Tag Archives: Trash

This Lying Bitch…

The Hill reports:

President Trump fired back at Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau on Friday after Trudeau called Thursday’s implementation of U.S. tariffs on steel and aluminum an affront to Canadian soldiers who died serving alongside their U.S. compatriots.

Trump accused Canada’s government of treating U.S. agricultural interests “very poorly” in a tweet, adding that the country was “highly restrictive on trade.”

Trump’s statement on Canada’s surplus with the U.S. is inaccurate (read: A LIE,) as the Office of the U.S. Trade Representative stated in March that the U.S. has an overall trade surplus with Canada.

It’s anyone actually surprised by his lies??? 

Trudeau’s reply to the egomaniacal orange lying bitch should be two words, and two words only: “Fuddle-duddle”

Canadian for FUCK OFF!

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Once more i marvel at the weird shit happening in some third world countries…

Actually, this happened in The United States which is kinda the same a this point.

This is the story of a nail salon worker who isn’t going to let a customer get away without paying today, tomorrow, the next day or the next day!

Jackie Chan, who? Tom Cruise wishes! The entire cast of Fast and Furious could never!

On Saturday, a woman by the name of Angela Henly learned to never fuck with a nail salon worker. They’re not risking lung cancer by inhaling that chemical mess for free. 

The Charlotte Observer says that Angela and a friend got their nails done at Unique Nails in Jackson, Tennessee, and she made the wrong decision of refusing to pay her bill… 

If Angela could hit the rewind button on her life and go back, I’m sure she’d end up finding a way to pay her bill, because she ended up stiffing the wrong one.

When Angela and her friend got in their car and tried to leave, two nail salon workers tried to stop them by blocking the car. But Angela pulled away anyway while telling everyone that she paid. But apparently Angela still hadn’t paid and the lady in blue was going to get her coins even if it meant following Angela around for the rest of her life until that unpaid manicure bill got paid.

She clung to Angela’s car like loneliness clings to my soul!

If Angela drove through several tornados, the nail salon lady still wouldn’t have let go.

If a pack of wild dogs bit at her foot, she still wouldn’t let go.

If Angela blasted that fucking 2015 Pretty Girls song from her car, the nail salon lady probably would’ve let go because no one is strong enough to handle that kind of torture.

Anyway, Jackson Police said in a release that Angela trash was arrested on felony reckless endangerment charges and taken to the police station where she was later released on $15,000 bond. In short, that was one expensive manicure!

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When is the media going to stop giving assholes so much attention?

And here we go AGAIN.

If you missed the latest extra-large fart bubble of sad insanity that came out of Kanye West’s mouth during his visit to TMZ, then might I suggest you keep on missing it and watch a much less gross and much more satisfying video by clicking here. But if you insist….

To get attention for his new albums and his self-published “philosophy” book on Twitter, Kanye has declared his love for his brother Donald Trump, told us that he loves the brain of Black Lives Matter hater Candace Owens, and did a 2-hour interview.  But he really went for it when he dropped into the offices of TMZ

Kanye said that since slavery lasted for 400 years, the slaves must’ve made the choice to remain slaves. Strangely enough, Kanye didn’t also say that Jewish people willingly went to concentration camps because they wanted a free vacation? He’s probably saving that for his next visit.

“When you hear about slavery for 400 years, for 400 years?! That sounds like a choice. Like, you was there for 400 years and it’s all y’all? It’s like we’re mentally in prison. I like the word prison because slavery goes too direct to the idea of blacks. So prison is something that unites us as one race. Blacks and whites being one race. We’re the human race.”

Later in the newsroom, Kanye asked everyone if they think he’s thinking freely, and that’s when TMZ’s Van Lathan became a hero by trying to get through to him by feeding him a potent dose of WAKE THE FUCK UP:

The train wreck of 2018 didn’t end there.

Kanye already admitted that he had an opioid addiction during his breakdown of 2016, and he told everyone that he got addicted after getting lipo. He said that he got the Kartrashian special, because he didn’t want them to call him fat….

So according to the logic of Kanye, slavery is a choice, but lipo is something he was forced to do? GOT IT!! This guy is obviously not well.

Stop asking him questions about shit he clearly knows nothing whatsoever about because an opinion about something based on ignorance is worse than having no opinion at all.

You know, I only have room for one delusional artist in my life, and she actually has talent:

Jokes aside, the American trash culture scares me! 

The importance they give to these kind of uneducated egotistical lunatics is alarming… That’s exactly how they ended up with their current President!

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Another Pole dancer has joined the World!

After Kylie Jenner Kardashian named her baby after a stripper who fucked Trump, I fully expected Khloezilla to name her newborn baby something worst.

But instead of doing that, she brought on endless jokes by naming her poor baby True Thompson… Gladly for that baby her middle name is not “Dat”.

The baby’s name might be True, as True as the daddy’s dick is in someone else as we speak.

The kid’s nickname should be “Wishful Thinking,” because True is something that Tristan and his wandering cheating dick will never be to Khlozilla.

On the other hand… Is there a competition between them about who puts the most horrible name for their kids?

I’m only posting this because I”m tired, but I actually used to like Khloe when she was the free spirited one, the “black sheep” and free of body alterations and NBA players.

Regardless, that baby’s name it’s certainly better than North,Chicago, and Stormi.

You know, at least she didn’t name her Fidelity.

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Meanwhile In America…

Here I am catching up with my blog, you can tell is my day off!!

And by the latest news coming from America, you can tell the political scene doesn’t have a day off on scandals and wtf’s. It gets more unstable by the day… 

CNBC reports:

House Speaker Paul Ryan has privately told confidants he does not plan to run for re-election this year, multiple reports said Wednesday. The Wisconsin Republican could announce his decision “soon,” according to the news outlet.

The GOP faces a tough fight to hold on to a House majority in November amid Democratic enthusiasm and opposition to some policies pushed by President Donald Trump and the Republican-controlled Congress.

So… He’s retiring. 

For what I’m reading on the web, Americans are actually very happy about it.

Good for you Americans! Although he is not going straight to jail, as the catholic he is, I hope he’s aware that he’s going straight TO HELL.

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Not All Canvas look like Art

Future Hillsong cult suicide casualty Justin Bieber was able to convey the essence of a serial killer’s ransom note made of cut out magazine letters in a new Facebook post about his tattoos.

In case you haven’t been keeping up, he has a lot of them, and if you like Big Brother, Teen Mom, or white trash airbrushed Pigeon Forge t-shirts, you’re going to be wowed by Bieber’s ink.

It’s patriotic and religions and all around just lets the world know that Bieber’s mental state is deteriorating and that he’s careening towards death.

This week Bieber took to Facebook to defend destroying his body with:

“If tattooed didn’t hurt everyone would have them. Well maybe not very one!!Over a hundred hours of hart work on my body and I wouldn’t take back a single one.. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE ART AND IVE MAde my body a canvas and it’s SO MUCH FUN”

Over hundred hours of HART?? And I thought my English spelling was terrible…

Remember those rumors that he and Selena Gomez were fucked up on meth twenty-four-seven? Well now we know those aren’t true. This Bieber statement is reading more like the product of meth AND cocaine!! But to say something nice, he actually creates better songs than many of his contemporaries.

On personal note, I’m glad I never did anything too extreme like those tattoos while been a top ’cause I don’t think  straight guys would have wanted to fuck me looking like a douchebag.

“Jokes” aside, is it really patriotic when a Canadian gets a tattoo of an eagle?

Errr, nevermind, we don’t want him back!!

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Trump: April Is Sexual Assault Awareness Month

The New York Daily News reports:

President Trump is getting a jump start on April Fools’ Day. Without a hint of irony, Trump announced Friday that next month will be dedicated to “sexual assault awareness and prevention.”

Trump, who has been accused of sexual misconduct by nearly two dozen women, said in a presidential proclamation that sex crimes remain “tragically common in our society”  and “offenders too often evade accountability.”

Okay… At this point, he’s just trolling EVERYONE!

But in all seriousness, we’re already aware that HE IS a sexual predator.

April should be Total Lack Of Self-Awareness month, instead.

Anyhow, in honour of Sexual Assault Awareness Month, this is for the women who live around the White House…

Be careful out there! 

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