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Apparently some consider Seth Rogen’s hot.

The Internet Commission On Who Can Get It rushed an emergency vote after pictures from his recent GQ cover story were submitted and Seth’s in.

He joins an elite group of PowerPotheads who’ve made the cut as highly fuckable celebrities.

So, it turns out a lot of people’s ideal man is a high functioning pothead with a Canadian accent and a good stylist. Also must love dogs.

Seth’s cover shot features his beloved pooch Zelda.

It’s been a short while since Seth is not saying stupid shit and minding his own business. These days, that’s about all it takes. The bar is that low.

He bores me and annoys me as an actor.

Regardless, I’m glad that he’s successful and loves dogs. I also like that he’s a fellow Canadian, probably a good guy and fun to party with.

But would I like to hit that?

Nah. Nope. No thanks. And fuck that.

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USA Today reports:

Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey signed a near-total abortion ban Wednesday, putting in place one of the nation’s most restrictive laws on the procedure and all but guaranteeing legal challenges. The governor had been quiet about her intentions after the Alabama Senate gave final legislative approval to the bill Tuesday night.

“To the bill’s many supporters, this legislation stands as a powerful testament to Alabamians’ deeply held belief that every life is precious and that every life is a sacred gift from God,” Ivey said in a statement issued on Wednesday afternoon, a statement that also noted the law may be “unenforceable” amid the likely filing of lawsuits against it.

Even God hates it when his name is used to justify nonsense.

Each day that I read news from America, I cannot be more grateful to be Canadian and live in a First World progressive country where women has the right and freedom to chose what’s best for her.

Canada is a secular country, so we don’t have this type of issues where politicians mix up religions and faith. They keep that at home and rule the country with COMMON SENSE!!!

On the other hand, Gov. Kay Ivey is the same person who said she would support Roy Moore because he was the republican candidate even though she said she believed the victims.

Ivey was willing to put a pedo in office just because he’s republican… The double standards of morals is nauseating.

If life is so precious give Americans healthcare, ban guns, etc.

But yeah they won’t! Life is not so precious after all.

When the organiser of any event is putting together the guest list and they don’t see Billy Porter’s name on it, they should consider cancelling that bitch altogether, because Billy Porter is quickly proving that nobody can make a carpet explode in a tornado of glitter shards like him.

While most basics looked the way they always do (the Kardashians,  Katy Perry, Gaga, Jlo, etc ) Billy made tricks prolapse left and right with his glamour.

I’d like to think that Billy Porter just had this casual Sunday afternoon lounging look hanging in his closet, but believe it or not, it was custom made by The Blonds.

Vogue says that Billy Porter was inspired by Diana Ross in Mahogany, Elizabeth Taylor in Cleopatra, Cher, and Pepper LaBeija.

And speaking of basics…

Here’s the Koven, and Kim looking like she had a couple of ribs removed:

Kuntye looks like he was given elephant tranquillisers.

Truly, the Met Gala used to mean something. Since it’s been tainted by the Klan, it’s cringe-worthy embarrassing trash.

Anyhow aside from Billy, I actually liked Cardi’s outfit… She nailed it!

In short, after Billy’s entrance serving Ancient Egyptian Goddess realness, every other motherfucker should have just ubered home.

Mashable presents us with this Tweet from @kamiilious. Her teacher is a Marvel geek who isn’t going to be able to see the billion-earning climactic Marvel universe flick Avengers: Endgame just yet.

So he left his students a note warning them not to spoil it or he’s going to fail them on everything.

Okay, he didn’t say that but I totally would!

Seen on the picture dressed like a child beauty pageant queen about to do a dance performance of the Dixie Chicks’ White Trash Wedding, Madonna has queefed out Medellin, the first single off her new album Madame X.

Madge has taken a much-needed break from terrorising the corneas of her Instagram followers with beyond filtered selfies from creepy HELL and has been using her social media pages to tease her new album and new song with my ex-husband Maluma.

The beginning starts with some whispery cha cha chas and Madonna letting us know that she auto-tuned her voice more than she filters her Instagram selfies, and then it’s just 5 minutes of an intro.

I kept waiting for the damn song to start. I thought I was going to get the sequel to La Isla Bonita and instead I got La Isla BOREnita.

Dear Madge,
It’s okay to retire from making new music, and just perform your hits and classics at a Vegas Show. You know, the shit people actually want to hear and remember you by.

Sincerely,
All your original fans.

When you think of who has really moved the needle when it comes to LGBTQ rights in America, you better think of those who led the Stonewall Riots, Harvey Milk, and Mr. and Mrs. Carter.

Sure, the Stonewall Riots and Harvey may have pushed acceptance and legislation, but without “Drunk In Love,” half the “About Me” sections on Grindr would be devoid of “grainin’ on that wood” euphemisms.

It’s either that or the team at GLAAD got themselves some good weed this weekend because they announced they’re giving the Vanguard Award for LGBTQ allyship to BeYAWNce and Jay ZzZz.

In a press releaseGLAAD says Bey and Jay will get their award March 28 at the 30thAnnual GLAAD Media Awards…

What have Beyonce EVER done for the LGBTQ community other than making obnoxious queens scream “yassss queen”?

OH. FUCK. OFF.

The thing that surprised me the most from this story is the fact that Ariana Grande is allegedly a vegan…

I’m not sure how that’s possible when you’re lugging around 90 pounds of horse mane on the top of your head, but I guess her vegan principles don’t apply to appearance!

Earlier this week, Ariana unleashed a signature drink at Starbucks called the Cloud Macchiato, which she then tried to suggest as a vegan option by using soy milk. Of course the real vegans were watching from the sidelines waiting to drag her by the ponytail for telling lies, because the Cloud Macchiato can NEVER be a vegan option since it includes dairy.

In her never ending quest at doing the most, Ariana posed with a bunch of dogs while sucking on a cold version of the Cloud Macchiato through a straw with the hashtag #trythesoyversion on Twitter.

However, VegNews reports that a spokesperson for Starbucks revealed to them that even if they take Ari’s suggestion and use soy instead of regular milk, it won’t make a difference because the beverage ain’t for vegans.

After people found out that Ariana was pulling their dicks by trying to destroy their ultra-clean living, Vegan Twitter ran up on her with a pair of brass knuckles to express their disappointment.

Unfortunately Ariana probably can’t hear their cries over the sound of all of that Starbucks money funnelling into her bank account.

While vegans are upset, the rest of her fan base are gladly sucking up that sugary shit they’d been drinking for years, NOW at a higher price!

All commerce and no authenticity .