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Air PEEN

The New York Times says that on Thursday, the people of Okanogan County in Washington state looked up at the sky and thought, “I didn’t know that Tommy Cruise was already shooting Top Gun 2, and I didn’t know they were shooting it in Okanogan County.”

The Navy is filled with sea men, so we all should expect them to draw fat dicks in the sky and we should salute them for it. But some people weren’t into itincluding a mom who complained about her young children seeing it… Young children who have probably scrawled raunchier shit on their textbooks during class.

I know fucking ridiculous!!

The commander of Naval Air Forces, Vice Admiral Mike Shoemaker, says that the air crew responsible has been grounded, and they’ve opened up an investigation, because this is important… “Sophomoric and immature antics of a sexual nature have no place in Naval aviation today. We will investigate this incident to get all the facts and act accordingly.”

Shit is absurd in America! They have a dick as president and nobody seem so offended.

Nobody has a goddamn sense of humour anymore. The pilot who did this, deserves to be promoted and given daily assignments for similar art!

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Rampage

Do you guys remember that awesome video game Rampage where you played as one of three giant monsters who smashed buildings in a nondescript city? Guess what? They’re turning it into a super serious action movie where Dwayne Johnson is friends with an ape that grows larger every day. 

It’s like King Kong but The Rock is Faye Wray (or Naomi Watts or Jessica Lange depending upon your generational reference point). He’s the only one that can soothe beast. 

Although the most recent Kong was the most idiotic film ever made, I may give a chance to this. After all, I’m a kid at heart.

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Wet On Wet

Ryan Reynolds impersonating Deadpool impersonating Bob Ross is a parody we probably didn’t want, but a parody we all need. In true Deadpool fashion, it manages to deliver a hilarious take on all the talk of happy little trees, yet doesn’t insult the legendary art instructor, honoring him in a bizarre NSFW kind of way.

Keep your pants dry and keep your dreams wet. I love Deadpool!

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Long-Legged Teddy Bear

There’s a lot of holidays coming up, like Hanukkah, Christmas, and National I Hate You Day (that was actually on October 28, so happy belated National I Hate You  Day,) and Amazon has got the perfect gift to give loved ones. Today is Poppy Day, so you could same-day ship this bear to the service man or woman in your life and make them say, “Bitch, haven’t I been through enough?

A company called Joyfay is currently selling a gigantic teddy bear on Amazon for just $109.99. The six and a half foot long teddy bear is pictured on Amazon’s site with regular-sized teddy bear legs:

But when some people ordered it, it showed up to their house looking like the Slender Man.

An Amazon shopper named Savannah was pissed when she got her giant teddy bear last year and she leg-shamed the poor trick by posting the picture above with this review:

“Hideous! The legs are like 4 feet long making the bear look like a creepy gumby thing. I got this for Valentine’s Day and would have rather had a cheaper more proportional bear…I mean this isn’t even cute.”

“...would have rather had a cheaper more proportional bear” is straight out of shit you read on gay hookup apps.

Savannah wasn’t the only one who got it delivered to her. Others did too.

Okay, that bear looks like a sexual predator. But what’s more hideous is the amount of people willing to spend a hundred bucks on a dumb 6-foot teddy bear. Truly, If I were paying that much on a teddy bear, that shit better go all Hollywood on me and molest me! 

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The Agoraphobic Traveller

Kyrgyzstan

Anxiety disorders can leave a person so crippled with fear of the outside world that they feel scared to even leave their own home… Tell me about it. I was also diagnosed with an anxiety disorder months ago.

Bur, for Jacqui Kenny, a New Zealander living in London who suffers from agoraphobia, it’s an affliction that took away her dreams of wandering the globe and photographing its many hidden corners.

When Jacqui discovered Google Maps, however, she found an inventive way to explore far-away lands such as Mongolia, Chile, and Senegal, without ever setting foot outside her flat.

Each time she stumbles upon something that inspires her, she takes a screen-capture, edits the photo to bring out its latent beauty, and posts it on her Instagram page, The Agoraphobic Traveller.

Tunisia

Sharjah, United Arab Emirates

Arizona, United State

Arequipa, Peru

Sharjah, United Arab Emirates

Gate To Talas Oblast, Kyrgyzstan

Since going viral with her minimal and peaceful cropped portraits, Jacqui has teamed up with Google to promote the usefulness of Street View, and even made a brave voyage to New York City to show her work as a gallery exposition…

Okay all images are gorgeous, and I love the “creativity” of screenshots and make it look nicer, BUT… An EXPOSITION for “photographs” (more like images) she captured online seems pretty unfair to real photographers who spend their time and money travelling the world to get those images first hand, and expose their talent.

Again, very elegant images, yet, they feel lonely as the lady who captures them.

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Super Trudeau

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is pretty much a hero abroad. That’s why his Halloween costume for this year is probably the most fitting one he’s ever chosen.

After addressing the House of Commons in Canada’s parliament, Trudeau was spotted walking down a flight of stairs to greet press from Global News. After reaching the last step, he moved his tie aside, opened his white dress shirt, and revealed a Superman costume underneath, and then simply kept walking.

Cute! He’s clearly enjoying his last years as Prime Minister.

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The ZOMBIE Frappuccino

Starbucks’ latest diabetes-inducer, the Zombie Frappuccino has arrived. 

I won’t lie, I love anything related to Halloween and for that sole reason I may try that shit even if it goes against my principles, because I find Starbucks overrated and retarded.

Overpriced coffee and unhealthy sugary drinks are not for me.

Starbucks describes the drink as “a chilling concoction of green caramel apple, a drizzle of dark mocha, and pinkish whip”. 

However, Pajiba reviewed Starbucks’ latest abomination a bit different…

In case you’re wondering what that cup of baby diarrhea and half-blended up worms tastes like, here’s the answer… SPOILER ALERT: It tastes like wasted money!

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