Tag Archives: WTF

Registered Sex Offender For Trump.Dating

Are you lonely? Are you tired of what Tinder has to offer? Have you noticed that every time you swipe right on the hottest single women in your area they always lean left when it comes to politics?

It’s time to make American dating great again with Trump.dating because compatibility starts with who you voted for this past presidential election.

On the site’s splash page, users are greeted by the smiling face of William Barrett Riddleberger, who it turns out is a convicted sex offender, as several local news outlets reported. Riddleberger was convicted in 1995 for filming himself having sex with a 15-year-old girl while he was in his mid-2os. His conviction is listed on public records.

I understand that no business is perfect but when you’re openly supporting someone as the face of your brand a small background check should be standard.

It would have been nice to see a safe space on the internet where you could grab women by the pussy outside of adultfriendfinder.com but this blunder is one for the books.

Anyway, I’m not surprise Trump has also a dating site, but just like the rest involving him I’m just going to go ahead and assume that all the profiles on this site are a lie, too.

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Nasty

So, so many questions here:

  1. Why did her panties need drying? Did she pee herself after figuring that it’s easier just to piss in her chonies and dry them on the vent above her seat instead of taking the long, dangerous, rocky walk to the toilet? Or is it just a simple case of sweaty crotch?
  2. If she did piss herself, did she piss out the last fuck to give and that’s why she’s shamelessly airing out her panties on the vent?
  3. What happened to humanity?

The story goes that during a three-hour flight from Antalya, Turkey to Moscow, Russia, a member of the I’m Sucio And Don’t Give A Fuck club, aired her underwear on the vent above her seat.

One of the other passengers got video of it and uploaded it to YouTube on February 16.

Those people are either asleep or an extra kind of polite, because it seems like none of them let the panty air-er know that the air gets circulated and they’re really not in the mood to breathe in her chonies fumes.

If I had been on that flight, I would have been like…

Seriously, some humans are full gross. They have zero consideration and respect for others. Not to mention they have no sense of embarrassment. 

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Speaking Of Escobar…

I found the trailer below on Youtube…

Apparently a movie based on the Colombian (NOT Columbian as many make that atrocious mistake) drug lord and his journalist mistress based on Virginia Vallejo’s bestselling memoir Loving Pablo, Hating Escobar. 

I haven’t watch the movie but, WTF this is?

Noting less interesting/foolish/absurd/credible/idiotic/insulting than two SPANIARDS playing COLOMBIANS speaking ENGLISH! 

Javier Bardem is one of the best actors out there, and Penelope… is only good in Spanish ’cause her accents are BAD. What a TOTAL joke!! 

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Internet Theory: Sam Smith And Adele Are The Same Person

The C.I.A. (computer investigation alliance), that secret cabal of internet sleuths who cracked the case of the Melania Trump body double WIDE OPEN, have made an exciting new discovery! (Nor really).

Have you ever noticed that you’ve never seen Sam Smith and Adele together in the same room? Didn’t think so.

Are you sitting down? A TwAtter user has proof that Adele and Sam are actually the person.

According to The Huffington Post, the earth shattering theory was first proposed by a Twitter user with a lot of time on their hands.

They learned that by slowing down Adele’s hit “Hello”, the truth reveals itself. 

Whatevs. I still haven’t moved on from the Miley/Justin theory to process this.

But seriously, I don’t want to live on this planet any more.

The people making up these theories should go back to eating Tide pods.

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Why is this imbecile a thing?

We’ve gotten to the point now where the name Logan Paul has become more synonymous with a piece of shit than toilet paper. So it should be no great shock that he’s in trouble again for his insufferable antics.

On Monday, 22-year-turd Logan uploaded a video of himself and two friends finding two dead rats on his patio.

Logan declared: “No rat comes into my house without getting tased!” before whipping a taser from the waistband of his pants and zapping them.

He tases them again as their bodies go into the trash…

I’m not a credentialed psychiatrist, so it’s just my humble opinion that the respect a person shows for life includes how he treats the dead.

Logan Paul has 16.6 million subscribers… WTF society???? 

Dude is the reason why swallowing should be taught as an ACCEPTABLE alternative for pregnancy prevention. This one really should have been a period…

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Exquisite puckering Asshole wall art

If you’ve been looking at your living room and thinking to yourself that what it really needs to elevate it to the height of tasteful sophistication is a giant asshole and you’ve thought of hanging Donal Trump poster but realised that’s just too offensive, then Crate & Barrel has the perfect thing for you.

Most of us look at that thing and probably see the kind of hole pic that a power bottom would send to a hot power top he met on gay hookup app, but C&B wants us to think that they see a damn sea sponge…

“Resembling a sea sponge or coral, our organic-inspired wall art radiates deep lines from its dimpled center. Made of ceramic, each handcrafted dimensional disc is textured with scratches and glazed light grey. Coordinate with other Alura wall art piece”.

Whoever wrote this needs to write my Tinder bio, because they gave me a slight tingle at “radiates deep lines from its dimpled center.” 

On the other hand, Piers Morgan’s birthday is next month, and if you’re a friend or related to him, I feel sorry for you. But the good news is, you have just found the birthday gift to get him. Buy C&B’s puckering asshole wall art and paint it orange.

Piers seems to be so obsessed with the idea of eating Trump’s ass that he’d love it.

This is amazing:

And you’d also be giving a gift to humanity, because Piers wouldn’t talk as much since his tongue would always be stuck to his orange anus wall art.

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Nutella Riots In France

The French have officially proven that they can be as violent as Americans on Black Friday.

This week some supermarkets in France were advertising a special Nutella sale and people went absolutely crazy. According to witnesses, people were acting like animals, so the police had to intervene several times.

The jars which normally cost $7.25 were being sold for only $2.15…

WTF les francaises? Pourquoi êtes-vous FAT??

Consumerism, gluttony, immorality, and mental illness is what I see. It’s not possible someone decent and sane act this way. 

If Napoleon could resurrect, he would commit suicide in shame!

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