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Nagini is that you?

Have you seen that viral video of Trump hissing? It’s really weird.

But it kinda makes more sense (but still weird) if you see the full video. Still, it’s a lot more fun for the imagination to think he’s a reptile cursed in that body.

I want to believe he’s actually Nagini and we’re all waiting for fate to happen.

On the other hand, I like how saying “thank you” looks so painful on him.

He contorts his whole face just to get it out. 

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Let’s Have a Laugh

I’m trying not to blog about his stupidity, but Oh man… 

This late night show hosts do it best.

And there’s Maher…

The best!!!

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If You Ever Got Impeached

Viral YouTube star Randy Rainbow was busy this weekend with his latest number, If You Ever Got Impeached, which is set to the tune Harold Arlen and Yip Harburg’s classic If I Only Had A Brain from The Wizard Of Oz.

As always, I won’t give away any of the jokes but you’ll definitely enjoy Randy’s inventive rhymes.

Not only is Randy clever with the lyrics, he has a fantastic voice. He never disappoints.

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I love Omarosa

The more I read and hear Omarosa speak, the more I admire her. I never thought I would say this but Omarosa’s really growing on me. 

This may sound not so nice but all afro-americans on the media (TV personalities, singers, etc) had a particular exaggerated way to speak and wrong use of the English language… And here we have OMAROSA, a well spoken woman, poised, calculated, fluent, smooth, engaging, beautiful and actually… CLASSY!!

TIME’s person of the year? YES PLEASE! 

In honour of her here’s a parody dedicated to her.

Americans should not underestimate this woman!

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The parrot who graciously thanked a firefighter trying to save her by telling him to fuck off!

If you’re a bitter, mean ole’ bitch who hates humans and is the anti-Blanch DuBois because you’ve always defecated on the kindness of strangers, then meet your spirit sister Jessie, the parrot.

Jessie ran away from her human’s house in the city of Edmonton in England, because she’s a badass rebel who can’t be caged, unless well, her human puts her in a cage.

Jessie flew off to a neighbour’s roof where she stayed for three days and refused to leave. Since squatting on a house that doesn’t belong to you is illegal and Jessie’s human was afraid she’d get hurt, the fire brigade was called in to get her down.

But Jessie is no damsel in distress and let a trick know.

The London Fire Brigade said that when a firefighter got close to her and told her that he loved her, she at first responded that she loved him back. But either Jessie is a fickle one or she gets off on leading a dude on, because right after she told the firefighter he had her love, she cursed him out before flying to a new roof.

Jessie is pretty much you when a guy hits on you at the bar but doesn’t pay for your drink.

If that hot piece in a uniform climbed up to me and told me he’d love me, I’d tell him to fuck me and spray my flaming loins down with his hose. But that’s just me.

Jessie was eventually reunited with her human, who recorded a thank you video of her giving love to the firefighters.

You know how the mum of the asshole brat who bullied you would make ’em come over to your house and apologise to you in front of your mum?

That’s what that video reminds me of. Jessie doesn’t mean it!

Why do I have a feeling that Jessie will soon go missing again and the firefighters will find the words, “I lied. FUCK YOU!” Good girl Jessie. Fuck that enforced slavery!

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Peacemaker Dog!

When it comes to a friend type, you’re either the messy drunk bitch who gets everyone kicked out of the club because you tried to fight a trick who looked at you wrong (and it turns out the trick just had a lazy eye). Or you’re the reasonable and level-headed bitch who tries to turn down the crazy on your messy drunk friend so you all don’t get kicked out and your buzz doesn’t get ruined.

I love a messy drunk bitch, because they give you a good story, but today I’m honouring a reasonable and level-headed peacekeeper who kept a pussy battle royale from going down.

This viral clip isn’t even half-a-minute long, but it is more captivating, engrossing and masterfully cinematic than more big-budget thrillers out there.

It starts with a cat in a harness assuming the “I’m about to whoop a trick” stance in front of their rival, who I’m guessing either stole their man, or worse, stole the fish head they found lying next to a dumpster outside of Chinese restaurant.

Just when that rage-filled pussy is about to get a trick together, the Gandhi of dogs sweeps, grabs the hot pussy by their harness and stops a cat war from happening.

This is the most adorable visual definition of “hold me back, bro” ever.

So… here’s a dog who is all about keeping the peace and uses their pussy-grabbing skills for good instead of illegal evil. I know we’re all thinking it. This Dog 2020!!

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Zodiac at Their Worst

Yes! I wear clothes sometimes too…

Found this and I had to share it because it’s pretty real.

Aries – Bossy ass bitches

Taurus – Boring couch potato

Gemini – Lying gossip

Cancer – Whiny troublemaker

Leo – Self obsessed asshole

Virgo – Hypocritical bitch

Libra – Two faced manipulator

Scorpio – Raging psychopath

Sagittarius – Self-righteous asshole

Capricorn – Social climbing backstabber

Aquarius – Unemotional God complex

Pisces – Manipulative drug addict

Can you tell who I am? lol

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