If you ever happen to see a rainbow in the sky, blast a Carly Rae Jepsen song from your car, pull out a telescope and prepare for your b-hole to pucker until it falls off as you look closely at that rainbow and see this vision of prism sparkliness slide down while pulling wig after wig off of his head.
Mark Kanemura is a dancer, an Instagram THOT and the big gay child of a Care Bear and Rainbow Brite who is making the internet a glamorously gayer place in honor of Pride Month by sending shards of glitter into the eyes of his followers with video after video of him dropping that ass so low Hell shook!
WARNING: If you’re wearing a shirt you like and don’t want to mess it up, you’ll want to take it off, because your nipples will squirt out glitter nectar while getting into all the Pride that Mark lays down in what looks like an IKEA showroom.
Since Richard Simmons is currently retired from causing our eyeballs to explode into clouds of sequins from taking in his infectious happiness, someone’s got to do it and it might as well be this gay superhero who is so fabulous that he snatches his own wig.
And for those who care… Happy Pride Month!