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Speaking Of Pussies…

You already knew this, but guess what, this is a cat’s world and they’re letting us run it into the ground (which we’re doing an A+++ job of) so that they can take over.

But before that happens (and it can’t happen soon enough), they’re still going to roam the land like they own this bitch 100%. Case in point: The Washington Post says that Polish historian Jerzy Targalski was doing an interview from his home with Dutch public television station Nieuwsuur about “the controversial forced removal of Polish top judge Malgorzata Gersdorf” by the country’s conservative party.

Never mind that Poland is stealing America’s move, Jerzy’s ginger puss stole his interview right out from under him by being a cat. 

Lisio showing his ass to the camera is the most thoughtful and intellectual commentary on any political subject I’ve ever seen.

There’s a very good reason for why there’s a Napoleon-like portrait of Lisio in Jerzy’s office and it’s because that pussy rules that place.

And hopefully, this leads to Lisio getting a contract with CNN or BBC News, because he’s obviously the most brilliant political thinker of our time!

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The Anti-Twerk Warrior Mom

This video from Reddit isn’t even half-a-minute-long, but for many Latinos, it sums up your entire teenhood years.

Two teenagers wanted to give the internet its 80,845,987th twerk show, so they positioned their twerkin’ butts in front of a webcam and twerked away.

But those amateurs fucked up and made a rookie mistake…

They didn’t wedge a chair under the doorknob so that mom couldn’t mess up their twerkin’ antics. EMBARRASSING!

Although, this chancleta-wielding twerk destroyer (the mom) is a pro, I bet she would’ve busted that door down in one swift move, and wouldn’t have let go of the laundry while doing so.

Not long after the girls tried to make it rain bitcoins with their twerkin’-for-the-internet moves, mom walked in and didn’t miss a beat when she pulled off her flip-flop and smacked the SUCIONESS out of those perras.

When it comes to chancleta slapping, this mom gets 10s all around.

She held firm onto that laundry, easily pulled off her weapon of choice, and perfectly busted out a walk-by-chancleta slappin’ before those girls could even realise the rage storm that was coming their way.

She came, she saw, she conquered with a chancla!

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The Canadian Stunt Criminals

Before we get into this mess, I just want to let you know that I do not condone turning to a life of crime by trying to use a stolen credit card at a Canadian convenience store in Spruce Grove, Alberta. but if you are going to turn to a life of crime by trying to use a stolen credit card at a Canadian convenience store in Spruce Grove, Alberta, and the cops are called, try to be as entertaining as Canada’s answer to Bonnie and Clyde!

CBC News says on Monday afternoon, a 29-year-old woman (aka Avril Lavigne if Avril Lavigne didn’t become rich and famous) and a 28-year-old dude (aka Justin Bieber if Justin Bieber never became rich and famous) strolled into the King Street Reddi Mart and tried to buy a can of sodie pop with a credit card. The card got declined several times, and the dude said that it was his girlfriend’s card and she was at work.

The store owner got suspicious and called the cops.

When the cops arrived, the dude (prepare to swoon over him doing the most gentlemanly thing imaginable) pushed his Bonnie toward the cops (and SWOON). The Canadian Bonnie and Clyde really didn’t want to get busted and tried their hardest to get out of being put into handcuffs. They ran all around the store and the Canadian Clyde eventually gave up when a cop pulled a taser gun on him.

But the Canadian Bonnie refused to let the Canadian Ham (that’s the Canadian equivalent of the pigs) take her in, and she went to the backroom where she found a ladder and climbed into the ceiling thinking she was a genius mastermind criminal who found the perfect escape route. The Ocean’s 8 chicks, who?

But well… the ceiling tiles just wouldn’t let her be great and she fell right into the paws of the cops. She has nothing to be embarrassed about, though, because she gave the internet the best grand entrance since Tandi Iman Dupree!

Slate did the lord’s work by giving the surveillance footage the soundtrack it needs:

And in case you missed that fall and A+++ landing, here you go:

I laughed to tears for several minutes watching that bitch.

I mean… Nobody, including the falling criminal angel, was seriously injured. I asked myself “HOW?!” and the only possible answers I came up with were: drugs, drugs, and drugs. Or she’s bionic. Or she’s lucky

The Canadian Bonnie & Clyde were both charged with using a stolen credit card, resisting arrest, assaulting a police officer, attempting to disarm a police officer and resisting arrest from someone aiding the police.

I gotta say I’m surprised by how old and out of shape the Alberta officers look like. Police officers in Montreal are very young, fit and hot!

Anyway more than Canadian robbers, looks like Florida is missing 2 people. 

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That’s how it’s Done

Sean Hayes hosted Ellen yesterday and although he claimed to be a shy dancing in front of people, it didn’t seem that way during his opening monologue.

I used to watch Ellen from time to time years ago, but to be honest I got bored of it. She’s cool and stuff but her humour is too “safe” to make me laugh.

Anyhow, Hayes was hilarious and pretty refreshing for the show.

That, folks, is how it’s done! 

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Cat With a Roomba

Most animals would either jump that device and try to wipe it off the face of the Earth, or run screaming under the nearest table for shelter. Not this kitty. 

This blasé-ass cat continues to stare down a fellow feline while casually sticking out a leg to redirect the family Roomba.

If there’s ever a how to be a badass guide this needs to be the opening scene.

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Trolling Level: STRONG

Mocking celebrity pictures online has been a trend for a while now, it seems that everyone wants to have a laugh at the unattainable celebrity lifestyle. Emanuele Ferrari, also known as Emi, is not an exception.

This Italian guy has started posting in 2014 and since then he has gained over 660k followers on Instagram with his funny recreations of celebrity photos, using only stuff he finds at home. 

One word: Accurate!

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Speaking of Doctors…

Surfing the net I found this clip from Matt & Dan, a “sometimes gay” web series full of clichés but, for once, kinda funny. 

See, the thing with gay characterisations is the dumb exaggeration of “gay accent,” which kills it for me because not all of us sound/behave like American TV shows represent us.

Regardless, I found the situation of this particular clip funny. 

The ending was the perfect plot twist, followed by an even better plot twist.

Hopefully I won’t need to go to see my doctor for back pain. *fingers crossed*

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