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I didn’t know much about ‘Mayor Pete’ other than he’s gay and the face of a new generation. But he surely is an intelligent guy.

And next to the Orange embarrassment, he’s Einstein.

Make America SMART Again!

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This book reminds me that I haven’t fuck in 3 days… I need to fix that.

I don’t know how I feel about this, but… Yeah I’d watch it.

This is a very satisfying image, Julian Assange has been arrested at the Ecuadorian embassy in London, where the WikiLeaks founder was granted refuge in 2012.

He’s been hacking and selling diplomatic information to the highest bidder.

In fact, Trump’s former lawyer, Michael Cohen, told a congressional hearing in February that former Trump campaign adviser Roger Stone was in contact with Assange before WikiLeaks released leaked emails from the Democratic National Committee…

“I love Wikileaks!” – Donald J. Trump.

I hope one day we’ll see Trump, Stone and all those criminals, and assorted traitors, arrested as well.

The Associated Press reports:

New Zealand’s Parliament on Wednesday passed sweeping gun laws that outlaw military style weapons, less than a month after mass shootings at two mosques in the city of Christchurch left 50 people dead and dozens wounded.

A bill outlawing most automatic and semi-automatic weapons and banning components that modify existing weapons was passed by a vote of 119 to 1 in the House of Representatives after an accelerated process of debate and public submission. The bill needs only the approval of New Zealand’s governor general, a formality, before becoming law on Friday.

Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern spoke emotionally during the bill’s final reading of the traumatic injuries suffered by victims of the March 15 attacks, whom she visited in Christchurch Hospital after the shootings.

Days after the attack, New Zealand suspended sales of such weapons in order to prevent stockpiling before the legislature could act.

This is what happens when leaders care about its citizens.

Behold America, behold and know shame.

It was Beyonce’s writers who wrote, “You know you that bitch when you cause all this conversation.” They didn’t know it then, but that bitch they were talking about was THIS that bitch who fucked shit up at Palma Airport in Mallorca, Spain on Sunday.

Sunday is usually the lord’s day, but on this Sunday, it was that flamingo’s day.

After an EasyJet plane landed and was making its way to the gate, a flamingo  messed up its plans by hitting the runway causing the plane to brake.

The planes all pause when that flamingo walks onto the runway.

Staff on the ground beeped their horns, thinking that the noise would ruffle the flamingo’s feathers and bitch would get out of the way, but not one of its feathers ruffled and it wasn’t about to be bothered.

So passengers had to sit and wait until that gorgeous attention whore was done with its attention whoring.

UPI says that animal rescuers were called to the runway to collect that trouble maker, but the flamingo had already gone on its merry way when they arrived.

That’s how you do it!

Cause a scene but bust out of there before you get nabbed. And however long that flight was delayed, it was worth it, because those passengers eyes were dusted with pure pink elegance.

They’re lucky that the flamingo didn’t charge them for serving them a heaping plate of graceful glamour. They got off cheap!

Complex reports:

A rhino poacher was trampled to death by an elephant and his remains were devoured by a pride of lions, Kruger National Park officials said Thursday.

The man was hunting with a group in the preserve in South Africa on Tuesday when he was trampled by the elephant, the Letaba Herald reported. Four other hunters were arrested Wednesday.

The poachers told the man’s family what happened. The relatives then called park officials, who started a search to recover his remains. A human skull and a pair of pants were recovered Thursday.

Finally, a feel good story to start the day.