UMMM Are U Ok?

Kids CAN do astonishing things! The AV Club has introduced the world to this brave and probably seriously injured teenager who tortured himself to help Ariana Grande with her public speaking. He made a video in which he ate a hot pepper every time Ariana said “um” in an award acceptance speech. This is amusing at first, but then it veers into torture. So, is it possible to completely burn out your taste buds so they’ll never come back? Does this child have the ability to taste anymore? 

Hopefully Ariana sees this video and realises the amount of pain the verbalisation of her thought process is causing. 

Never Too Old For Cosplay

50 year-old Brazilian cosplayer Solange tells website UOL that she wishes more people her age have the courage to give cosplay a try.

Solange got into cosplay three years ago. She was already attending events with her 19-year-old cosplaying daughter. After a friend challenged her to give it a whirl, Solange made her cosplay debut under the nameTia solor “Aunty Sun.”

Since then, Tia sol has been active on the Brazilian cosplay scene. According to her, it’s a way to leave your problems behind, have fun, and enter a world where anything is possible.

To those who are unsure about cosplaying, she says, “Don’t be taken aback by criticism. If you feel like doing it, then go ahead.”

Totally cute!!!

Tits Against Bullfighting

I love women protesters. Women are passionate when they protest. So passionate about the cause that somehow it always leads to them taking their shirt off during protests. Don’t be a jerk. Support women.

Women have been winning arguments for the longest. It’s hard for men when women play dirty.

When you realise you have two trump cards in the form of tits, you realise you can get things done. Or at the very least, get some attention drawn to your cause.

The cause that caused a group of women to disown their shirts?

Bullfighting in Spain! SOLD!!!

Yes, PETA had involvement in this, but their shirts came off. So that means things are pretty serious. Will Spain listen and value women over tradition? No! Why? Because they’re assholes. 

Get over the senseless murder of innocent bulls already HIJOS DE PUTA!!!

On the other hand, WELL DONE ladies!

Je Suis Charlie

I feel a lot better today, I’m even considering going to the gym later on and catch up with my fitness. I’m done feeling like crap! 

But to see the positive side of things, these days in bed made me rest, kept temptation away and I also got to watch few documentaries.

One of them Je Suis Charlie (l’humour à mort).

As the title implies, this documentary explores the resulting aftermath of the deadly terrorist attack to the French satirical weekly with interviews of the remaining staff and footage of those who perished; describing whom each one was and what was their crusade.

What happens when the world supports your fight, criticise you, or forgets about you because the news has moved on?

 
The documentary does a great job at remembering what is the meaning of “Je suis charlie,” and reminds you what democracy is all about.

Twitter Users Blocked By The Orange Mess File Lawsuit

The New York Times reports:

A group of Twitter users blocked by President Trump sued him and two top White House aides on Tuesday, arguing that his account amounts to a public forum that he, as a government official, cannot bar people from.

The blocked Twitter users, represented by the Knight First Amendment Institute at Columbia University, raised cutting-edge issues about how the Constitution applies to the social media era. They say Mr. Trump cannot bar people from engaging with his account because they expressed opinions he did not like, such as mocking or criticizing him.

“The @realDonaldTrump account is a kind of digital town hall in which the president and his aides use the tweet function to communicate news and information to the public, and members of the public use the reply function to respond to the president and his aides and exchange views with one another,” the lawsuit said.

By blocking people from reading his tweets, or from viewing and replying to message chains based on them, Mr. Trump is violating their First Amendment rights because they expressed views he did not like, the lawsuit argued.

OKAY... Errr…  All of this is such a DISGRACE!!!

That Twitter itself is considered a “public forum” for the government’s highest elected official and his preferred means of barking at the country’s citizens is a graphic example of just HOW FAR America has fallen.

I wish the legitimate news media would STOP using the term “fake news.”

There is no such thing!!! There is erroneous news. There is inaccurate news. There is politically biased reporting.

There is LYING. And then there is propaganda.

Trump invented or picked up and began braying the childish fake news epithet to describe any accurate story or media outlet he didn’t like and which portrayed him in a negative light. In other words, just how he is.

I am an immigrant and English is NOT my first language, but I would dearly appreciate if Americans (in this case) start to defend their language (as well) and the PROPER use of English.

Society as a whole is becoming beyond stupid, and is sinking deep and fast under that guy. Because yeah, all this ignorant bullshit is also his fault!

Ages Later, Finally Something FUN From America

Teatotaller, a coffee shop in Somersworth, New Hampshire, spent its first big ad buy on a billboard telling guests the Maine border wasn’t the only thing its coffee drinkers liked to straddle!

The java house labels itself as “an oasis of queer, hipster tea, coffee, and pastry goodness,” and if their magic espresso beans and accoutrements make me look like the guy in their billboard, I’ll take three of each ’cause it’s written sex all over him!

The people of Somersworth have been clutching their pearls and assholes ever since the billboard went up, and many negative comments hit a Facebook post discussing the ad.

Somersworth’s mayor said the billboard may have pushed limits, but, like, First Amendment, betchezzz (I’m paraphrasing). 

HuffPost said Teatotaller’s owners Emmett Soldati and Palana Belken defended the billboard and praised their model, 18-year-old Michael Cummingsfor his “self-confidence, flair and fabulousness.”

Michael, seen in the ad holding a breakfast sandwich that immediately combusted from not being able to cope with his sexy Pink Panther eye shadow, popped by social media and showed the haters who is boss by writing, “As I am the person featured in this ad, all I have to say is times are changing and your views need to be changing with them.

Hell yes! A bottom slut! He makes me miss being a top!!!