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Still 2018, so this is appropriate.

TC Candler and The Independent Critics claim they have been ranking the most beautiful faces in the world since 1990. Recently, they gave the internet their most handsome male list for 2018.

According to their website, “The Independent Critics are a diverse group, led by TC Candler, who search far and wide, listening to the many millions of suggestions submitted by the public over the past couple of decades, and they then put together a list representative of the modern ideal of worldwide beauty.”

It’s hard to find more information about them. For all that I know, they might be a super secret association of the world’s most famous beauty industry moguls or… a teenage girl on her iPhone

Take a look:

I won’t lie, I’d totally do most of the panty creamers on this list, BUT… I’d totally get myself pregnant multiple times with Toni Mahfud babies.

GOODBYE OVARIES!

Without a doubt my #1!

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I watched Aquaman over the weekend… Two words: TOO MUCH!!

And that’s a GOOD thing.

Ignore the bad reviews and have fun with it ’cause Aquaman is a big improvement for the DC movies.

See, for q superhero that is mostly underwater it was done impeccably! Especially since it has never been done before.

The movie is entertaining and full of action from begging to end, and the best part of this over-the-top extravagance are the spectacular visuals.

Director James Wan proved that he’s not only a master of horror, but he’s also master of action.

Jason Mamoa has an authentic and likeable “average guy” personality and doesn’t come off as  fake or overly macho, while still being very heroic.

Dolph Lundgren, Patrick Wilson, Willem Dafoe and Nicole Kidman were all amazing! 

Yahya Abdul-Mateen II plays The Black Manta! One of DC comics most fascinating and exotic villains; and he did it right. In this movie he begins as one of the world’s most elite assassins before becoming the nearly unstoppable Manta.

And Amber Heard as the beautiful and brave Mera was perfect! 

Aquaman is a fun film because it doesn’t take itself too seriously.

Forget the cheesy story, this was a visual masterpiece!!

My man! Aquaman may still be just under a month away from washing over theatres, but it’s been screening for members of the media, and while full reviews aren’t allowed yet, they’ve been given the clear to share some non-spoilery thoughts.

And good news DC fans, it sounds like it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

While not as effusive as, say, first reactions to Wonder Woman, these are pretty positive! It’s good to hear that DC has a second hit on its hands after Justice League

I’m happy that something as fantastically weird and majestic as Aquaman hits at last the big screen. And those colourful posters, my god, Black Manta is just PERFECT!

Yahya Abdul-Mateen II as Black Manta

Amber Heard as Princess Mera

Patrick Wilson as King Orm

Dolph Lundgren as King Nereus

December 21 needs to come fast. I CANNOT wait! 

The new, really long trailer for Aquaman is out and it’s 5 minutes of bro jokes, Amber Heard in an off-brand Ariel wig, a million tons of CGI, Nicole Kidman in a leftover The Twins wig from The Matrix, and zero shots of Jason Momoa’s bare nipples.

That mess is an ocean movie and there’s no Momoa nip in the trailer? Refund! 

Here’s the trailer for his new flick which will doggy paddle into trailers this December.

Just in time for Christmas an underwater fap fantasy.

“Permission to come aboard”? Fuck yeah!

I watched Justice League today and it was FANTASTIC!!

Please if you’re a comic book fan don’t let a handful of presumptuous and full of shit critics who are completely owned by Disney (Marvel’s boss) stop you from seeing this film.

Its not perfect, it moves too quickly, the villain, while well voiced, doesn’t get enough backstory, and the CGI is bad at moments BUT… It has a really solid superhero action, just enough character development to be satisfying, and really solid performances. 

Seriously, it doesn’t matter if some lines or actions seem unreal, it is a superhero movie, for gods sake!

I loved to see all those heroes (and gods of the first scenes) together.

Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman once again was PERFECT! Batman, Aquaman, Flash and particularly Cyborg was exceptionally well done. 

Justice League was exactly what my eyes needed to clean up the garbage that was Marvel’s Thor. This is a real superheroes movie, not another comedy!
  

FUCK the critics, this was great! (Yet WW still the best superhero film this year) 

Justice League drops on November 17, and they premiered a new trailer for it. It’s basically a big cartoon, but Ezra Miller seems like he’ll be fun as Flash, my respect for Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman is increasing, and I think we’re all in agreement about Jason Momoa as Aqua-Piece Of Ass. You can watch below.

It was very heavy on Steppenwolf, the villain of the film, and ended on a very intriguing tease… CAN’T WAIT!