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Believe Me

Few days ago was the one-year anniversary of Donald Trump being inaugurated as President of the United States.

Rather than focus on the more than two thousand documented lies he has told in office, The Washington Monthly instead published an article (link here) that highlights some of Trump’s most preposterous lies and how he so often bookends these by saying one or several times “believe me.”

Some highlights:

“Because I’m going to be working for you, I’m not going to have time to go play golf. Believe me. Believe me folks.”

“And you know what else? I have great respect for women, believe me.”

“Believe me, I’ll change things. And again, we’re going to be so respected.”

“I will do everything in my power to protect our LGBTQ citizens from the violence and oppression of a hateful foreign ideology. Believe me.”

“We will not answer to donors or lobbyists or special interests, but we will serve the citizens of the United States of America, believe me.”

“The world is in trouble, but we’re going to straighten it out. OK? That’s what I do. I fix things. We’re going to straighten it out. Believe me.”

“We will terminate Obamacare and replace it, believe me, with something good.”

“I will build a great wall — and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me. I would have Mexico pay for it. Believe me, they will pay for it.”

This brings us to an easy conclusion:

When Trump says “believe me” he’s really saying I’M LYING.

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FYI

I’m back!  I’m working this weekend, it’s Saturday and I’m not fornicating tonight. I had enough the two previous nights, until tomorrow again that I’m seeing Gabriel.

Now, depending on what happens tomorrow I may take a break.

I don’t regret all the sex I had but all of the sudden my brain is working again and is telling me to moderate.

In part due to some serious men wanting more than fucking me.

In part after seen Xavier, because every time I see any of my exes the reflection in their eyes remind me of the “better” person I was when they were around.

But, that’s not the subject of this post…

Today I got several notifications from WordPress informing me of someone leaving lots of comments. Reading them, I felt this “person” was doubting and criticising the content.

Since I’m a very straight forward old creature, with tolerance zero for assholes and negativity, I have the need to make something very clear:

NOBODY IS FORCING YOU TO READ MY SHIT!

This blog is a public diary of my life based on things I have experienced. From great relationships to volcanic flings, from assorted social ineptitude to remarkable behaviour.

You’re entitle to think of me whatever makes you feel better.

And I’m entitle to write whatever the hell I want. IT’S A FREE COUNTRY!

I assume who I am and deal with myself, but I can’t deal with other people insecurities and personal issues.

I’m not responsible for the traumas you may have, I am only responsible of my own harm because that’s what a decent human being does. He fucked up himself but not the rest.

That said, whoever comments on my blog just to throw negativity at me, well, you got my  attention for 15 seconds so feel lucky but please die!

Nothing personal, FYI only.

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Douche On The Loose

Logan Paul, one of the many douchebags that dominates Youtube for IDIOTIC reasons, failed to issue a trigger warning before exploring a woodsy area known for suicides in Aokigahara, Japan.

Logan and his crew decided to take a New Year’s Eve trip to Aokigahara for funsies. While filming there this major asshole came across the body of a man who had hanged himself in the trees. Rather than call cut and report it to the authorities, Logan decided to make the most of it…

Dude is pretty much a Kardashian!

“This is the most real vlog I’ve ever posted on this channel,” Paul said in the video. “I think this definitely marks a moment in YouTube history.”

Paul then proceeded to film closer to the body before apologising to viewers for what was “supposed to be a fun vlog.”

Here’s a cut (without the dead body) of the since removed video which shows Logan and company’s handling of the situation.

Clearly the side effects an out-of-touch generation watching a video with a title that suggests the exploration of a “suicide forest” and expecting to find Pokemons instead of suicide victims.

Being accused of misogyny and rap flow infringement by FLOBOTS were the peak of his worries until this suicide video situation. Logan was forced to issue an apology.

He has a ton of advertisers, a $200,000 vehicle, and mansion sized mortgage payments… This was a case of live by the sword, die by the sword.

The same audience on the internet that made him famous also reminded him that he wasn’t untouchable or above trigger warnings. 

However, we know what’s next… Douche is only getting more popular because, HUMANITY!

Youtube “celebrities,” Snapchat “celebrities,” Instagram “celebrities…” It’s a fucking epidemic that is desensitising our youth.

And since the audience of all those attention-whores are mostly unsupervised kids that are allowed to do whatever they want on the internet; the only way to make them go away is for the PARENTS to step in and be parents!!

The end.

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You must not know ’bout me…

I got upset at Alex last night… we were supposed to sex but he got busy at work and couldn’t come. Obviously, that’s his version!

Regardless, I don’t care if that’s the truth or not, the fact is he ruined my night because I chose him over Randy.

Do you know how fucking annoying is to prepare and clean yourself to get fucked? #bottomstruggles.

I don’t know your standards of hygiene, but I’m extremely clean and before sex all my holes must shine. That implies great amount of time.

Cleaning your ass is not just taking a shower, cleaning your ass PROPERLY involves anal douching in order to extract whatever inside and leave your love tunnel free of nasty stuff.

Unless you’re gross, no one wants to leave a crime scene on their partner. 

You know, the fact that I didn’t have sex doesn’t really bothers me as the fact that Alex keeps failing me for one reason or another. I already gave him a second chance, but he doesn’t improve himself. I’m fed up of him, so this is a bye bitch.

For every fuckfriend I have, there’s 5 guys waiting. Irreplaceable he is not! 

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The Quebec Government’s Ban “Bonjour-Hi”

The unofficial greeting in the bilingual Montreal has long been a friendly “Bonjour, Hi!”

Well, the latest dumb issue causing controversy here in Quebec is about that.

In case you haven’t heard, Quebec politicians passed a motion prompting businesses to welcome customers with the “bonjour” instead of “bonjour-hi”.

The absurd was introduced by the outdated and VERY INSECURE Parti Quebecois. A political party whose only merit is to divide an harmonious multi-ethnic population, spend ridiculous amounts of money on a stupid “language police” and create racial issues.

Le Parti Quebecois sees English as an issue and not as an asset.

In the globalised world we live today they want nothing else but French… Not realising the new generation (and immigrants) speak at least 3 languages (French included). 

In 2013, an Italian restaurant was forced to remove “pasta” from its menu because it is not a French word… WTF! In 2016, a restaurant called La Mama Grilled Cheese in Quebec City received a letter from the language agency chastising them for their Anglicism, and so on.

Gladly I’m not the only person thinking this is beyond stupid.

A Montreal based comedian and talk show host, has also shared his opinion on the matter:

This guy definitely said it better, specially that #SalutBye…

Which is all those regressive politicians deserve. SALUT BYE!!!

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Trying TOO Hard…

I remember seeing the video clip of The Rolling Stones “Everybody Seen My Baby” back in the 90’s, with a young unknown Angelina Jolie in it and instantly fell in love with her beauty. But an Iranian Angeloonie has taken her love of Angelina a bit (read: fucking well past) further than that.

Unilad claims 19-year-old Sahar Tabar has gone through FIFTY surgeries to look like Jesus kinder sister (St. Angie) and well…

I don’t know what that is but I know its not good.

She’s admitted she “would do anything” to look like Angie, so I assume she filed adoption papers for 900 children to complete the look.

Some people claim the look can no way be the result of surgeries because she’s 19, they say it looks more prosthetic and Photoshop… Clearly these people haven’t met the Kardashians! Bitch looks like a rejected extra from the Walking Dead.

In fact her look says Corpse Bride more than Angelina Jolie.

I’m gonna pretend this is just an enormous joke and totally not real. 

Otherwise my brain won’t handle it.

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Gross Bastard Seeking Rehab For Boy Hole Addiction…

Despite conflating homosexuality with pedophilia and fucking over all of the gays who have been battling that evil stereotype since Jesus times, Kevin Spacey does have one positive thing going for him. He can take orders!!

Variety reports that Spacey’s “seeking evaluation and treatment” for his alleged tendency to grab every crotch without consent, as well as allegedly belly flopping on a 14-year-old boy when he was 26.

Kevin is probably following the direction of the crisis management team he obviously hired after tweeting his disastrous “choosing to live as a gay man but not a pedophile“ veritable mash note. (Choose?!?)

I don’t know what to say about this case except, Kevin YOU’RE A CUNT!

The gay community is not your accessory to whip out when you need to make an excuse. Especially since you have been denying your sexuality since forever, while being well-known in gay Hollywood for messing with underage.

Truly, I’m not a fan of the so-called community in some aspects, but there’s a big difference between being a superficial horny imbecile, and a criminal.

Under 18 is a NO whatever your sexual orientation is!!

In the 2006 flick Notes on a Scandal, Cate Blanchette’s character boinks her 15-year-old student, and when her husband finds out, he shouts: “Who’s ever wanted someone who’s young? Everyone sometime – Everyone thinks about it. But they… deal with it.”

They freaking deal with it! But Spacey didn’t. And most celebrities don’t.

Stars don’t need treatment. They need to be held accountable for acting on impulse.

Spacey committed a crime plain and simple, and finding himself while sipping herbal tea during $500 an hour therapy sessions isn’t going to change that.

Jail is the only place people like him need to do rehabilitation in.

Honestly, this man is visually repulsive and morally disgusting. He has done nothing for the gay community except make us all embarrassed. BURN bitch, burn!!!

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