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Dear Tiffany Trump, if you want your dad to grab you and hug you, wear this…

The “Touch of Fur” shawl by FENDI is a new part of this season’s womenswear collection at £750! Do you see a vagina or it’s only me? 

I seriously can’t afford it, but Tiffany can.

Don’t let Ivanka get daddy’s full attention girl. You deserve some too.

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SAFE

Tonight I spoke via WhatsApp with one of my cousins in South America. She was telling me about her trip to Orlando, and when she asked me what was new with me I mentioned Maxim.

Obviously she was surprised to hear a person’s name and not an objectify being. See, usually when I tell her about my lovers it’s all about their big dicks and not the person they are. Which to be honest I don’t care much anyway because our business is pure sex.

Now, Maxim is something else. So my cousin was in shock to hear I’m giving my inner-slut a rest, but that’s the right thing to do.

When someone takes me serious I do the same. So in my present (my life is so radical) I’m pretty much a virgin again and the wifie of one man. 

The one sabotaging my misbehaviour with love marks and assorted tricks.

But I’m not complaining.

The beginning is always fun and challenging, but despite whatever obstacle I’m always game because these moments make me zen. And I feel safe this way.

Safe from myself.

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20 Random Questions

Surfing online I found a page full of random questions and decided to answer few, and share them. Because even if you can’t care less about what I have to say, writing is my therapy, my solace and my catharsis.

  1. How do you use Facebook? I don’t. I closed my account three years ago.
  2. Do apps help you or just waste your time? Both.
  3. Do presidential candidates need to be good debaters? They should. 
  4. Which is more important: Talent or Hard Work? Hard work.
  5. Do you eat too quickly? Yes.
  6. Who inspires you? Humanitarians and animal advocates.
  7. Are you a novelty-seeker? Nope.
  8. Do you want to write a book? I wanted when I was younger.
  9. Should couples live together before marriage? Totally.
  10. What is your fantasy vacation? The one I’ll spend with my better half
  11. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? Girls. Boys and I fight too much.
  12. Have you ever felt replaced? Yes.
  13. Is the last person you texted attractive? Yes
  14. Have you experienced sexual harassment? Yes.
  15. What will you remember most from 2011? Jaden, my then bf.
  16. When did you last have a great conversation? Last week.
  17. Why do you share photos? Because I have nothing to hide.
  18. What advice would you give to somebody who just started dating? Enjoy it without expectations.
  19. What is your opinion about the morning-after pill? You gotta do what you gotta do.
  20. What are you good at? At making people horny. My biggest talent, I guess.
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Weed Is Officially Legal In Canada

As a Canadian person, I can confidently assure outsiders who look upon Canada as this always-smiling apologetic utopia. It’s cold for about 11 months of the year. Near every pond lurks a pack of Canada Geese that will either try to bite you or will laugh as you slip on their poo.

But at least we can now legally smoke all our problems away, because today marks the first day  that cannabis is 100% legal in Canada.

There were a couple times parliament tried to pass decriminalisation bills, but they didn’t take until 2017, when the Cannabis Act was passed.

The bill officially went into effect today, thus making Canada the second country in the world, behind Uruguay, to legalise it for recreation, medical use, and cultivation.

CBC notes that the rules will vary from province to province. All but two provinces require you to be 19 years old (Alberta and Quebec are going with 18). You can smoke at home and in public (depending on the city), and bring 30 grams of weed on a plane, but you can’t get high and get behind the wheel of a car.

You can also buy weed online and have it shipped to your house.

Forget what I said about the geese, this country is obviously great. But you can’t sell it, you have to buy it from the government or an approved source.

Canada is also considering releasing people in jail for weed-related offences.

On the other hand, stoners started to line up at 3:30 am in front of our government-run legal pot shops here in Montreal.

I don’t smoke, but will always support its legalisation, so blaze it bitches!

Happy Legalisation day to all my fellow Canadians!

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Dating Is the only Choice

Last night I went on a date with Maxim, like normal humans do. I was not uncomfortable but I felt I bit strange because I became cynical. Age makes you careful but also makes you value what’s important. That been said, we are pretty much dating at this point, because there’s no way I see my fuckfriends again with all the hickeys on my body. 

To be honest, I like Maxim. He’s a very interesting guy. I knew he was a geek (he gave me a class in video games and hi-tech stuff I have no clue about it,) but yesterday I found that he is also very good at languages, as he speaks English, French, German and Japanese.

And nothing turns me on more than guys who use their brain.

It’s gonna be hard to avoid Phil and Eric (to mention few) but Maxim gives me something extra and not only sex. And I’m enjoying it, so far.

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Ticket to Monogamy?

So… I met Maxim, and we spent Sunday night together.

We had a mutual crush, and unlike any other guy he didn’t rush to get me naked.

In fact, his approach was never sexual but friendly. For moments he talked to me as if I was one of his classmates or someone his age aware of whatever younger people do, until I had to ask what? 

Maxim is very chatty, a bit of a nerd also, but the fact he is not a sexual maniac like my fuckfriends (or myself) is the most refreshing. He’s actually more the romantic type, and although I haven’t do romance in ages he gives me a “feels right” type of vibe.

However I’m evil, and I needed to test him in bed…

He wasn’t bad but needs more experience. Luckily for him, he found me! He was passionate (which is good) but a little reckless and bit me too hard (specially my lips).

He has potential and like every men before him, he’ll go from good to great. I can guarantee you that because that’s my mission all the time.

I didn’t have any expectation with him, so, it was a great surprise to find out he’s the serious type. That been said, we’d probably go on a real date tonight.

Maxim is offering me something nobody else does, a hope for a serious monogamous relationship. And I will not miss any chance I have. With him or whoever else. 

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The Execution Of Mata Hari

On Oct. 15, 1917, famed female spy Mata Hari is executed for espionage by a French firing squad.

Most of us have seen those wonderful vintage postcards with Mata Hari’s photograph on them, but most of us know little about her.

Few years ago I bought this book about Mat Hari, it wasn’t only a biography but a research since she’s still somehow an urban legend. By that I mean there’s plenty of fantasy about her but not proven facts.

Mata Hari gained fame for her dances which consisted of her stripping nude, packing dance houses.

Men adored her, and her list of lovers grew to include high-ranking military officials from different countries.

During World War I she was accused of revealing details about the Allies’ new weapon, the tank, which resulted in the deaths of thousands of soldiers.

Mata Hari was convicted of espionage without much evidence.

Many historians believe her conviction was a way to distract the public from the huge losses the French army was suffering in the war.

According to an eyewitness account by British reporter Henry Wales, she was not bound and refused a blindfold. Mata Hari only crime was possibly her weakness for men.

A victim, rather than a victimizer.

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