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Randy Rainbow is back with a take on Trump’s emergency declaration via Madge’s 1984 breakout hit, Borderline.

When their nightmare is over, Randy needs to turn all of these into an entire Broadway show. BRAVA!


My job keeps me away from the world way too much and I just found out that Karl Lagerfeld, one of the most prolific and influential fashion designers in history, died tuesday morning in Paris. He was 85.

There are some things we just know are going to stay on this earth forever, like pollution, stds, Betty White, and up until this morning, Karl Lagerfeld. 

I grew up loving fashion, and the 90’s and early 2000’s were amazing. Mugler, Gaultier, Miyake, McQueen and of course Legerfeld were part of those memories.

Late in life when he got skinny he also became a cunt, spitting venom left and right, but his hate was kinda fun. Karl didn’t only make a major mark on fashion, he made a major mark on messiness too.

Kunty Karl has long been known for the nuggets of foolery that effortlessly fell out of his mouth.

Here’s some other pure Kunty Karl quotes:

On short men: “The worst is ugly short men. Women can be short, but for men it is impossible. It is something that they will not forgive in life – to be born short. I have never been friends with a short man in my life. Don’t trust them; they are mean, and they want to kill you.”

On tattoos: “I think tattoos are horrible. It’s like living in a Pucci dress full-time. If you’re young and tight, maybe it’s OK, but…”

On ugly people:  “I hate ugly people. Very depressing.”

On Russian men: “If I was a woman in Russia I would be a lesbian, as the men are very ugly. There are a few handsome ones, like Naomi Campbell’s boyfriend, but there you see the most beautiful women and the most horrible men.”

On sweatpants: “Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought some sweatpants.”

Oh Karl, that quote on sweatpants is SOOOO TRUE!

On the other hand, I hope you don’t reincarnate as a pair of sweatpants sold at Wal-Mart, to be bought and worn by a tattooed short fatty who will never wash them but… Karma is a bitch. 

Jokes aside, Karl Lagerfeld was a superstar!

Even PornHub paid homage to him:

Rest In Fabulousness Karl!

And condolences to Choupette, his cat (and only soul he ever loved).

Maher has the gift to make their tragedy fun.

American politics under Trump is what I read when I need a laugh (while rolling eyes). 

Trumpty Dumpty spoke for nearly 90 minutes during Tuesday night’s State of the Union address, but if you couldn’t sit through that, here are all the highlights from the speech:

My fellow Americans,

Blah blah blah USA USA bipartisanship

Investigating my crimes is wrong



Love ICE





Women cool I guess

USA USA chanting (like Germany in 1930s)

But not if they get abortions

abortion evil

fundamentalist bullshit

Venezuela president bad

Venezuela coup good



Holocaust (checks notes) bad

America First


And congrats to Pelosi for inventing the “fuck you” clap, which has become the defining moment from his State of the Union address.

In short, the SOTU was more like the STFU!

I’m a pig in bed, but this is not my year.

It’s actually the Lunar New Year and this, the Year of the Pig! The illustration above is by the excellent artist Silverjow.

As every year, as for the last 17 years, I received a message from Hubby (one of exes) and also from Bunny (another ex). Both of Asian background, and two of my longest relationships.

The pig is believed to be a symbol of optimism, enthusiasm and hard work. I can get behind that.


The world marked International Holocaust Remembrance Day on Sunday amid a revival of hate-inspired violence and signs that younger generations know less and less about the genocide of Jews, Roma and others by Nazi Germany during World War II.

74 years ago, the Auschwitz death camp in Poland was liberated.

Six million Jews were murdered at the hands of the Nazi’s between 1941 to 1945.

It’s hard to believe that in 2019 Nazi bastards still exist.

And to the few survivors left now, I hope their lives are blessed.

So it’s come to this.

We all know how this is going to go.

Guthrie is going to ask Sandmann if he is a bad person, and he is going to say, “No, I’m actually a good person,” or whatever the Republican PR firm his parents hired tell him to say. She likely won’t ask, “You were this huge crowd of boys, high on your own testosterone, filled with obvious hate, who surrounded an elderly Native American veteran and taunted him with racist gestures, why in the world should anyone be sympathetic towards you?”

White teenage boys always get sympathy in America.

She likely won’t ask, “Why shouldn’t we believe what we all saw with our own eyes?” The official position now is that what we saw with our own eyes was wrong. WTF!!!

But Sandmann’s journey of lucrative victimhood is now well on its way.

This kid will literally get fucking FAME out of being a complete shit!