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HBO’s Chernobyl  has sparked interest in the nuclear power plant disaster and the ghost town it created. And of course, that newfound attention has brought out attention whores who will shamelessly use a tragedy as an opportunity to show their ass in more ways that one.

Influencers are using the site of Chernobyl as a backdrop to display their sexiness. Next up: topless oxygen mask photo shoots at the 9/11 museum!

As a child who grew terrified of Chernobyl I can’t wrap my head around this. I don’t know what the air quality is like now but I remember thinking you breathed it in the 80’s or 90’s you would grow an extra eye (like the fish from the Simpsons).

Chernobyl was a horror.

The idea that people now think it’s cool to show their toned butts while wearing hazmat suit is…confusing.

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Influencers, listen, there are so many ways to show your asses but please for the love of everything holy if you are in a hazmat suit on a tragic historical site, don’t show your ass. Even if you think it will cheer up the place. Even is your thong matches the hazmat suit. Just leave that hazmat suit zipped and keep it moving.

This foolery got back to show creator Craig Mazin and he sent out a tweet asking people to stop the madness.

The selfish generation. It is all about “me” and any attention.

But truly, can’t we just encourage them to MOVE to Chernobyl long term? I feel like this is a win/win situation here…

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Sorry for the lack of updates, blame my job… It’s truly exhausting.

Wednesday I was sleeping by 8 PM… I think is the first time in my life that I sleep so early. Gone are the days of insomnia, those when I use to go sleep at 2 or 3 AM and get up at 5 AM.

Anyway, I’ve never blogged so much about politics but those Americans give the world no rest with their jaw-dropping incoherence.

Few days ago Trump said he’s a “young vibrant man…” Yesterday the other EMBARRASSMENT (Barr) was grilled by the senate panel for LYING in order to protect his criminal boss (Trump).

There was ANOTHER  mass shooting.

And also Florida’s passed a bill ALLOWING teachers to carry GUNS in the classroom… Like… WTF is going on in that country???

Here’s Kamala Harris mopping the floor with Barr.

And also nailing him, senator Mazie Hirono.

Reuters reports:

Florida’s legislature on Wednesday passed a bill allowing teachers to carry guns in the classroom, expanding a program launched after the deadly high school shooting in Parkland with the aim of preventing another such massacre.

Florida’s House of Representatives voted 65 to 47 to pass the bill after hours of debate over two days in which the Republican majority thwarted Democratic efforts to amend, stall or kill the measure. Florida’s Senate approved it 22 to 17 last week.

Republican Governor Ron DeSantis is expected to sign the bill into law, enabling school districts wishing to take part in the voluntary Guardian program to arm those teachers who pass a 144-hour training course.

WHAT A FUCKING MESS!!

I give it a month before some teacher’s gun goes missing.

The United States is light years far behind Canada as a society.

That’s all I got to say.

Seen on the picture dressed like a child beauty pageant queen about to do a dance performance of the Dixie Chicks’ White Trash Wedding, Madonna has queefed out Medellin, the first single off her new album Madame X.

Madge has taken a much-needed break from terrorising the corneas of her Instagram followers with beyond filtered selfies from creepy HELL and has been using her social media pages to tease her new album and new song with my ex-husband Maluma.

The beginning starts with some whispery cha cha chas and Madonna letting us know that she auto-tuned her voice more than she filters her Instagram selfies, and then it’s just 5 minutes of an intro.

I kept waiting for the damn song to start. I thought I was going to get the sequel to La Isla Bonita and instead I got La Isla BOREnita.

Dear Madge,
It’s okay to retire from making new music, and just perform your hits and classics at a Vegas Show. You know, the shit people actually want to hear and remember you by.

Sincerely,
All your original fans.

CBS News reports:

“Empire” actor Jussie Smollett is in custody to face charges of making a false police report when he said he was attacked in downtown Chicago late last month by two men who hurled racist and anti-gay slurs and looped a rope around his neck, police said. Police spokesperson Anthony Guglielmi said prosecutors charged Smollett with felony disorderly conduct, an offense that could bring one to three years in prison and force the actor to pay for the cost of the investigation into his report of a Jan. 29 beating.

Former Cook County prosecutor Andrew Weisberg said judges rarely throw defendants in prison for making false reports, opting instead to place them on probation, particularly if they have no prior criminal record. Smollett has a record – one that concerns giving false information to police when he was pulled over on suspicion of driving under the influence. According to records, he was also charged with false impersonation and driving without a license.

To be honest I had never heard of him until this.

My first impression was that he was really attractive. Sounds like he was talented too. But then this… And my biggest problem with THIS is he just made it harder for actual victims to be believed, and homophobic and haters to think they’re right.

Thanks for nothing, asshole!

I wonder how many people on set had to resist the urge to pluck those pills off of Hailey’s dress, because they needed something to make them forget these two are going to be on the cover of Vogue?

Not that Vogue is relevant anymore.

Now, how are these two only 24 and 22?

Well, he actually looks like a teen lesbian with a shaved head, and all I see when I look at her is Stephen Baldwin in a dress.

Anyway, with this cover we have recorded proof of the exact second Vogue’s last shred of credibility finally dried up and floated away.

Brand whores rejoice! Think you can’t be a fashion icon AND have yellow pit stains and a coffee/soup melange up and down the front of your crisp white tee? Think again!

You can walk around with a clean white t-shirt for a minimum of 10 minutes before somebody walking by with a greasy croissant looks at you funny, while representing one of Italy’s most elite brands.

On Farfetch, is a Hanes Beefy-T with a small Prada logo sewed onto it for the prohibitive price $410, guaranteeing you will be one of a very select group of assholes who own the new Prada logo piqué T-shirt. Go ahead, treat yourself!

This so unique, so exclusive, so elite, so influencer, that it’s worth every penny… Seriously, anything more than $25 for a shirt is obscene.

Happy Friday hookers!

Turd-brained YouTube creep Logan Paul has never been the person to go to when trying to define the word “appropriate.” 

This is the hammerhead who tried to bring the lulz by posting footage of what was reportedly a suicide victim’s corpse that his rich, stupid ass stumbled upon in Japan’s Aokigahara forest. Which is why it’s unsurprising that he thought it would be hilarious to make a New Year’s resolution to “go gay for just one month”on a recent episode of his podcast Impaulsive. (CLEVER.)

Equally unsurprising is that some folks were irritated by this.

In the episode, Paul and his co-host Mike Majlak joked about following one New Year’s resolution per month. Via US Weekly:

“What is it, Male-Only March?” Paul said. “We’re gonna attempt to go gay for just one month.”

“For one month, and then swing … and then go back,” Majlak clarified.

Later, bitch “apologised” looking some more publicity for his podcast:

By doing this he’s pretty much saying homosexuality is a choice… What a backward way of thinking. This is the same clown who was also recently criticised for tasering dead rats.

Hey Logan, try not being a douche for a month. Bet you can’t. Then you’ll understand it’s who you are and not simply a choice.

BTW you’re not fooling anyone with that cotton candy textured Bieberesque comb-over, baldilocks.