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Internet Theory: Sam Smith And Adele Are The Same Person

The C.I.A. (computer investigation alliance), that secret cabal of internet sleuths who cracked the case of the Melania Trump body double WIDE OPEN, have made an exciting new discovery! (Nor really).

Have you ever noticed that you’ve never seen Sam Smith and Adele together in the same room? Didn’t think so.

Are you sitting down? A TwAtter user has proof that Adele and Sam are actually the person.

According to The Huffington Post, the earth shattering theory was first proposed by a Twitter user with a lot of time on their hands.

They learned that by slowing down Adele’s hit “Hello”, the truth reveals itself. 

Whatevs. I still haven’t moved on from the Miley/Justin theory to process this.

But seriously, I don’t want to live on this planet any more.

The people making up these theories should go back to eating Tide pods.

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Gay Pie Chart

I have so much stuff in my head to blog about, but I got a flu and I cancelled few of my dates so my horniness is preventing me to think about anything else.

Sucks to be me!

In my quest to find inspiration, I found this gay survey (I failed!) that label one another ’cause it’s always good to be able to classify and designate individuals into categories that are easily defined and understood by others…

So, based on the parameters of the survey, I’m the gym rat of the pie chart. 

I guess I am… On second thought, forget that crap!

Don’t follow the link of the survey, everyone is an individual and should be treated as such… But, not really. Follow that shit and have some harmless fun. 

I don’t know what I’m saying anymore.

I need to get laid by any colour of that chart, PRONTO!

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Zendaya, Jessica, Gal… YES!

Don’t get me wrong,  magazines are over and these type of covers are beyond démodé. The cover looks like the same four people who are always the cover of all magazines.

Whoever still buying them are collectors or just melancholic.

I for instance used to collect covers. Nevertheless, I love to see Zendaya, Jessica and GODDESS Gal on it, even though they should taking the place of Oprah, Nicole and Reese.

And no comments on the guys (except for Michael B. Jordan…) No Timothée? No thanks!

It’s time to let the new generation shine.

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FYI

I’m back!  I’m working this weekend, it’s Saturday and I’m not fornicating tonight. I had enough the two previous nights, until tomorrow again that I’m seeing Gabriel.

Now, depending on what happens tomorrow I may take a break.

I don’t regret all the sex I had but all of the sudden my brain is working again and is telling me to moderate.

In part due to some serious men wanting more than fucking me.

In part after seen Xavier, because every time I see any of my exes the reflection in their eyes remind me of the “better” person I was when they were around.

But, that’s not the subject of this post…

Today I got several notifications from WordPress informing me of someone leaving lots of comments. Reading them, I felt this “person” was doubting and criticising the content.

Since I’m a very straight forward old creature, with tolerance zero for assholes and negativity, I have the need to make something very clear:

NOBODY IS FORCING YOU TO READ MY SHIT!

This blog is a public diary of my life based on things I have experienced. From great relationships to volcanic flings, from assorted social ineptitude to remarkable behaviour.

You’re entitle to think of me whatever makes you feel better.

And I’m entitle to write whatever the hell I want. IT’S A FREE COUNTRY!

I assume who I am and deal with myself, but I can’t deal with other people insecurities and personal issues.

I’m not responsible for the traumas you may have, I am only responsible of my own harm because that’s what a decent human being does. He fucked up himself but not the rest.

That said, whoever comments on my blog just to throw negativity at me, well, you got my  attention for 15 seconds so feel lucky but please die!

Nothing personal, FYI only.

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How To Swear In Sign Language

In case you weren’t aware, deaf people swear just as much as the rest of us , they’re just able to do it a little more discreetly.

YouTube channel Cut has helped us all join in on the fun by posting a video in which 7 deaf people show how to say all of your favourite curse words in American Sign Language, and it’s so much more fun than just flipping the bird.

Some of the ‘colourful terms’ involve pretty straight-forward hand charades, and probably shouldn’t be acted out in public places. Others, however, are more subtle, and could be mistake for a variety of meanings.

This is basically the most useful piece of education you’re likely to get in my quasi-erotica blog.

Oh no! Cocksucker dude…. That’s how I place my hand when I cough!

I’m so practising this. You never know when you’ll need to shush a bitch in sign language.

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Viral Christmas Cards

When comedian John Cessna was away for school during the 2008 holiday season, his mom called to inform him that he would be missing their family’s Christmas photo.

She jokingly suggested to “sober up” and send out his own Christmas cards.

Like an obedient son, Cessna followed his mother’s instructions and has been creating his own Christmas cards ever since. However, it’s probably safe to say that it turned out to be not what his mom had in mind… Everything began with a few bottles, but lately John has been focusing more on absurdity and insidiousness. 

Below 2015,2016 and 2017. The best of them.

2015

2016

2017

2015 and 2016 ”Trump names Claus Attorney General” are EPIC! Absolutely brilliant. 

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Trudeau For Attitude

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has made history posing for the cover of Attitude Magazine.

He is the first international leader to appear on the cover of an International LGBT magazine.

Trudeau tells Attitude: “The LGBT+ community has become emblematic of the fight for human rights. The fact that so many people have gone for so long feeling that they had to be ashamed, or hide something about their core identity to fit into society is a lesson for everyone to push against.”

Trudeau’s appearance on the cover of Attitude comes after he gave an apology to members of the LGBT community who were treated unjustly by the Canadian government during the Cold War.

Oh well, I may not be a Trudeau fan-girl, but at least he’s an empathetic man. 

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