Donald Trump.” Instead, he got crickets.

Merkel, on the other hand, drew a standing ovation when speaking just before Pence. The German leader unmistakably criticised the Trump administration while Ivanka Trump sat in the audience expressing her disapproval.

In short, those American maniacs got a dose of reality.

However, deny them entry to Europe would have been what they deserve!

Black History Month got off to a great start when we all heard the racist tale of yore of how Liam Neeson once reacted to the rape of a close friend by walking the streets hoping that some random black man would mess with him so he could kill that random black man as an act of revenge against his friend’s rapist (who she said was black).

Liam said he is not a racist now, and wasn’t racist then.

He said that he hopes him sharing that disturbing mess will open up more discussions about bigotry…

Well, If you tell a messy disturbing story about wanting to kill a random black guy out of revenge for something that had nothing to do with you (to promote a stupid fucking movie), then say, “but I’m not racist”, you’re probably a racist.

Also, for whoever doesn’t have it clear, revenge only works if you get the ACTUAL GUY. Not a random person.

Anyway the Taken saga was fun, but racism not so much.

In short, a man who is famous for being in movies where the main character is hell-bent on violent revenge, is ACTUALLY a person who is hell-bent on violent revenge.

Colour. Me. Shook.

American politics under Trump is what I read when I need a laugh (while rolling eyes). 

Trumpty Dumpty spoke for nearly 90 minutes during Tuesday night’s State of the Union address, but if you couldn’t sit through that, here are all the highlights from the speech:

My fellow Americans,

Blah blah blah USA USA bipartisanship

Investigating my crimes is wrong



Love ICE





Women cool I guess

USA USA chanting (like Germany in 1930s)

But not if they get abortions

abortion evil

fundamentalist bullshit

Venezuela president bad

Venezuela coup good



Holocaust (checks notes) bad

America First


And congrats to Pelosi for inventing the “fuck you” clap, which has become the defining moment from his State of the Union address.

In short, the SOTU was more like the STFU!

Yahoo News reports:

Conservative firebrand Ann Coulter called President Trump “lazy and incompetent” and a “lunatic” and warned that he could face a Republican primary challenger from the right if he doesn’t fulfill his promise to build a wall across the Mexican border.

“We put this lunatic in the White House for one reason,” said Coulter in an interview on the Yahoo News podcast Skullduggery.

Coulter even suggested a possible “terrific” primary challenger to the president — Rep. Mo Brooks, R-Ala., who recently charged that Democratic leaders in Congress have “American blood” on their hands for refusing to fund the wall. Brooks’s office did not respond to a request for comment.

But he’s your lazy, incompetent Lunatic.

You made him. You own him.

This is on you and the other Reichwing rats.