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642 Things To Write About: That Day In Paris

IMG_2174That day in Paris… I got lost.

The French multinational I used to work for sent us to France (Marseille, L’île de Bendor, and Paris).

During our day off in Paris I decided to go on my own instead of hanging with the rest… My closest friends were girls, but being gay didn’t mean having the same interest.

The girls were more into exploring the fairytale side, and I was more into exploring the real life.

My roommate during the trip was a hot male coworker whose main interest was pussy, and to follow him to a whorehouse was not on my list either.

Anyway, the rest of the story is hereBeautiful city, rude people.

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¡Cállate la boca!

The Associated Press reports:

Pope Francis accused victims of Chile’s most notorious pedophile of slander Thursday, an astonishing end to a visit meant to help heal the wounds of a sex abuse scandal that has cost the Catholic Church its credibility in the country. Francis said that until he sees proof that Bishop Juan Barros was complicit in covering up the sex crimes of the Rev. Fernando Karadima, such accusations against Barros are “all calumny.”

The Pope’s remarks drew shock from Chileans and immediate rebuke from victims and their advocates. They noted the accusers were deemed credible enough by the Vatican that it sentenced Karadima to a lifetime of “penance and prayer” for his crimes in 2011. A Chilean judge also found the victims to be credible, saying that while she had to drop criminal charges against Karadima because too much time had passed, proof of his crimes wasn’t lacking.

“As if I could have taken a selfie or a photo while Karadima abused me and others and Juan Barros stood by watching it all,” tweeted Barros’ most vocal accuser, Juan Carlos Cruz. “These people are truly crazy, and the pontiff talks about atonement to the victims. Nothing has changed, and his plea for forgiveness is empty.”

So a man of faith, who requires that his flock accept what he says solely on faith… refuses to accept the word of several members of his flock… requiring proof.

I had no idea there were no mirrors for self-reflection at the Vatican.

Seriously, I expected better from Bergoglio (aka Francis). I’m disappointed.

For him, an Argentine, I have three common words towards idiots: CASHATE LA BOCA!!

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FYI

I’m back!  I’m working this weekend, it’s Saturday and I’m not fornicating tonight. I had enough the two previous nights, until tomorrow again that I’m seeing Gabriel.

Now, depending on what happens tomorrow I may take a break.

I don’t regret all the sex I had but all of the sudden my brain is working again and is telling me to moderate.

In part due to some serious men wanting more than fucking me.

In part after seen Xavier, because every time I see any of my exes the reflection in their eyes remind me of the “better” person I was when they were around.

But, that’s not the subject of this post…

Today I got several notifications from WordPress informing me of someone leaving lots of comments. Reading them, I felt this “person” was doubting and criticising the content.

Since I’m a very straight forward old creature, with tolerance zero for assholes and negativity, I have the need to make something very clear:

NOBODY IS FORCING YOU TO READ MY SHIT!

This blog is a public diary of my life based on things I have experienced. From great relationships to volcanic flings, from assorted social ineptitude to remarkable behaviour.

You’re entitle to think of me whatever makes you feel better.

And I’m entitle to write whatever the hell I want. IT’S A FREE COUNTRY!

I assume who I am and deal with myself, but I can’t deal with other people insecurities and personal issues.

I’m not responsible for the traumas you may have, I am only responsible of my own harm because that’s what a decent human being does. He fucked up himself but not the rest.

That said, whoever comments on my blog just to throw negativity at me, well, you got my  attention for 15 seconds so feel lucky but please die!

Nothing personal, FYI only.

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Generous

Mauricio… At this point, you may think I’m a slut but it’s not my fault this city is packed with hot guys that happen to like me for unknown reasons. In my ugliness I consider myself appealing, and I guess that’s good enough for horny boys and assorted predators.

Yes! I’m a victim of my charms.

So, Mauricio… Mauricio is a character out of some twisted Almodovar movie.

Mauricio asked me out the other day, he found me somewhere (not saying where) and I accepted because, YOLO!

Little did I know Mauricio actually has a boyfriend AND a girlfriend. Not to mention Mauricio is also an escort… ESCANDALO!!! Bitch is a very sexual hooker, but I’m an old vampire and I don’t get intimidated easily, specially not about sex.

He may be a whore but he’s only 23 and I’m immortal!

That said, after I asked him what he wanted from me, he said “You’re hot, want some fun?” I was a bit incredulous, and told him “I don’t pay for sex”… he laughed. “It’s obvious you don’t, but I’d pay you” making me realised for the thousandth time I would be rich if I were a hooker like him ’cause guys always offer me money for sex.

And if you don’t believe me it happened again today AT 7AM, because I’m cursed to find love, while men in heat know no rest.

Anyhow, since I was upset at Marc because he cancelled me again (for the last time. I told him to piss off!) I accepted to see Mauricio.

We didn’t have sex but I let him eat me out and show me his skills… He is obviously hot, and he wasn’t bad at eating my ass (which he praised) but I didn’t want him to fuck me, and he respected my decision like a gentleman.

I liked that. I liked his honesty and regardless of how he conducts his life, I value that.

Mauricio is not someone I need, but he wants to see me again today FREE OF CHARGE!!

I don’t know… I told him to text me later ’cause only god knows if a “decent” man will ask me on a date today and try to fuck me for free like most of them attempt.

Clearly, if there’s something more generous than a hooker, that’s me!

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The size of his “Nuclear Button” Is Bigger Than Yours

It is TRULY time to BOYCOTT Twitter until bitch is removed.

This is NOT Presidential per Twitter’s new code of behaviour that was adapted to accommodate Trump. This is provocation. Millions of people in America and worldwide should not have to read and therefore live in constant fear of his actions.

If he is so passionate then he (the so-called President) can release a press statement or hold a press conference. This is LAZY governing of people with heavy doses of WTF!

Please just go back to playing golf, Mr. Trump. I feel safer that way.

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Rotten Boys

I think one of the biggest issues of most gay guys is that they take rejection too personal… which is the cause of all their interpersonal failures.

I’m not an exception at rejection, I’m nothing special myself, but when I felt that way I just walked the other way and tried again.

See, success is not to achieve whatever you have in mind, success is to never give up!

That said, Alex messaged me last night and got nasty when I said I was not interested… Giving me more reasons to avoid him.

Despite his horrible asshole attitude I don’t hate him, but I feel pity for him because he’s too young to be so rotten.

Negativity is a poison that kills whatever good slowly, and good looks fade really fast when you hate so much.

Perhaps that’s why so many gays look so done by 30? When you exude bitterness and jealousy instead of charm you know it’s time to take a shower and try again!

Sarcasm aside, it’s kind of sad to see so many people taking all so personal when life is too short to live frustrated. Just chill, turn the page and keep on moving.

Chances are you find someone 100 times hotter and into you.

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Stupidity knows No Bounds

In case you didn’t already know that cementing your head in a microwave is a really fucking shit-brained idea unless you want to die a slow, painful death, I am here to tell you that cementing your head in a microwave is a really fucking shit-brained idea unless you want to die a slow, painful death.

A YouTube prankster (read: IDIOT) came up with a really creatively dumb way to waste a microwave and some cement…

HuffPo says that Jay Swingler, a 22-year-old prankster from the town of Wolverhampton in England, recorded a Darwin Award-worthy stunt for the YouTube channel TGFBro that involved him trying to make a cement mold of his face.

Jay wrapped a plastic bag around his head (genius move #1), stuck a little tube in his mouth so he could breathe (genius move #2), put his head in a microwave (genius move #3) and let a fellow bro pour cement into the microwave (genius move #4). Weirdly enough, it’s kind of hard to pull your head out of a microwave filled with hardened concrete.

That mafia torture technique went south real fast!!

Jay’s douchebros spent 90 minutes trying to get his head out of the microwave, and they eventually had to call for help. West Midlands Fire Service spent an hour freeing Jay’s head from that concrete tomb of death.

They weren’t happy about it:

Jay is fine and his head didn’t suffer any kind of damage (although, he may have been brain dead while thinking up this stunt). Sure Jay’s bros could’ve pulled his head off of his neck while trying to get him out of that microwave and he could’ve suffocated to death, but it was all worth it, because that video has gotten over 1 million views so far…

Otherwise he would have died for real… of embarrassment!!

Jokes aside, there’s nothing funny about playing with your life. The need for likes and attention online is alarming, not to mention fucking retarded!

They should have just set that stupid bitch to “popcorn” and let it go. 

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