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Saudi Arabia: Where drones have more rights than women

Every once in a while something so ridiculous happens that people from all walks of life can set aside their differences and join in mocking the offending dumbass or dumbasses.

It’s like the I’d Like To Buy The World A Coke commercial, except less scary and cult-y.

The viral video currently uniting us all in bitchery comes from a Saudi Arabian fashion show that used drones instead of models to display the clothing.

The drones drag around the fluttering dresses draped out over plastic hangers with all the grace of a plastic bag on a tornado, and in some cases of a Dementor. 

I truly don’t get that people… If they don’t allow the women to wear them, what’s the point of advertising this kind of clothing there?

I guess it’s clear that in Saudi Arabia drones have more rights than women.

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Ferrari Needs To Cut The Weed

Today marks the beginning of F1 Grand Prix weekend in Montreal, the event is huge, draws thousands upon thousands of spectators, both local and tourists, alike. 

Every year the world watches closely as the races go on throughout the weekend and come to close on Sunday.

This past week, Italian car company Ferrari was ridiculed online after posting a video of Montreal’s Grand Prix events that was very obviously a video of Toronto and it’s iconic skyline featuring the CN Tower. 

Yesterday, they’ve done it again to some degree, and I’m just sitting here wondering who the hell is running their PR ’cause this is just getting silly…

Ferrari posted this poster of Montreal, Canada’s F1 Grand Prix weekend to social media, and maybe they’re currently living under the microscope, but everyone have caught something on this poster that looks a bit questionable…

Now, I know we’re super close to legalising marijuana in our country, but this is just dumb. Those are clearly not Maple leaves, the iconic symbol of Canada that is on our country’s flag. Those are cannabis leaves! 

In short, whoever is doing this work over at Ferrari needs to cut the weed.

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Shit-Shirt

Balenciaga once again proved that “Balenciaga” is Spanish for “trolling stupid label fuckers by selling ugly overpriced shit to them.”  They already pranked the world with a $2,145 hideous knock-off of the luxurious IKEA bag, and made HELL a bigger place on earth by creating CROCS on steroids.

And now, everyone at Balenciaga is cackling into the air as messes with too much money pre-order the $1,290 double shirt that looks like a 99 cent Salvation Army button-up sloppily stapled to a $3.99 clearance section t-shirt from Kmart.

You know… I applaud those who fleece these fools of their money.

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Hairless Mario

The New York Times continued to do groundbreaking work and delivered brand new thoughts when they declared that being skinny and hot is in.

Someone there just saw Call Me By Your Name, because they welcomed us to the age of the twink!

If only The New York Times would’ve declared it the age of the twink in the 90s. It would’ve been my time. But now I’m less of a twink and more of a smashed Ho Ho lying in the gutter that’s been nibbled at by rats.

But if you’re thinking that the age of the twink is laughable bullshit, don’t. It is very real.

Case in point: Hairless Mario. He’s just a few Master Cleanses away from going full twink.

The Twitter page @yourfavisbald2 is devoted to gifting the internet with bald versions of video game and cartoon characters, and their terrifying Mona Lisa is Hairless Mario.

If you’ve ever wondered what it would look like if Mario was struck down with a serious case of alopecia that took his furry crescent moon brows, dog bone-shaped side burns and half cloud moustache, @yourfaceisbald2 has made your nightmares come true.

In case you forgot (because your brain is temporarily paralyzed with fear over that above pic), here’s what Mario normally looks like:

I’m calling the police!!

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When is the media going to stop giving assholes so much attention?

And here we go AGAIN.

If you missed the latest extra-large fart bubble of sad insanity that came out of Kanye West’s mouth during his visit to TMZ, then might I suggest you keep on missing it and watch a much less gross and much more satisfying video by clicking here. But if you insist….

To get attention for his new albums and his self-published “philosophy” book on Twitter, Kanye has declared his love for his brother Donald Trump, told us that he loves the brain of Black Lives Matter hater Candace Owens, and did a 2-hour interview.  But he really went for it when he dropped into the offices of TMZ

Kanye said that since slavery lasted for 400 years, the slaves must’ve made the choice to remain slaves. Strangely enough, Kanye didn’t also say that Jewish people willingly went to concentration camps because they wanted a free vacation? He’s probably saving that for his next visit.

“When you hear about slavery for 400 years, for 400 years?! That sounds like a choice. Like, you was there for 400 years and it’s all y’all? It’s like we’re mentally in prison. I like the word prison because slavery goes too direct to the idea of blacks. So prison is something that unites us as one race. Blacks and whites being one race. We’re the human race.”

Later in the newsroom, Kanye asked everyone if they think he’s thinking freely, and that’s when TMZ’s Van Lathan became a hero by trying to get through to him by feeding him a potent dose of WAKE THE FUCK UP:

The train wreck of 2018 didn’t end there.

Kanye already admitted that he had an opioid addiction during his breakdown of 2016, and he told everyone that he got addicted after getting lipo. He said that he got the Kartrashian special, because he didn’t want them to call him fat….

So according to the logic of Kanye, slavery is a choice, but lipo is something he was forced to do? GOT IT!! This guy is obviously not well.

Stop asking him questions about shit he clearly knows nothing whatsoever about because an opinion about something based on ignorance is worse than having no opinion at all.

You know, I only have room for one delusional artist in my life, and she actually has talent:

Jokes aside, the American trash culture scares me! 

The importance they give to these kind of uneducated egotistical lunatics is alarming… That’s exactly how they ended up with their current President!

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Blaine Sewing His Mouth Shut …

David Blaine continued to stretch out the definition of “magic trick” on Jimmy Fallon last night when he used a needle and thread to sew his lips shut as The Roots and guest Priyanka Chopra got grossed out, and Jimmy got grossed out in an over-the-top theater kid on roids kind of way because he’s fucking annoying like that.

Why didn’t David Blaine do that trick on Jimmy’s mouth?”

I didn’t get grossed out, because David Blaine sewing up his lips means he can’t almost murder an innocent frog by deep throating it. And if David Blaine sews up his lips, it also means that if the authorities want to talk to him about the rape accusation against him, he can’t say anything since his lips are sewn up.

I bet Bill Cosby wishes he came up with that trick.

And I’m not impressed. I mean, if repeatedly sticking a needle in your lips makes you a magician, then Kylie Jenner is a regular Harry Fuckin’ Houdini!!

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Band of Frustrated celebrate Toronto van attack

Alek Minassian, the fucked up dude who killed 10 people with a rental van in Toronto on Monday, is being praised by misogynistic communities of the dark web…

Apparently the reason of the mass murder was the rejection he felt from women and his overall failure to attract the opposite sex.

Just before carrying out his rampage, he praised on his Facebook the “Incel Rebellion,” and California mass-killer Elliot Rodger (a 22 yo kid who did the same back in 2014).

Incels, or “involuntarily celibate” is a misogynist online culture of men who don’t have access to sex and believe it’s a basic human right. Following Monday’s carnage, members of the incel community praised the Toronto truck attack, calling for similar action, saying “it’s now or never.”

According to the Southern Poverty Law Center, an organization that monitors hate groups and extremists, incels stem from the pickup artist movement, a culture that offers men tips to persuade women to sleep with them. When theses pickup tips fail them, the men become bitter.

Let’s think for a moment… WTF!!!

We all have probably felt rejected once, or twice but that’s life. 

Also, it’s not all about looks, but about personality. 

More than any negative feeling I feel sincerely sad for that band of frustrated. It’s obvious they need physiological help, yet is scary how many angry men, about not getting laid, are out there. To say all of them need some sex in their life to chill the fuck down, it’s not a frivolous remark. But the truth! 

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