Future Hillsong cult suicide casualty Justin Bieber was able to convey the essence of a serial killer’s ransom note made of cut out magazine letters in a new Facebook post about his tattoos.
In case you haven’t been keeping up, he has a lot of them, and if you like Big Brother, Teen Mom, or white trash airbrushed Pigeon Forge t-shirts, you’re going to be wowed by Bieber’s ink.
It’s patriotic and religions and all around just lets the world know that Bieber’s mental state is deteriorating and that he’s careening towards death.
This week Bieber took to Facebook to defend destroying his body with:
“If tattooed didn’t hurt everyone would have them. Well maybe not very one!!Over a hundred hours of hart work on my body and I wouldn’t take back a single one.. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE ART AND IVE MAde my body a canvas and it’s SO MUCH FUN”
Over hundred hours of HART?? And I thought my English spelling was terrible…
Remember those rumors that he and Selena Gomez were fucked up on meth twenty-four-seven? Well now we know those aren’t true. This Bieber statement is reading more like the product of meth AND cocaine!! But to say something nice, he actually creates better songs than many of his contemporaries.
On personal note, I’m glad I never did anything too extreme like those tattoos while been a top ’cause I don’t think straight guys would have wanted to fuck me looking like a douchebag.
“Jokes” aside, is it really patriotic when a Canadian gets a tattoo of an eagle?
Errr, nevermind, we don’t want him back!!