Instead all the praise was for The Shape of The Water…
And now we know that all of those old grizzled-up crusty Academy members get off on human/fish porn. Sick bitches, they should get banned for life from buying gold fish!
In my opinion this is the Oscar they stole from Guillermo del Toro 12 years ago with the MASTERPIECE Pan’s Labyrinth.
The ONLY thing they got right was to reward the Chilean film A Fantastic Woman, a film about a transgender singer that faces scorn and discrimination after the sudden death of her older boyfriend.
And they also got right having Daniela Vega, the star of the Chilean film as the first transgender presenter at the Oscars. #SouthAmericaRepresents
Seriously, bitches didn’t even reward Sufjan Stevens for Mystery of Love that he performed accompanied by the fantastic St. Vincent. One word: ROBBED!!!
Anyway, the Academeh Awards stopped being accurate and relevant when in 1998 GODDESS Cate Blanchett lost to the insufferable Gwyneth Paltrow…. When Cate’s performance was 1000 times superior!
Btw, someone has to mention how wonderful Faye Dunaway looks for her age.
And finally, I liked The Shape of the Water (Yes! Im into fish porn too,) but Call Me by Your Name was simply beautiful and actually kinda pisses me off they’re making a sequel because the film is perfect as it is. What’s the need to ruin it?!
Visions Of Gideon by Sufjan Stevens
I have loved you for the last time…