It seems like just yesterday the internet was getting mad at Kim Kardashian for being obsessed with how skinny she was and already the internet is mad at her for something else. …Oh yeah! It was just two days too. Way to keep that exposure rolling, Kim!
The Huffington Post reports (because real news is dead) that Kim started a mild internet beef with Tyson Beckford after he swatted away a pic of her and labelled her body as not his thing because the USDA would never certify it as organic and because she should go on Botched for her botched hip job.
This all started after some Instagram model-type person named Amirah Dyme posted a picture of Kim to her Instagram account. Because Tyson is apparently one of Amirah’s 1.6 million followers, he decided to comment on the photo of Kim and give his two cents on her body.
The Shade Room took screenshots of the comments because someone had to:
I never really noticed Kim’s right hip, because I was too busy screaming as my eyes burned after looking at her hideous plastic hoof covers.
Well, Kim was not having it. A man talk shit about how he didn’t want anything to do with her body? A man not find Kim Kardashian a sexual deity? Impossible, and clearly gay!!
And Kim suggested as much writing: “Sis we all know why you don’t care for it”. The Shade Room got a screenshot of their own screenshot because that’s how meta they are:
That tea-drinking frog is straight up aggressive. And the nails? That’s the wrong shade of pink! Twitter had mixed reactions to Kim’s klapback, some thought it was klever, others thought she was being a messy homophobe.
Is Kim right? Did we all know Tyson Beckford is gay? Because I sure the fuck didn’t, and I’m honestly upset no one told me.
Those muscles? That face? Those lips? FUCK ME Tyson Beckford!!
Now, for the kids who doesn’t know who Tyson is, well Tyson is a SUPERMODEL and he was ONE of the HOTTEST models of the 90s.
He has the authority to judge beauty and plastic when he sees one.
Tyson is natural perfection.
On the other hand, Kim is 98% plastic, 2% Air.
She can fuck off! The end.