When I heard that Netflix and Dreamworks Animation were joining forces to bring She-Ra into the now, I prayed to Jesus to not let them mess it up.
Well, it’s now confirmed that Jesus doesn’t exist because Netflix released the first official pictures of the new She-Ra
and it’s a MESS!!
Those butcherers turned She-Ra and Catra into Fetus-Ra (or an Elf?) and Kidtra.
There’s some die-hard She-Ra nerds like myself who are crying about the new design because the new She-Ra’s NOT SEXY like the 80’s animation.
I get the “objectification” thing and the fact that society is oversensitive but it’s classic/cult cartoon for God’s sake!
Why in the new cartoons/reboots all characters must look like they still haven’t hit puberty? It’s STUPID!!!
The real problem is that She-Ra looks like she was drawn with Crayons by a 12-year-old who flipped through a manga once real fast, and looks like she can’t battle evil after 8 PM because that’s when her curfew is.
And Catra is no longer an evil goddess of perfection who destroys her enemies with her glamour. She’s now an angsty tween who looks like the only thing she destroys is her bedroom wall by carving an anarchy sign into it while listening to Fall Out Boy.
Truly, what’s this mess?!!!
In case the original She-Ra isn’t cemented in your brain like mine, here’s what she and some of her friends looked like:
And this is Catra:
Whats’s wrong with being hot and sexy while kicking ass??
80’s cartoons were a thing of beauty.
The new version is so ugly. Gosh! WTF Netflix?!!
STOP. FUCKING. WITH. MY. CHILD. HOOD!