Tag Archives: Trash

Why is this imbecile a thing?

We’ve gotten to the point now where the name Logan Paul has become more synonymous with a piece of shit than toilet paper. So it should be no great shock that he’s in trouble again for his insufferable antics.

On Monday, 22-year-turd Logan uploaded a video of himself and two friends finding two dead rats on his patio.

Logan declared: “No rat comes into my house without getting tased!” before whipping a taser from the waistband of his pants and zapping them.

He tases them again as their bodies go into the trash…

I’m not a credentialed psychiatrist, so it’s just my humble opinion that the respect a person shows for life includes how he treats the dead.

Logan Paul has 16.6 million subscribers… WTF society???? 

Dude is the reason why swallowing should be taught as an ACCEPTABLE alternative for pregnancy prevention. This one really should have been a period…

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Believe Me

Few days ago was the one-year anniversary of Donald Trump being inaugurated as President of the United States.

Rather than focus on the more than two thousand documented lies he has told in office, The Washington Monthly instead published an article (link here) that highlights some of Trump’s most preposterous lies and how he so often bookends these by saying one or several times “believe me.”

Some highlights:

“Because I’m going to be working for you, I’m not going to have time to go play golf. Believe me. Believe me folks.”

“And you know what else? I have great respect for women, believe me.”

“Believe me, I’ll change things. And again, we’re going to be so respected.”

“I will do everything in my power to protect our LGBTQ citizens from the violence and oppression of a hateful foreign ideology. Believe me.”

“We will not answer to donors or lobbyists or special interests, but we will serve the citizens of the United States of America, believe me.”

“The world is in trouble, but we’re going to straighten it out. OK? That’s what I do. I fix things. We’re going to straighten it out. Believe me.”

“We will terminate Obamacare and replace it, believe me, with something good.”

“I will build a great wall — and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me. I would have Mexico pay for it. Believe me, they will pay for it.”

This brings us to an easy conclusion:

When Trump says “believe me” he’s really saying I’M LYING.

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RACIST Says He’s Not A Racist

The Associated Press reports:

President Donald Trump, on the defensive in the wake of recent disparaging comments about Haiti and African nations that have revived questions about whether the leader of the world’s melting pot is a racist, declared Sunday that he is not one.

“No, No. I am not a racist,” Trump told reporters who asked for his response to those who think he is a racist.

“I am the least racist person you have ever interviewed. That I can tell you.” Trump also denied making the statements attributed to him, but avoided delving into the specifics of what he did or did not say.

Mmkay let’s see:

  • If you demand the death penalty for The Central Park Five despite clear exculpatory evidence, you ARE a racist.
  • If you call neo- Nazi murderers “good people”, you ARE a racist.
  • If you refuse to lease your properties to black and brown people, you ARE a racist.
  • If you send black and brown people back to countries they’ve never seen or know the language, while allowing Russian women stay in your properties so they can conduct the very chain migration you love to condemn when it’s “those people”, you ARE a racist.
  • If you hound and falsely accuse your predecessor of not being an American citizen because he’s black, you ARE a racist.

Seriously, why the good people has to die while this parasite still on Earth? NOT FAIR!

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Douche On The Loose

Logan Paul, one of the many douchebags that dominates Youtube for IDIOTIC reasons, failed to issue a trigger warning before exploring a woodsy area known for suicides in Aokigahara, Japan.

Logan and his crew decided to take a New Year’s Eve trip to Aokigahara for funsies. While filming there this major asshole came across the body of a man who had hanged himself in the trees. Rather than call cut and report it to the authorities, Logan decided to make the most of it…

Dude is pretty much a Kardashian!

“This is the most real vlog I’ve ever posted on this channel,” Paul said in the video. “I think this definitely marks a moment in YouTube history.”

Paul then proceeded to film closer to the body before apologising to viewers for what was “supposed to be a fun vlog.”

Here’s a cut (without the dead body) of the since removed video which shows Logan and company’s handling of the situation.

Clearly the side effects an out-of-touch generation watching a video with a title that suggests the exploration of a “suicide forest” and expecting to find Pokemons instead of suicide victims.

Being accused of misogyny and rap flow infringement by FLOBOTS were the peak of his worries until this suicide video situation. Logan was forced to issue an apology.

He has a ton of advertisers, a $200,000 vehicle, and mansion sized mortgage payments… This was a case of live by the sword, die by the sword.

The same audience on the internet that made him famous also reminded him that he wasn’t untouchable or above trigger warnings. 

However, we know what’s next… Douche is only getting more popular because, HUMANITY!

Youtube “celebrities,” Snapchat “celebrities,” Instagram “celebrities…” It’s a fucking epidemic that is desensitising our youth.

And since the audience of all those attention-whores are mostly unsupervised kids that are allowed to do whatever they want on the internet; the only way to make them go away is for the PARENTS to step in and be parents!!

The end.

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The size of his “Nuclear Button” Is Bigger Than Yours

It is TRULY time to BOYCOTT Twitter until bitch is removed.

This is NOT Presidential per Twitter’s new code of behaviour that was adapted to accommodate Trump. This is provocation. Millions of people in America and worldwide should not have to read and therefore live in constant fear of his actions.

If he is so passionate then he (the so-called President) can release a press statement or hold a press conference. This is LAZY governing of people with heavy doses of WTF!

Please just go back to playing golf, Mr. Trump. I feel safer that way.

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You’re the puppet!

After months of delay, Walt Disney World’s Hall of Presidents will reopen tomorrow with a controversial addition… Yes, baby President Trump has been immortalised in robot form and will stand next to honourable men such as Abraham Lincoln and George Washington… An aberration!

And an employee at Disney, Scott Gustin, just posted a preview.

The big question that has been on everyone’s minds since forever is what could robo-Trump possibly say that would both sound like him and appeal to a family-friendly audience?

The whole thing about Mexican rapists probably wouldn’t fly. And calling the intelligence community Nazis probably wouldn’t sound too great. That stuff about grabbing women by the pussy is definitely out… 

Yet, that’s exactly what someone unofficially did because that’s the real him.

I’ve been there when I was a kid… Disney was not for me back then, and even less now.

In Trump words, “No puppet! No puppet! You’re the puppet!”

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Black Friday Death Count

Every year when Black Friday comes along, madness ensues.

People lineup for hours in the hopes of saving a few hundred dollars, and when those doors finally open, all hell breaks loose.

These uncivilised humans fight each other for products, while other literally tear it out of each others hands, so it’s no wonder than every year a lot of people get injured in the chaos of embarrassing consumerism.

Some even die…

Last year there were 3 deaths in America on Black Friday.

  • In San Antonio, a man tried to help a woman being beaten in a Walmart parking lot. He was shot.
  • Someone got shot over a Walmart parking spot fight in Reno
  • And there was a deadly shooting at a New Jersey mall.

So many bad things happen that there’s is actually a website that tracks every death and accident caused by Black Friday madness.

Now, this website tells you how many people died so far, and the last time I checked it, the count was at 10 death and 105 injuries.

Luckily those didn’t all happen this years, otherwise I’m pretty sure Black Friday would no longer exist (then again the American society is Pro-gun).

Here are the stats from the last 10 Black Friday sales, as well as a few honourable mentions.

Yup, absurd barbaric violence comes at 75% off in “the first world.” As idiotic as it sounds.

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