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DJ Omarosa Released Another Secret Audio Recording

If there were ever any doubts in your mind that Omarosa is a grifter nonpareil, this week should have secretly recorded them and penned a tell-all book called This Dummy Thought I Wouldn’t.

Like a DJ sifting through a crate of bangers, Omarosa has pulled out yet another secret recording and turned the volume up to 11. TMZ reports that Omarosa just released an incriminating recording, this time of Lara Trump (that’s Eric Trump, AKA Droopy’s wife), offering her a pay-off for keeping her mouth shut on the heels of her departure from whatever her job at the white house was.

I don’t like Omarosa, I think she is cut from the same cloth as the Tangerine Turd, but I respect her gamesmanship. She’s intelligent, way smarter than he is and has more balls that the whole American Congress.

If it takes Satan’s boot licker to take down the orange dick, then I’m all for it!!

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Trump calls Omarosa a ‘dog’

Despite the fact that most people can swallow her crap Omarosa Manigault-Newman is probably smiling wide these days because she’s having lots of publicity for her new book.

Ever since Omarosa was let go/fired/quit her job as Director of Communications at the White House, she’s been shopping a tell-all while claiming she was practically a one-woman recording studio. She said she had recordings from private conversations inside the West Wing.

Obviously, baby President is not having it and referred Omarosa, the only African-American to have served in a senior role in the White House, as a “dog.”

You know… I NEVER could stand Omarosa, she’s like a real-life Disney villainess, but I was shocked that a President would call a woman a dog.

On the other hand I never thought to say this but, Omarosa girl this is your moment!

Please god tell me you did the right thing and recorded these criminal fucks saying some substantial shit and put the nail on this coffin of a chapter of the most embarrassing US history. Fuck those people that are saying she’s a criminal for doing this as though what she did was not morally justified, while there’s nothing moral in Trump’s government.

If she got juicy stuff on tape, she is a true international hero.

You know, I miss having a responsible adult in the White House, especially one who isn’t a undignified-lying-racist-misogynist-xenophobic piece of orange trash.

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Can he die Instead?

Politico reports:

Speaking at a rally in Pennsylvania on Thursday, Trump claimed he had actually arrived 15 minutes early for his meeting with the “incredible” queen, slamming the “fake, fake, disgusting news” media reports that noted he had been the one who was late.

The president’s visit to Britain was broadcast live on television, including footage of the 92-year-old queen waiting for Trump for 12 minutes and looking at her watch.

“I landed and I’m on the ground and I’m waiting with the king’s and the queen’s guards,” Trump told his supporters. “I’m waiting. I was about 15 minutes early and I’m waiting with my wife and that’s fine. Hey, it’s the queen, right? We can wait. But I’m a little early.”

WTF?!!!! Does he really think the whole world is as idiotic as his supporters? LIES, LIES, LIES, and more LIES are all we hear time after time and time again.

He was fucking late to meet the Queen and the whole world saw it LIVE!

I’m really exhausted of him, he’s an embarrassment. I have no idea why he still President.

So he said: “I landed and I’m on the ground and I’m waiting with the king’s and the queen’s guard. 

Just one example of how fucking stupid and ignorant he is, the Queen’s husband is NOT THE KING. Yup! The American President.

Why is always the wrong people the one dying?

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Kim Whoredashian Suggested Tyson Beckford Is Gay Because He Doesn’t Like Her Body

It seems like just yesterday the internet was getting mad at Kim Kardashian for being obsessed with how skinny she was and already the internet is mad at her for something else. …Oh yeah! It was just two days too. Way to keep that exposure rolling, Kim!

The Huffington Post reports (because real news is dead) that Kim started a mild internet beef with Tyson Beckford after he swatted away a pic of her and labelled her body as not his thing because the USDA would never certify it as organic and because she should go on Botched for her botched hip job.

This all started after some Instagram model-type person named Amirah Dyme posted a picture of Kim to her Instagram account. Because Tyson is apparently one of Amirah’s 1.6 million followers, he decided to comment on the photo of Kim and give his two cents on her body.

The Shade Room took screenshots of the comments because someone had to:

I never really noticed Kim’s right hip, because I was too busy screaming as my eyes burned after looking at her hideous plastic hoof covers. 

Well, Kim was not having it. A man talk shit about how he didn’t want anything to do with her body? A man not find Kim Kardashian a sexual deity? Impossible, and clearly gay!!

And Kim suggested as much writing: “Sis we all know why you don’t care for it”. The Shade Room got a screenshot of their own screenshot because that’s how meta they are:

That tea-drinking frog is straight up aggressive. And the nails? That’s the wrong shade of pink! Twitter had mixed reactions to Kim’s klapback, some thought it was klever, others thought she was being a messy homophobe.

Is Kim right? Did we all know Tyson Beckford is gay? Because I sure the fuck didn’t, and I’m honestly upset no one told me.

Those muscles? That face? Those lips? FUCK ME Tyson Beckford!!

Now, for the kids who doesn’t know who Tyson is, well Tyson is a SUPERMODEL and he was ONE of the HOTTEST models of the 90s.

He has the authority to judge beauty and plastic when he sees one.

Tyson is natural perfection.

On the other hand, Kim is 98% plastic, 2% Air.

She can fuck off! The end.

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Creepy and Gross

Honestly kids these days? I don’t know what the hell you are up to, but the new standards are VERY LOW!!!

I took one look at this mess calles 6ix9ine and I knew that I wanted nothing to do with him. I may not understand the youth of America, but Nicki Minaj seems to think she does.

Nicki recently collaborated with a heavily-addicted rainbow-coloured crack head, and people are pissed.

PopBuzz is reporting that Nicki is coming under some heavy fire for working with the 22 yo rapper. What’s got the internet so angry? Oh just a bit of PAEDOPHILIA!

Yeah, good morning, welcome to Hell!!!

Apparently the ugly sick fuck pled guilty to ‘use of a child in a sexual performance’ back in 2015. Jezebel has a recount of the whole scenario which actually is a lot worse than it sounds. And you wouldn’t read it if you want to have a peaceful morning.

To summarise, he recorded some gross things happening to a girl who was 13 at the time.

Nicki Minaj has sympathised with a convicted child rapist in the past, the convicted child rapist being her own brother… You know, no one should know (except the Vatican) this many people who have been convicted of sex crimes involving underage kids.

On the other hand, it’s hardly news all those rappers are involved in illegal shit, but sex crimes are the next level of wrong… Even though, dude’s face is the worst crime, EVER! 

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Russian State TV: Trump Smells Like A Kremlin Agent

Every single news coming from our American neighbours are about mass shootings, racial issues and Trump’s lies/rudeness/assorted WTF’s.

It’s been ages since I posted anything positive about the United Sates. The last time I praised anything from there was my American fuckfriend’s penis. But other than that nothing much.

Since Trump is (still) in power (for reasons I don’t understand) that country is going South.

During Bush the image of The United States was really bad, but with Trump is ten times worse! To the point that relations between America and Canada (Canada = the most chill country ever) is on a tightrope.

I tried to avoid blogging about the Orange menace, but sometimes is not possible…

Julia Davis writes for the Washington Post:

Russian state media are hard at work, praising Putin’s strategy that is finally paying off. That is not surprising, as the state media in Russia are fully controlled by the government. Positions conveyed by the Kremlin’s bullhorns reflect only what is considered permissible by the state. On Russian state television, criticism of Putin is unheard of, and mildly dissenting views are allowed mostly so they can be mocked. Government-controlled propaganda, combined with fear of retribution, secure consistently high approval ratings for the seemingly irreplaceable Russian leader. Putin is always portrayed as a masterful chess player whose every move is pure genius.

What’s that old saying? “If it quacks like a Kremlin agent and smells like a Kremlin agent . . . “

Anyhow, below some brutal Memes trolling President Shitler after his ‘disgraceful performance’ when meeting the real boss…


Although the internet makes everything better, the reality is sad and very dangerous.

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The Fall of Beauty

When I heard that Netflix and Dreamworks Animation were joining forces to bring She-Ra into the now, I prayed to Jesus to not let them mess it up.

Well, it’s now confirmed that Jesus doesn’t exist because Netflix released the first official pictures of the new She-Ra
and it’s a MESS!!

Those butcherers turned She-Ra and Catra into Fetus-Ra (or an Elf?) and Kidtra.

There’s some die-hard She-Ra nerds like myself who are crying about the new design because the new She-Ra’s NOT SEXY like the 80’s animation.

I get the “objectification” thing and the fact that society is oversensitive but it’s classic/cult cartoon for God’s sake!

Why in the new cartoons/reboots all characters must look like they still haven’t hit puberty? It’s STUPID!!!

The real problem is that She-Ra looks like she was drawn with Crayons by a 12-year-old who flipped through a manga once real fast, and looks like she can’t battle evil after 8 PM because that’s when her curfew is.

And Catra is no longer an evil goddess of perfection who destroys her enemies with her glamour. She’s now an angsty tween who looks like the only thing she destroys is her bedroom wall by carving an anarchy sign into it while listening to Fall Out Boy.

Truly, what’s this mess?!!!

In case the original She-Ra isn’t cemented in your brain like mine, here’s what she and some of her friends looked like:

And this is Catra:


Whats’s wrong with being hot and sexy while kicking ass??

80’s cartoons were a thing of beauty.

The new version is so ugly. Gosh! WTF Netflix?!!

STOP. FUCKING. WITH. MY. CHILD. HOOD!

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