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Shit Sequels Say

Sorry for the lack of updates, between work, errands and fornication I had no energies to blog. But today is another day and I’m off at last.

I’m in the wrong realm and I think everyone can tell.

Now…

I’ve learned enough watching sequels of romantic comedies (or sequels in general) that the sequels of romantic comedies are complete wastes of romance and my humour.

Take Bridget Jone’s Diary. The first film was fine because it hit the right tone of humour, irony, sarcasm, humiliation, and heartbreak which is what a good romance is.

Then there’s the Edge of Reason, the sequel to the Golden Globe nominated film which was so bad, even the sheep in my dreams had bruises.

And there’s also Aladdin 2, or some other sort of stupidity that completely destroys the fantasy of happy endings.

The message is simple: there are no happy endings, but shitty sequels.

Life isn’t that much different…

After a while, some of us, looking for that end, turned into a shitty sequel of ourselves.

I guess what I’m trying to say is that Alex seems confused with my attitude. The fact that I gave him another chance to hang out didn’t mean exclusivity. He thought we would be dating like before, but even if his penis pleasures me, his personality doesn’t.

A sequel won’t be the best idea simply because, I do not trust him.

Perhaps I am the issue…

When I was young and pure, after my 7 years relationship (Hubby) I got into a relationship with the next guy I met (Bunny). After that breakup (Bunny) it took me 2 guys before I met my next boyfriend (Jaden).

After that bf (Jaden), it took me 8 guys before I met the next one (Joseph).

Once over (Joseph) it took me 4 to meet the next (David). After him (David,) it took me only 1 (PatrickA). And after that one, 1 again. (Xavier)

It’s been over 50 guys since my last bf, and I still haven’t met the next one.

I AM a shitty sequel!!!

See, it’s not my intention to make Alex feel stupid, but he should be grateful I accepted to fuck again ’cause I had the choice to say:

“I wish you never acted like an asshole so I could have some faith in you.”

My other choice was to leave the space below his message blank, like he left mine.

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Currently Reading…

I bought this book few days ago, The Zookeeper’s Wife.

I thought it was a fiction when I saw the cover with the beautiful and talented Jessica Chastain on it, but reading the introduction I found it’s a true story of a Polish couple who hid Jews at their zoo in Poland during WWII. 

Since it has two subject I’m fascinated by (history and animals) I didn’t have much to debate. 

Obviously there’s also a movie of this book, which I’m planing to see as soon as I’m done with it. 

In short, I never heard any of these. All I know is that this book is about the heroism of Jan and Antonina Żabiński, a couple that put their lives in jeopardy to save others. And that is reason enough to honour their memories by reading their story.

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Quiz Du Jour

Light is easy to love… Show me your darkness!! Click

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Air PEEN

The New York Times says that on Thursday, the people of Okanogan County in Washington state looked up at the sky and thought, “I didn’t know that Tommy Cruise was already shooting Top Gun 2, and I didn’t know they were shooting it in Okanogan County.”

The Navy is filled with sea men, so we all should expect them to draw fat dicks in the sky and we should salute them for it. But some people weren’t into itincluding a mom who complained about her young children seeing it… Young children who have probably scrawled raunchier shit on their textbooks during class.

I know fucking ridiculous!!

The commander of Naval Air Forces, Vice Admiral Mike Shoemaker, says that the air crew responsible has been grounded, and they’ve opened up an investigation, because this is important… “Sophomoric and immature antics of a sexual nature have no place in Naval aviation today. We will investigate this incident to get all the facts and act accordingly.”

Shit is absurd in America! They have a dick as president and nobody seem so offended.

Nobody has a goddamn sense of humour anymore. The pilot who did this, deserves to be promoted and given daily assignments for similar art!

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French Connection

Something went wrong with Sébastien over the weekend, I’m not sure what got into him, but I had no time to think about it. While he disappeared someone else found me, Julien.

Julien is an 18 yo French studying in Montreal. He’s very tall (6’4) and has a massive 8″ F.A.T dick. The thickest penis I’ve ever take, which I never thought it would be possible. 

Since Alex went to Quebec for the weekend, Sébastien got weird, and I was not in the mood to see Randy, I was resigned to spend my Saturday night alone.

But the gods had other plans, and they sent Julien.

Julien insisted so much to see me that I didn’t have the heart to break his young heart (I’m full of love,) but little did I know he would be the one breaking me with all DAT!

Julien acted mesmerised and his “t’es magnifique” only put more pressure on me.

However, we connected so well that I allowed him to stay. He seemed so excited to spend the night with me and inside me that we barely slept. 

This morning before leaving he kissed me… “T’es beau” he said, like all the rest… 

And like the rest I knew our fate. 

So, with a smile I looked into his eyes and only said… Take care!

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Justice League= WIN!

I watched Justice League today and it was FANTASTIC!!

Please if you’re a comic book fan don’t let a handful of presumptuous and full of shit critics who are completely owned by Disney (Marvel’s boss) stop you from seeing this film.

Its not perfect, it moves too quickly, the villain, while well voiced, doesn’t get enough backstory, and the CGI is bad at moments BUT… It has a really solid superhero action, just enough character development to be satisfying, and really solid performances. 

Seriously, it doesn’t matter if some lines or actions seem unreal, it is a superhero movie, for gods sake!

I loved to see all those heroes (and gods of the first scenes) together.

Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman once again was PERFECT! Batman, Aquaman, Flash and particularly Cyborg was exceptionally well done. 

Justice League was exactly what my eyes needed to clean up the garbage that was Marvel’s Thor. This is a real superheroes movie, not another comedy!
  

FUCK the critics, this is THE BEST superhero film this year! 
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Forgiven

Alex wanted to apologise and so I saw him last night. In my head good memories > bad memories. Plus, he’s my sexual type.

To be honest I didn’t expect anything to happen, but since nothing is set on stone with Sébastien I’m not missing any chance.

Alex is a black sheep, a Russian roulette, the epitome of “bad boy,” but he somehow manages to control his misdemeanour with me. In part due to my zero bullshit tolerance, in part to get to my ass.

He may be of messy nature, but he’s not stupid. And regarding myself, I’m just kinky AF!

That said, we ejaculated last night.

Alex is a very efficient fuck, and he was forgiven for all his wrongs.

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