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I can’t express how much I’m enjoying this

As an early birthday present I bought Omarosa’s book, ’cause all the trouble she’s causing to Trump and his puppets is a real gift for the soul.

Unhinged by Omarosa hopes to offer “an insider’s account of the Trump white house”, according to its subtitle.

As a book, it is exaggerated, dramatic, sometimes given to outright lies and never fails to be entertaining even in its abject horror, which is to say it could be the ultimate document of the Trump presidency.

And I gotta say there are many out there.

That said, thanks Omarosa!

Who ever knew those words would be written like ever?

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DJ Omarosa Released Another Secret Audio Recording

If there were ever any doubts in your mind that Omarosa is a grifter nonpareil, this week should have secretly recorded them and penned a tell-all book called This Dummy Thought I Wouldn’t.

Like a DJ sifting through a crate of bangers, Omarosa has pulled out yet another secret recording and turned the volume up to 11. TMZ reports that Omarosa just released an incriminating recording, this time of Lara Trump (that’s Eric Trump, AKA Droopy’s wife), offering her a pay-off for keeping her mouth shut on the heels of her departure from whatever her job at the white house was.

I don’t like Omarosa, I think she is cut from the same cloth as the Tangerine Turd, but I respect her gamesmanship. She’s intelligent, way smarter than he is and has more balls that the whole American Congress.

If it takes Satan’s boot licker to take down the orange dick, then I’m all for it!!

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Stephen King is Horrified

You only have to take a quick glance at Stephen King’s Twitter feed to know that he’s no fan of Donald Trump.

But a recent tweet from the so-called President, in which he referred to former White House aide Omarosa Manigault-Newman as a “crazed, crying lowlife” and a “dog”  has horrified the horror master more than usual.

On Wednesday, Stephen King took to Twitter to post his own response:

Many people echoed his sentiments in their replies.

But as scary and scandalous as it is nothing will change.

America is far down the Rabbithole.

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Trump calls Omarosa a ‘dog’

Despite the fact that most people can swallow her crap Omarosa Manigault-Newman is probably smiling wide these days because she’s having lots of publicity for her new book.

Ever since Omarosa was let go/fired/quit her job as Director of Communications at the White House, she’s been shopping a tell-all while claiming she was practically a one-woman recording studio. She said she had recordings from private conversations inside the West Wing.

Obviously, baby President is not having it and referred Omarosa, the only African-American to have served in a senior role in the White House, as a “dog.”

You know… I NEVER could stand Omarosa, she’s like a real-life Disney villainess, but I was shocked that a President would call a woman a dog.

On the other hand I never thought to say this but, Omarosa girl this is your moment!

Please god tell me you did the right thing and recorded these criminal fucks saying some substantial shit and put the nail on this coffin of a chapter of the most embarrassing US history. Fuck those people that are saying she’s a criminal for doing this as though what she did was not morally justified, while there’s nothing moral in Trump’s government.

If she got juicy stuff on tape, she is a true international hero.

You know, I miss having a responsible adult in the White House, especially one who isn’t a undignified-lying-racist-misogynist-xenophobic piece of orange trash.

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DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT

The Guardian reports:

Venezuela’s president, Nicolás Maduro, has survived an apparent assassination attempt after what officials described as drones armed with explosives detonated overhead during a speech he was making at a military event. The drones, according to officials, were flown towards Maduro as he addressed soldiers in Caracas on Saturday.

Mid-speech, Maduro and his wife, Cilia Flores, looked up at the sky and winced after hearing the sound of an explosion. The drones did not reach him, officials said, but it was not clear if they were shot down or exploded prematurely. Seven people were injured, the country’s information minister said.

DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT!

Maduro that PIECE OF SHIT, that MURDERED, that THIEF, that KIDNAPPER, that IGNORANT PUNK ASS BASTARD HAS TO DIE!!

Venezuela was once South America’s richest country. Until “recently,” almost all of Venezuela’s mostly urban and educated population had access to clean drinking water, sanitation facilities and electricity. It was an affluent country, with the largest proven fossil-fuel reserves in the world… And then Chavez happened and then Maduro…

There’s no food, no medicine, no money, daily blackouts that last for hours and the country is falling apart. 

It upsets me, it makes me sad to see that once a beautiful country is submerged in chaos and desperation. Maduro’s lame ass got lucky this time.

But it’s a matter of time…

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Because Only In America: Eight States Sue Trump Administration Over 3D Guns

The Associated Press reports:

Eight states are filing suit against the Trump administration over its decision to allow a Texas company to publish downloadable blueprints for a 3D-printed gun, contending the hard-to-trace plastic weapons are a boon to terrorists and criminals and threaten public safety.

The suit, filed Monday in Seattle, asks a judge to block the federal government’s late-June settlement with Defense Distributed, which allowed the company to make the plans available online. Officials say that 1,000 people have already downloaded blueprints for AR-15 rifles.

Joining the suit were Democratic attorneys general in Massachusetts, Connecticut, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Oregon, Maryland, New York and the District of Columbia. Separately, attorneys general in 21 states urged Secretary of State Mike Pompeo and Attorney General Jeff Sessions on Monday to withdraw from the settlement with Defense Distributed, saying it “creates an imminent risk to public safety.”

Frankly, I don’t get that country. It’s like they don’t have enough crimes and mass shootings already…They clearly want more violence.

On the other hand, court cases are lengthy and expensive.

Just get some BLM and Antifa activists together to take photos of themselves holding the 3D printed guns.

There will be a law passed all the way through Congress and signed by their idiot president before the week is out.

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Russian State TV: Trump Smells Like A Kremlin Agent

Every single news coming from our American neighbours are about mass shootings, racial issues and Trump’s lies/rudeness/assorted WTF’s.

It’s been ages since I posted anything positive about the United Sates. The last time I praised anything from there was my American fuckfriend’s penis. But other than that nothing much.

Since Trump is (still) in power (for reasons I don’t understand) that country is going South.

During Bush the image of The United States was really bad, but with Trump is ten times worse! To the point that relations between America and Canada (Canada = the most chill country ever) is on a tightrope.

I tried to avoid blogging about the Orange menace, but sometimes is not possible…

Julia Davis writes for the Washington Post:

Russian state media are hard at work, praising Putin’s strategy that is finally paying off. That is not surprising, as the state media in Russia are fully controlled by the government. Positions conveyed by the Kremlin’s bullhorns reflect only what is considered permissible by the state. On Russian state television, criticism of Putin is unheard of, and mildly dissenting views are allowed mostly so they can be mocked. Government-controlled propaganda, combined with fear of retribution, secure consistently high approval ratings for the seemingly irreplaceable Russian leader. Putin is always portrayed as a masterful chess player whose every move is pure genius.

What’s that old saying? “If it quacks like a Kremlin agent and smells like a Kremlin agent . . . “

Anyhow, below some brutal Memes trolling President Shitler after his ‘disgraceful performance’ when meeting the real boss…


Although the internet makes everything better, the reality is sad and very dangerous.

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