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A hilariously wild and ragged World Cup final concluded with a 4-2 victory for France, after a chaotic first half marked by a pair of dumb goals for France, and a second half marked by a Pussy Riot field invasion.

A sweet move down the right side early in the second half from one true wonderteen Kylian Mbappé led to some chaos in front of net, with Paul Pogba taking a couple cracks from distance, including a second one that turned into a goal.

France played well, but in my opinion Crotia played better. Sadly the winner is the one who score the most and France did it. However, after this world cup I’m a Croatian fan for life!

Own goal, badass strikes, hand ball PKs, and randos storming the field. This game had literally everything. Including French President Emmanuel Macron and Croatian President Kolinda Grabar-Kitarović.

And a dose of virtual social issues…

Regardless, congratulations to both France and Croatia, particularly Croatian god Luka Modric who was named the best player at the World Cup. 

They’re all my heroes and they should be so proud of themselves.

On the other hand, Russia was an excellent host. Allez les bleus!!

Qatar 2022, see you there! 


The World Cup Final is playing now and it’s insane!

Today the World Cup ends and it’s a sad day for all football fans of the world.

Yesterday The Red Devils of Belgium (wearing yellow) defeated The Three Lions of England 2-0 in The World Cup third place match. A game for the history.

Well done England. Well done Belgium. It’s time for both to go home.

Congratulations to Belgium on making World Cup history.

The bracket was on their side, the memes were on their side, and even the sport, a creation of their very own, appeared to be in favour of the Brits.

Unfortunately for them, football won’t be coming home, because Croatia beat England in their World Cup semifinal today by a score of 2-1.


Congratulations to Croatia on getting to their first World Cup final!

Among the 22 players on the pitch during yesterday’s World Cup semifinal that pit France against Belgium, there were a solid half dozen capable of explosive, awe-inspiring feats of greatness. Unfortunately, none of them were able to do anything terribly explosive or awe-inspiring, so France’s 1-0 win to send them to the World Cup final wasn’t as entertaining as it could’ve been.

Regardless, France won. So, Vive la France!!

Now, Belgium may not go to the finale, but I have so much respect for these guys, who have fought as real Red Devils. They came really far, further than anyone could have expected.

Teams defeated as England and Brazil, players who were better than ever and team that started to believe in a real chance at the World Cup. I’m soooo proud of the Red Devils.

Merci les Diables rouges de nous avoir fait vibrer de la sorte. La tristesse est immense, elle s’accompagne de larmes, mais aussi d’une immense fierté. MERCI!

On the other hand… Let an underdog team win The World Cup.

CROATIA, I’m rooting for you!!!

Love or hate it  you have to admit that Russia have been a great team and host during this World Cup. The country is not only beautiful but this tournament is already memorable.

In memory of the Russian ex-boyfriend and sexmates I had, I cheered for them when the games begun. Russians are determine, focus, and they can endure adversity stoically.

But football is a passion that reduces the toughest man to tears, and today Russia succumbed to the SPECTACULAR Croatia.

Now, I know you’re probably thinking this….

Putin: *invades and conquers Croatia*

“There, now Russia still in World Cup!”

Trump: *Gets peed on again*

But NO! Russia is out of the World Cup.

Croatia is making the East of Europe and all of us football fans very proud.

* (And slightly horny).

In other news, I have no idea why the Brits think England is going to win… 

Can we stop pretending like England is playing well, they barely played against any good team since the start of The World Cup. The first strong team they played against was Belgium and they lost, they barely won against Colombia (even with Colombia being off their game) and Sweden was playing pretty shitty today.

I’m very confident that Croatia is gonna send England back home next Wednesday. 

As a matter if fact, I wanna see a Croatia vs Belgium (hoping they eliminate France) finals because they both have never won a World Cup and I want this World Cup to be the start of something new.

And finally can we all agree Danijel Subašić is an actual god and deserves his own temple? He played injured and set a record.

Congratulations to my Croatian boys. You guys deserved it!!

My god, what did we just watch. The game of the tournament, certainly, and probably one of the best matches in recent World Cup history. All I know for sure is that Belgium beat Brazil today, 2-1, in a quarterfinal that had all the intensity, insanity, momentum-swings, and amazing plays that make this entire spectacle worth every second.

Brazil (and this is just an okay Brazil team) played great and has nothing to be ashamed of unlike Germany who finished last in their group and Argentina who have nothing but Messi and got torn apart by Croatia and France or Spain who only seem to know how to pass around a ball and went out to Russia.

Brazil can hold their head high. They might have been my favourites but is not surprising that number 3 ranked beat number 2 ranked. 

The man of the match was without a doubt Belgium’s goal keeper Thibaut Courtois.

On the other hand Uruguay got eliminated by France.

The last two South American teams are gone.

And Brazil leaves the World Cup but he leave as the recordist winner.

Ladies and gentlemen… Welcome to the EuroCup!!!