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First of all, for real? Hollywood Beauty Awards? I guess at this point the make-up artists and beauty teams in Hollywood deserve whatever awards they can get their hands on because it’s not like you can perform Photoshop in real life like it’s a spell from Harry Potter.

And of course, what event surrounding image would be complete without an appearance from Kim Kartrashian in some ugly shit from the Haus of Look At Me.

Actually she’s wearing a vintage Thierry Mugler, and as an iconic as Mugler is, and as glorious as Mugler was,  I’m hating Mugler for allowing HER (and also Cardi Whatever at the Grammys) to use his pieces.

They’re making his art look tacky and cheap.

A dress like this deserves either rock hard implants or a small natural C. Nothing in between, and certainly not this!!

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Any remaining doubt that most of the world, particularly the allies in Europe, view the Trump administration as a global embarrassment of extreme idiocy were laid to rest this weekend at the Munich Security Conference.

As Politico noted, the 55-year-old conference is supposed to be a demonstration of transatlantic solidarity on security matters dating back to the Cold War collaboration between Western allies. Under the Trump administration, however, the U.S. has become a tone-deaf symbol of nepotism and extremism in the eyes of European leaders, and it’s hard not to believe that this is exactly what Vladimir Putin wanted.

This weekend, at the security conference, American Vice President Pence was repeatedly given the silent treatment during an asinine keynote speech aimed more at Donald Trump than at his European colleagues in the audience.

As Politico noted, Pence concluded the speech, which followed a much better one by German Chancellor Angela Merkel, with the words “God Bless the United States of America.”

Serious? Maybe he didn’t realise he was in EUROPE or something.

Pence thought he’d get a round of applause when he said, “I bring greetings from the 45th president of the United States of America, President Donald Trump.” Instead, he got crickets.

Merkel, on the other hand, drew a standing ovation when speaking just before Pence. The German leader unmistakably criticised the Trump administration while Ivanka Trump sat in the audience expressing her disapproval.

In short, those American maniacs got a dose of reality.

However, deny them entry to Europe would have been what they deserve!

Just when I thought that Guy Ritchie could never do a movie worse than Swept Away, I found out he can. That film will be the live-action version of Aladdin because Will Smith’s genie looking like the beefy baby of one of those aliens from the Eiffel 65’s Blue video is just a NO!

Instead of going to see this movie, we should watch the cartoon version and remember Robin William as the Genie.

The difference between Robin Williams and Will is that Robin could do many different characters (same as Jim Carrey) and Will can only do Will.

That is why we adored the Genie so much.

Black History Month got off to a great start when we all heard the racist tale of yore of how Liam Neeson once reacted to the rape of a close friend by walking the streets hoping that some random black man would mess with him so he could kill that random black man as an act of revenge against his friend’s rapist (who she said was black).

Liam said he is not a racist now, and wasn’t racist then.

He said that he hopes him sharing that disturbing mess will open up more discussions about bigotry…

Well, If you tell a messy disturbing story about wanting to kill a random black guy out of revenge for something that had nothing to do with you (to promote a stupid fucking movie), then say, “but I’m not racist”, you’re probably a racist.

Also, for whoever doesn’t have it clear, revenge only works if you get the ACTUAL GUY. Not a random person.

Anyway the Taken saga was fun, but racism not so much.

In short, a man who is famous for being in movies where the main character is hell-bent on violent revenge, is ACTUALLY a person who is hell-bent on violent revenge.

Colour. Me. Shook.

I don’t know whether to laugh or be offended because this just isn’t right. But it’s reportedly happening.

During the Grammys this Sunday Jennifer Lopez will be performing a tribute to the legendary Motown. 

Motown is celebrating its 60th anniversary this year. And so far reactions have ranged from “Nope!” to “HELL NO!”

This is probably a great time to mention that JLo doesn’t even have a GramMeh. Nor has the vocals to sing Motown classics. 

Rap Up was first to report the news yesterday that JLo, out of ALL the people in the world, will be the chosen one to pump and prance across the stage while doing a sultry rendition of Sugar Pie Honey Bunch. Though it’s unclear whether or not she’ll be doing the set by herself or if she’ll have help from other artists. One thing’s for sure is that I’m ready to change the words to The Supremes’ classic “Stop In The Name Of Love” to “Stop JLo…Just, Stop.

I’m not here for any of this because it makes no damn sense.

And don’t get me wrong, la Lopez is an entertainer but NOT a singer.

Fashion, men, living lavishly, and looking pretty is her area of expertise. She should stick to that!

Now, how about getting a real Motown artist to perform and pay proper tribute to the legends?

The only thing CBS is doing is paying tribute to their need for ratings, because now everyone will definitely tune in to see this travesty.

But the real treat of the evening will be the LEGENDARY Motown OG GODDESS Diana Ross, who is also slated to perform, comes out on stage, grabs the mic from her and asks “Do you know where you’re going to?” as she’s being escorted away by security so Miss Ross can show her how it’s really done.

Yahoo News reports:

Conservative firebrand Ann Coulter called President Trump “lazy and incompetent” and a “lunatic” and warned that he could face a Republican primary challenger from the right if he doesn’t fulfill his promise to build a wall across the Mexican border.

“We put this lunatic in the White House for one reason,” said Coulter in an interview on the Yahoo News podcast Skullduggery.

Coulter even suggested a possible “terrific” primary challenger to the president — Rep. Mo Brooks, R-Ala., who recently charged that Democratic leaders in Congress have “American blood” on their hands for refusing to fund the wall. Brooks’s office did not respond to a request for comment.

But he’s your lazy, incompetent Lunatic.

You made him. You own him.

This is on you and the other Reichwing rats.

CBS News reports:

White House press secretary Sarah Sanders said in an interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network Wednesday that she believes God wanted Donald Trump to become president. Sanders said she believes God calls everyone to fill different roles, and that he wanted Mr. Trump to lead the country.

“I think God calls all of us to fill different roles at different times and I think that he wanted Donald Trump to become president, and that’s why he’s there and I think he has done a tremendous job in supporting a lot of the things that people of faith really care about.”

Sanders didn’t expand — and wasn’t pressed — on whether she believes God has also selected previous presidents, like Barack Obama, whom Mr. Trump often bashes.

CBN was founded by Pat Robertson.

Okay… This exactly why that government is a mess!!

In the Bible religious people abandoned their god to worship a golden calf. Now they worship an orange jackass.

Oh Sanders, you will burn in Hell.