Tag Archives: WTF

Treason is More Popular Than Ever

It’s been one of the many lingering questions as of late: How far are Trump supporters willing to go to stick it to the libs?

Thanks to James Alicie and Richard Birchfield, two Americans from Delaware, OH, we now have a pretty good idea: all the way to Russia!!

Their smiling mugs are currently going viral on social media because they proudly wore T-shirts to Saturday evening’s Trump rally at Olentangy Orange High School in Lewis Center, stating, “I’d rather be a Russian than a Democrat.” Cleveland.com reporter Jeremy Pelzer snapped their photo.

I bet they were happy when Drago killed Apollo in Rocky IV.

Traitor President, traitor supporters. 

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14 to 41

I’ve been super busy this weekend between work, lovers, and family stuff. I haven’t fornicated as much despite the endless offers I always receive, but Ricardo sexed me yesterday so I survived.

My sister is getting married next weekend, and many relatives are coming over, so you can imagine how much I’m panicking because hello relatives and goodbye sex life.

Anyway we are August already and I’m beyond busy. On top of that I’m about to get super old because I may be 476 years (in vampire) but to humans I’m turning 41 in 14 days.

Yeah what the hell just happened? Where did my youth go? And why so fast? 

But you know what’s even more terrifying? The fact that I still DON’T CARE about my future for when I grow up despite the fact it’s almost game over for me.

Age is a number they say, and it’s true in many ways except when you take a look in the mirror… And even though I look a lot younger than most people my age (or anyone 10 years younger tbh because white people age faster) I don’t see the person I am inside.

Anyhow, the real question here is:

Jokes aside, it is surreal I made it this far.

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Human Face Pies

Who the hell is going to eat these besides a cannibal weirdo from the Dark Web? 

Laughing Squid was evil enough to feature this Facebook video of these pies with human faces. And please note, these are not just smiley faces drawn into the crust, ha, ha, how cute. These have human features like teeth, nostrils, and *vom* tongues.

This Ashley Newman thinks they’re an artiste, but she’s actually of questionable sanity, and her mixer and the rest of her baking tools should be taken away from her, stat.

Horror artist Ashley Newman of “It Came From Under My Bed” has created a fabulously disconcerting series of pot pies with realistic, anthropomorphic faces that have a variety of expressions baked right into their top crusts. These pies and other fascinating handmade objects are available for purchase through Newman’s Etsy Store and business is booming.

Business is booming?!? It’s not the Apocalypse (just yet) and people shouldn’t be buying faces to eat!

Do you think she takes requests? Like there’s someone you don’t care for and you want to symbolically destroy them? Imagine showing up to your next Thanksgiving at mum’s house and you’ve gotten pies made of everyone there but you? Imagine the nervous laughter you’d cause? And you could probably leave early, because everyone’s super uncomfortable and wants to talk about what you did.

What’s that URL again?

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Can he die Instead?

Politico reports:

Speaking at a rally in Pennsylvania on Thursday, Trump claimed he had actually arrived 15 minutes early for his meeting with the “incredible” queen, slamming the “fake, fake, disgusting news” media reports that noted he had been the one who was late.

The president’s visit to Britain was broadcast live on television, including footage of the 92-year-old queen waiting for Trump for 12 minutes and looking at her watch.

“I landed and I’m on the ground and I’m waiting with the king’s and the queen’s guards,” Trump told his supporters. “I’m waiting. I was about 15 minutes early and I’m waiting with my wife and that’s fine. Hey, it’s the queen, right? We can wait. But I’m a little early.”

WTF?!!!! Does he really think the whole world is as idiotic as his supporters? LIES, LIES, LIES, and more LIES are all we hear time after time and time again.

He was fucking late to meet the Queen and the whole world saw it LIVE!

I’m really exhausted of him, he’s an embarrassment. I have no idea why he still President.

So he said: “I landed and I’m on the ground and I’m waiting with the king’s and the queen’s guard. 

Just one example of how fucking stupid and ignorant he is, the Queen’s husband is NOT THE KING. Yup! The American President.

Why is always the wrong people the one dying?

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An orangutan has been filmed seemingly defending its home from being demolished by loggers. The animal was seen fruitlessly lashing out against a digger in the Sungai Putri forest in Borneo, Indonesia as loggers bulldozed through.

The video, which was reportedly filmed in 2013 but only released early this month was shot by International Animal Rescue, an animal welfare charity.

Can you imagine the world through his eyes? 

This is happening everyday to many different species…

We should all be killed!

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Because Only In America: Eight States Sue Trump Administration Over 3D Guns

The Associated Press reports:

Eight states are filing suit against the Trump administration over its decision to allow a Texas company to publish downloadable blueprints for a 3D-printed gun, contending the hard-to-trace plastic weapons are a boon to terrorists and criminals and threaten public safety.

The suit, filed Monday in Seattle, asks a judge to block the federal government’s late-June settlement with Defense Distributed, which allowed the company to make the plans available online. Officials say that 1,000 people have already downloaded blueprints for AR-15 rifles.

Joining the suit were Democratic attorneys general in Massachusetts, Connecticut, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Oregon, Maryland, New York and the District of Columbia. Separately, attorneys general in 21 states urged Secretary of State Mike Pompeo and Attorney General Jeff Sessions on Monday to withdraw from the settlement with Defense Distributed, saying it “creates an imminent risk to public safety.”

Frankly, I don’t get that country. It’s like they don’t have enough crimes and mass shootings already…They clearly want more violence.

On the other hand, court cases are lengthy and expensive.

Just get some BLM and Antifa activists together to take photos of themselves holding the 3D printed guns.

There will be a law passed all the way through Congress and signed by their idiot president before the week is out.

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Creepy and Gross

Honestly kids these days? I don’t know what the hell you are up to, but the new standards are VERY LOW!!!

I took one look at this mess calles 6ix9ine and I knew that I wanted nothing to do with him. I may not understand the youth of America, but Nicki Minaj seems to think she does.

Nicki recently collaborated with a heavily-addicted rainbow-coloured crack head, and people are pissed.

PopBuzz is reporting that Nicki is coming under some heavy fire for working with the 22 yo rapper. What’s got the internet so angry? Oh just a bit of PAEDOPHILIA!

Yeah, good morning, welcome to Hell!!!

Apparently the ugly sick fuck pled guilty to ‘use of a child in a sexual performance’ back in 2015. Jezebel has a recount of the whole scenario which actually is a lot worse than it sounds. And you wouldn’t read it if you want to have a peaceful morning.

To summarise, he recorded some gross things happening to a girl who was 13 at the time.

Nicki Minaj has sympathised with a convicted child rapist in the past, the convicted child rapist being her own brother… You know, no one should know (except the Vatican) this many people who have been convicted of sex crimes involving underage kids.

On the other hand, it’s hardly news all those rappers are involved in illegal shit, but sex crimes are the next level of wrong… Even though, dude’s face is the worst crime, EVER! 

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