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Avengers Endgame Trailer = MEH

The first trailer for the fourth Avengers movie, titled Avengers: Endgame, dropped on Friday morning. Let’s take a look:

I couldn’t think of a more reveal-less way this trailer could have gone.

Tony’s in space? Who knew! Cap and Widow have plan to fix things? Whoa. Antman didn’t starve to death in the quantum realm like Michelle Pfieffer certainly should have? Unbelievable! Unless you count “Hawkeye used a sword now,” which I don’t because who cares about Hawkeye, there was NOTHING. Boring trailer. Pretty meh!

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There could be 100 people in a room and I would be the one who wouldn’t care about either of them

Madonna is here to swipe some more at her arch-nemesis Lady Gaga.

The two have been slapping at each other for years and years, and now it’s Madge’s turn and she’s bringing up Gaga “100 People” supercut.

Madonna has swiped at Lady Gaga for her constant robotic blithering about how Bradley Cooper believed in her when no one else would during the making of A Star’s Is Born.

Madge reached into her memory and tried to figure out when she had used the numbers 100 and 99 and 1 in a sentence, and bitch found it.

So you’re saying Lady Gaga is outright trying to be a carbon copy clone of Madonna? And you didn’t realise that 10 years ago?

Although I like some Lady Haagen Daz songs and family’s ice cream, Gaga has never been as culturally significant as Madonna and never will be. Madge opened the doors for her and others and she’s acting like it was soooo hard and she’s so strong… Whatever son! 

Anyhow you girls tried it, but this sentence actually doesn’t belong to either of you.

It belongs to HER:

Long story short, both are annoying.

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Tumblr Commits Suicide: Bans All Porn

Tumblr a blogging platform for artists, assorted fun and lots of porn said it is going to screw the internet community and ban the adult content in the next two weeks.

The Verge says the porn ban goes into effect December 17 and is almost certainly a result of it getting booted from the Apple app store after child porn was popping up on some accounts. Tumblr posted a line to its official blog that summed it up: “Adult content will no longer be allowed here.

Photos, videos, and even gifs of wieners and other human genitalia are getting the boot along with any media and illustrations of sex acts. Tumblr is already letting people know their porn accounts will be made private in order to prevent them from showing up on feeds/in the eyes of the young, innocent, and horny…

For that, the young, innocent, and horny still have SNAPCHAT! 

But frankly, I actually love Tumblr. It’s great source of inspirational stuff and awesome porn, so this is legit bad news for me.

RIP Tumblr.

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Melania Loves Her Red Blood Trees

After the White House threw up that video of Melania Trump wandering through the boring Christmas decorated White House, people have been roasting her like chestnuts on an open fire.

The most egregious of the crimes against style Melania participated in, was the all-red Christmas trees she filled the East colonnade with.

Well, Melania is here to tell you she doesn’t care and is serving you another dose of Not Giving A Fuck About Your Opinion Or Common Human Decency.

People is reporting that the most bullied person in the world had to defend her use of period-coloured trees when she attended Liberty University to give a speech at a town hall.

She called the trees “beautiful” and “fantastic” and said:

“We are in the 21st Century and everybody has different taste… I think they look fantastic. I hope everybody will come over and visit it. In real life, they look even more beautiful. You are all welcome to visit the White House, the people’s house.”

The White House had previously given a response to the period cone trees, because they sure aren’t busy explaining what they’re up to at the Mexican border.

So they come with this ignorant bullshit:

“The choice of red is an extension of the pales, or stripes, found in the presidential seal designed by our Founding Fathers. It’s a symbol of valor and bravery.”

People on the internet definitely see valor and bravery… Not:

Even Trump is probably saying: “You can see there was blood coming out of the trees eyes, blood coming out of their wherever.”

I don’t get why people is shocked by her taste. After all, she married that man!

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Where’s a good wind shear when you need one?

Based on that sweatshirt, the only ghosts Kanye West or Kim Kardashian will be seeing from here on out are the ghosts of not looking as obnoxious as possible. Because you could say that officially died after their latest rich asshole stunt.

Kim and Kanye recently took a trip to Japan… Poor Japan.

First Godzilla, now these two monsters?

Kim kicked off their trip by posting a series of Instagram Stories in which she showed off how they got to Japan. They rented a private 747.

Kim claims she had no idea you could rent out a jet that big, and that it’s the only way Kanye will fly now.

People points out that Air Force One is also a Boeing 747. It’s bigger than Kim’s fake ass, has two levels of seating, uses four engines, and can accommodate between 416 to 660 passengers.  According to How Stuff Works, a 747 uses about a gallon of fuel every second. A 10-hour flight might see 36,000 gallons of fuel being used up.

A flight from Los Angeles to Tokyo usually takes about 12 hours, which is a lot of fuel to burn. And it seems like on the plane was just Kimbo, Kandouche, their trainer, and a couple of entourage members.

Obviously, some people with common sense thought that flying private in a plane that guzzles fuel and could carry the population of a small village was gross.

I think something is wrong with me.

I can’t muster any outrage over this; all I can think of is… This isn’t surprising.

It’s exactly the kind of selfish, stupid, attention-whoring shit they do.

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Speaking of fucking EMBARRASSING…

Few days ago, Donald Trump outright said that he “didn’t believe” HIS OWN administration’s report on the impending horrific effects of climate change, and yesterday, well…

During an interview with The Washington Post, the orange prick went on a wild tangent about bad air and water in China that pinballed into the observation that the “oceans are very small”.

TRUMP: One of the problems that a lot of people like myself — we have very high levels of intelligence, but we’re not necessarily such believers. You look at our air and our water and it’s right now at a record clean. But when you look at China and you look at parts of Asia and when you look at South America, and when you look at many other places in this world, including Russia, including – just many other places — the air is incredibly dirty. And when you’re talking about an atmosphere, oceans are very small…

Anyway, I don’t even know, man… We know he’s mentally impaired, but anyone that denies climate change at this point is the enemy of humanity!

He truly is the epitome of gish gallop of devastating stupidity.

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UN PAPELÓN

Un papelón means fucking embarrassing in South America, and that’s what happened last weekend in Argentina when the Copa Libertadores final was postponed following the violence towards Boca Juniors (one of the biggest football’s club) bus.

The Copa Libertadores final between Argentinian arch-rivals River Plate and Boca Juniors was in cancelled after supporters of River Plate (the other biggest football’s club) attacked their opponent’s team bus, breaking windows, threw projectiles, wounded and causing players to become ill because of tear gas, according to the Independent.

You know, it was supposed to be a sport event… 

Argentina at this point is one of the most VIOLENT and INTOLERANT societies in South America. From politics to sports and showbiz, every single area in the Argentine society in the last decade has become very violent. 

UNA VERGÜENZA, UN BOCHORNO, UN PAPELÓN!

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