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Timeless Classic Of The Day

Carnival by The Cardigans

I’m here by my door waiting for you.

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How long till Trump takes credit for ABBA reuniting?

It looks like 2018 isn’t turning out to be the complete flaming anal fissure that 2017 was.

A jury said “Bye Bitch!” to Bill Cosby, North and South Korea vowed to stop warring, the Golden State Killer was possibly caught, and now we’re learning that ABBA is going to cause ears to jizz out glitter by releasing new music.

I guess I’m going to clean myself and patiently wait for all my tops to knock at my door, at the same time, tonight asking “wanna fuck?” Because if ABBA got back together, anything is possible!

ABBA (made up of Agnetha Fältskog, Benny Andersson, Björn Ulvaeus, and Anni-Frid Lyngstad) once turned down $1 billion to reunite for a huge world tour, so them getting back together could be the final sign of the apocalypse.

Deadline says that over 35 years after they broke up in 1982, ABBA reunited to record two new songs, one of which is called I Still Have Faith In You. The songs will debut in December for a TV special that will air on NBC in the U.S. and on the BBC in the UK.

Sadly, ABBA isn’t going to slip into crotch-hugging satin jumpsuits to perform the new songs. Now ABBA has inspired many pop artist, and many has cover their songs as well.

Below 3 artist, but 2 of them always cause the gay angels to prolapse:

GODDESS MINOGUE

CARLA BRUNI (aka France’s former First Lady)

CHER

I might have to take a chance on this!

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WTF Avicii Has Died!!

The 2013 radio hit Wake Me Up isn’t just a catchy song; it’s also what Avicii fans (yours truly included) are no doubt feeling after hearing this sad news.

The Associated Press is reporting that 28-year-old Swedish DJ and producer Avicii, whose real name is Tim Bergling, was found dead in Muscat, Oman

Police are still investigating his death. Avicii has suffered in the past with acute pancreatitis, which was in part caused by excessive drinking. In 2014, he had his gallbladder and appendix removed. He quit touring in 2016, but continued to make music in studio and was one of the highest-paid DJs in the world. Avicii began producing music at 16, and started touring when he was 18.

This is a real, true gone-but-not-forgotten situation. Because even though Avicii is no longer with us on Earth, his music will remain. Specifically his song Levels.

It’s everywhere, always. Every mall, every club, every Spring Break. I’m almost sure it’s the unofficial soundtrack to being inside an Uber on a Saturday night

As for myself, this is the song from Avicci I relate and have played the most…

28 is too fucking young to die. RIP Avicii.

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The big blue dick Of Stockholm

Noted Swedish peen artiste Carolina Falkholt is already known for painting a beautiful, veiny pink dick on the side of a building in Manhattan last year after she was commissioned by a local street art foundation. Some neighbors cried about it, and it was eventually painted over.

RIP Big Pink Veiny Dick Of Manhattan.

The same thing happened in Stockholm…

The Guardian says that about a week ago, Carolina’s latest dick art was unveiled on the side of an apartment building.

It’s a five-story tall cut veiny dick. It has been appreciated by people who love art, dicks of all shapes, colours and sizes, and Smurf cock.

But not everyone loves the giant sight of a blue dick and cock-blocked it by complaining. 

Here’s the five-story dick that’d impress even the most pickiest of size queens. (“Speak for yourself, bitch, I only get the tingles for dicks that are eight-stories or more.” – size queens).

So if you’re in Stockholm, get it while you can. And if you can’t resist the urge to lick it, make sure you play safe by Purell-ing your tongue afterward.

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Timeless Classic Of The Day

Pretty World by September

You lie to me, now I know you lie to me…

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Timeless Classic Of The Day

Lucky by Lucky Twice

There’s nothing you can do, just scream and shout…

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Arrivederci Italia, Hallå Sweden!

For the first time since 1958 and only the second time ever, the great comedian of football (soccer,) Italy, is out of the World Cup.

A 0-0 draw with Sweden in the second leg of the European play-off round sealed their fate, after the Azzurri lost 1-0 in the first leg on Friday.

The Italian team is what’s also happening to the Argentine team, rubbish management and players who are long in the tooth.

Argentina qualified by luck that is spelled M.E.S.S.I. plus a rival team that was a joke. Otherwise they would be gone long ago as well.

Anyway, this could be a blessing in disguise for Italy. 

All credit to Sweden who man for man cannot compare with Italy, but they were a team. Which is what you need to play this game.
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