At first I thought she died. But then I realised society was just being dumb.
Ever since she broke up with the meth face guy, Ariana have followed up her always-in-the-media relationship campaign with a mostly-in-the-media break up tour.
Apparently, her show is not over. Now she has moved into the next phase of her post-engagement renaissance: a dramatic haircut!
She revealed the “dramatic change” to everyone on Instagram.
And I put the words “dramatic change” in quotations because, what? I need someone to explain why everyone is so shocked and upset about this?
Some of her fans were commenting such extreme reactions as: “OMGOGMGOG” and “Noooooooooooooooooooo”.
What I want to know is: do these people really think all that hair was HERS and didn’t involve just removing some extensions and a fake pony tail?
No wonder some people believe the Kardashians are “natural”.
Anyway, now she doesn’t have to mess with it during oral.
On the other hand, she looks like 12 with all those idiotic snapchat filters.