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Notorious Ex-Gay “Therapist” Outed

Wayne Besen reports at Truth Wins Out:

Norman Goldwasser, by day, is an Orthodox Jewish therapist at Horizon Psychological Services who compares homosexuality to Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and misleads clients by claiming that their sexual orientation can be changed with his special brand of quack therapy, which is rejected by every respected medical and mental health association.

By night, an undercover investigation by Truth Wins Out has found, he solicits sexual partners on Manhunt, a gay dating App, using the profile “Hotnhairy72.”

During our operation, Goldwasser, going by the pseudonym “Dave”, offered to meet for sex with our operative, “Brandon,” at a Fort Lauderdale motel room. Goldwasser also had a profile on Bear Nation by the same name.

This latest scandal comes as the new movie Boy Erased (Starring Lucas Hedges, Nicole Kidman, and Russell Crowe) has brought a renewed spotlight to the issue of the harm caused by “ex-gay” programs.

So, this bastard made his living torturing LGBT kids for feeling attraction to the same-sex, while he gets dick after ruining their life?

How many of his patients attempted or committed suicide?

This is the typical “homophobic” shitfuck that needs to burn in hell!

Same as all those homophobic politicians trying to take away LGBT people’s right while paying male escorts on the side. Or whoever spreading hate.

To this guy and all those insecure hateful bastards, FUCK YOU!

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Satanists Are Suing Netflix

Netflix’s The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina is getting sued by The Satanic Temple.

Are they suing them because we really did not need a remake of another beloved 90s show just with a dark twist?

No. They’re suing them for using their copyrighted monument design and also misrepresenting the deity as “something evil”. Satanists suing for suggesting Satan is evil? Hmm…

A bit late for that, methinks.

The Cut is reporting that The Satanic Temple’s co-founder Lucien Greaves sent out a tweet about The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina being total trash and that they would be calling their lawyers:

The legal specifics have not been reported, but Lucien wants Netflix to remove the statue from their show, also confirming that the Satanists lawyers (which they probably have a ton of… get it? Because lawyers go to Hell?) have sent a letter to Netflix telling them to cease and desist.

The Satanic Temple co-founder, Malcom Jarry also chimed in, saying: “If a resolution cannot be worked out, we will take aggressive actions to protect our copyright.”


I swear that whole country has gone NUTS, just friggin nuts!

As for the Satanists I would have thought they would have done some sinister/evil shit instead of calling their lawyers?

Those fools at Netflix should have really thought twice before messing with Satan.

That’s right, honey! This ain’t no game! Even Satan wants his 10%.

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Her Face

She’s been looking like a cheap sex doll for years but now she poses like one?

Also whatever she’s doing to her face is making her look more manly than Caitlyn, and that’s saying a lot. I truly I don’t know why she bothers with any photos. A simple google search will show close-ups of her vulva and gifs of her giving a blow job.

Anyway, her picture is not as dumb as the stuff she said in the magazine. 

I seek solace in the facts no one (with a brain) watches her show and buys the drivel she spews anymore, and that she and her klan keep grasping for relevancy as the Royal Family continue to steal their thunder.

Anyhow, sorry for ruining your morning and forcing you to look the right porno to forget the awfulness that is whatever pictured above.

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Neon Mess

Just like that Saint George statue and, of course, the legendary fucked-up beauty Ecce Homo, a statue in Spain has gotten a glamorous makeover and was taken from “bland basic bitches” to stunningly gorgeous cholita ravers.

The artist responsible for splattering layers of neon charisma and beauty onto Mary, Jesus, and St. Anne is María Luisa Menéndez, a tobacco shop owner in the teeny tiny village of El Rañadorio in northwestern Spain.

The 15th century statues live in a shrine in the village’s chapel. They were professionally restored 15 years ago, but The Guardian says that María Luisa felt like they needed a fresh summer look and got permission from the parish priest to do it.

So Salvador Dali’s long-lost cousin pulled out the finest paints money can buy (read: cheap ass preschool paints) and spent 18 hours a day for three years (read: probably 15 minutes total) painstakingly glamour-ing Mary, Jesus, and St. Anne.

Mary, Jesus, and St. Anne are probably up in heaven right now, touching up their exquisite brows with a Sharpie while saying, “FINALLY, somebody captured us in our true form!”

But jokes aside, when I found the article online I thought it was about some plastic nativity from the 80s, not realising it was a WOODEN statue from 600 years ago!

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Why is this moron Relevant?

Kuntye Kardashain is now known as “YE” and his name change was but one of several Kanye incidents of his signature egomania last week that culminated in a Yeezus showcase on the season premiere of SNL.

Everything seemed to be going pretty okay for him until he lost control of the narrative, and by narrative, I mean his mind. He concluded with a dumb pro-Trump rant and a tweet that educated people condemned.

Whenever you think he can’t sink any lower…

Alright Kuntye, how about you be the first slave? Fucking idiot.

Society needs to stop making stupid people famous.

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Mother defends child from crazy crack addict

Lindsay Lohan did a crazy 10-minute long video on Instagram Live of herself in Moscow where she chatted up a homeless family, offered them a free night in a hotel, and then snapped and accused them (in both English and fake Arabic?) of trafficking their children. And then she tried to grab the kids away!

The mom wasn’t having it and removed Lohan from her sight (much like Hollywood did). Except she used her fists. 

Fun fact about the Arabic that Lindsay Lohan is employing: Twitter user Abdi helpfully informs us that the words Lohan is speaking came straight from the back cover of Rosetta Stone: Broken Arabic.

Usually I would say to get someone help but how many chances has she had? How many people have tried to help her? Just lock her up before she hurts someone.

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Stormy Daniels Just Had To Go And Ruin Mario Kart For Everyone

“Mario Kart” has been trending all day today, and at first I figured it was because there’s a new game, or it’s the anniversary of that shit, or maybe Super Mario was killed off in a tragic kart accident.

It’s a billion times worse than the last one. 

Stormy has already said that her one-time fuck of terror with Trump lasted less than two minutes, but not she got more graphic…

The Guardian published an excerpt from Stormy’s new book Full Disclosure where she says that Trump doesn’t exactly have a Triple I-Y dick (an “Is It In Yet?” dick), but that he’s not as hung as his ego and it felt like a losing game of Mario Kart was being played in her pussy when he boned her.

She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small”.

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…

Stormy Daniels is an enemy of my teenage years for this!

Not only did she ruin Mario Kart for everyone, but the next time I’m at a Chinese restaurant and my plate of delicious pan-fried noodles arrives, I’m going to look at the fried noodles and the tiny wet mushrooms and think of Trump’s Yeti pubes and dick.

And then I’m going to have to ask for a box. No, not to take my food home, but to barf into.

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